Name: 沒有智慧型手機的一週 (People Use Flip Phones For A Week)
Uploaded: 2018-02-04T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 5 min 42 s

It's kinda sad but my relationship with my phone

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is my longest, most intimate relationship.

但我的手機是我交往最久、也最親密的對象

Everybody who knows me they know what's going on in my life all the time

認識我的人都會知道我生活中發生的所有事情

because I'm always on Snapchat Stories or Instagram Stories.

因為我都會發到 Snapchat 或是 Instagram 上

Pretty much anything I do on my phone is a waste of time

I have little to no idea what I will be doing

except for the fact that it involves my phone

and kind of going off the grid a little bit?

然後要稍微脫離社群網路之類的？

Oh no, this is the phone my grandmother has.

But like functionally what am I supposed to do with this?

Okay, am I supposed to use this for a week?

好，我要用這個整整一個禮拜嗎？

(Last FaceTime with Mom) How are you gonna call Uber?

(和媽媽最後一次視訊) 你要怎麼叫 Uber ?

(Posting her last Instagram story) This is where I say, "I love you guys, wish me luck,

(發最後一篇 IG 文) 我在 Instagram 上打：我愛大家，祝我好運

You can have it, I can't look at it anymore.

I'm taking this challenge very seriously.

Someone over here doesn't know how to turn on

You know the home screen that we have on our iPhones?

你知道 iPhone 上面那個 home 鍵吧？

This doesn't have that so I don't know what to press.

這沒有那個鍵所以我不知道要按什麼

I have to go to Staples but I don't know where Staples is

我現在要去 Staples，但我不知道它在哪

所以我只好把 Google 地圖印出來

So I added my parents as contacts for the first time today

我今天加入了我爸媽的電話號碼

Instead of hitting the space bar which I was trying to find,

I would go back to flip phones, to be honest.

老實說，我會很想用智障型手機

I feel like life was just a simpler time.

We appreciated more when we had flip phones.

沒有智慧型手機的時候，我們可以體會到更多令人感激的事物

what they did over this past weekend and likewise,

they had no visibility into what my weekend looked like,

而他們完全不知道我週末在幹嘛

So the alarm on this stupid flip phone did not go off.

It's now 9:30 and I'm supposed to be at work at 9:30 so...

現在 9 點半，我應該要在上班了，所以...

Now I realize how much battery smartphones actually drain.

我現在知道智慧型手機有多耗電了

As long as I have something to tell me the time

and something to tell me when the train comes, I am good.

I am looking at PornHub.com on a flip phone right now.

我正在用智障型手機上 A 片網站

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go offline for this.

I'm becoming very irritable very quickly.

because I can't get my emails, get my Slack messages.

我沒辦法收電子郵件，或是 Slack 訊息

So we're just gonna wander around the streets of New York

Over the past few days I've been a lot more productive

or the last day that I'm doing this stupid challenge.

也是我做這個笨挑戰的最後一天

I feel like I'm getting back from a little mini vaca

At this point I've gotten pretty frickin' good

I'm going to treat myself to a nice dinner,

and I think I might go tech free for dinner.

Might just leave everything including the stupid flip phone.

我會把所有東西，包括這隻智障型手機，都留在這裡

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沒有智慧型手機的一週 (People Use Flip Phones For A Week)

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