OK, you need to take your perky dial and turn it down a few thousand notches.

好了，你的興奮指數有點太高了，冷靜點

Any questions?

還有問題嗎？

I'm just gonna wait right here.

我想我就乖乖在這等好了

You smell nice.

你聞起來很香喔！

That's the smell of confidence.

這是自信的味道

Oh boy, Grayson's gonna freak.

我的老天啊，葛雷森一定會暴走

Are you out of your mind?

你他媽是瘋了嗎？

I'm sorry, I didn't realize how attractive you are.

喔，抱歉，我不知道你長這麼火辣

Would you mind if I ask you that question without yelling?

你介意我再問你一次嗎？這次不吼了

OK.

好吧

Are you out of your mind?

小可愛，你瘋了嗎？

Holy shit!

我的老天！

What?

什麼？

No way!

怎麼可能！

It's not fair.

這不公平

I know it's not fair.

我知道不公平

Nothing's really fair.

沒有什麼是真的公平的

Ignore him.

不要理他

Just ignore him.

真的不要理他

Joey!

喬伊！

Hey.

嗨

DUI?

酒駕了嗎？

You got me.

被你抓包啦

Looks like we did.

看起來我們真的抓到你了

Look at you.

你看看你

Yes, have you not done an iChat before?

是的，你沒有用過線上視訊嗎？

You look ... you look amazing.

你看起來 ... 看起來好美

Oh, thank you.

喔，謝謝你

Are you still in a codependent relationship with your ex feeling like you don't deserve all the good things in your life?

你還沒走出與你前任的關係，認為你不配擁有任何世界上的好事嗎？

Hahaha.

哈哈哈哈哈

Yes, and yes.

完全正確

So I guess that I should move forward to my kitchen remodel?

那我猜，我該把話題轉到我廚房的新裝潢嗎？

I would.

是我的話就會

OK, that's great.

好的，太棒了

I mean they just, they grow up so fast.

我是說，他們長大得好快

Come here, what did you have in that drawer?

過來，你從櫃子裡拿了什麼啊？

It looks nice.

看起來好好玩

Ahhhh Aru Ga!

啊吧啦他啦嘎！

Rachel's having a baby.

瑞秋有小孩了

No kidding!

真的假的！

Hi.

嗨

Grayson, Monica.

葛雷森，莫尼卡

The great cast has been an awesome, awesome experience.

與這個劇組共事，是我很美好的經驗

Thanks to my agents, my managers, thanks to...

感謝我的經紀公司，我的經紀人，感謝...

My anger is in a purple balloon, and I let it go.

我的憤怒都裝在紫色的氣球中，隨風飄去了

Pow!

碰！

It's back.

它又回來了

It's not real.

反正也不是真的