*APOCALYPTIC MUSIC*

00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,460 發生了什麼事?

What is happening?

00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,080 是網絡

it's the internet

這是為你而來！

it's coming for you

Logan,快跑!!

Logan, Run!

啊 是網絡!!

AH, it's the internet

他們要追到你了,Logan!!快跑啊!!

they're coming for you Logan, run!

00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,820 昨天呢

AHH

Logan Paul 上傳了 一個影片，標題是

Yesterday Logan Paul uploaded a video titled: " we found a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest"

“我們在自殺森林裡 找到了一具屍體”

with this very tasteful thumbnail

*諷刺* 配上這個非常有品味的封面圖

this must be a great video can't wait to click on this

這一定是個偉大的影片*諷刺加劇*

he didn't actually show a dead body in this video nah pfffft..

等不及要點進去看了 *諷刺高峰*

I know he is out for that daily grind for views

他實際上並沒有在他的影片中顯示一具屍體

but surely.... even Logan Paul has his limits (he really doesn't)

不..噗...

now I always new that Logan Paul was a jackass, so I wasn't really surprised by the fact that once Logan Paul found a dead body

我知道他是出於為了觀看次數而“每天工作出影片”

that he acted like a jackass

可是..

it didn't really come as a shock to me

當然即使是Logan Paul

but for those of you who do not know that what happened

也有他的底線

basically, he found a dead body, he went up to the body, filmed, filmed it literally up close

而我一直知道 Logan Paul是一個混帳

its sorta a thing you see on the off brand website, its not the kind of stuff you see on youtube

所以當他找到一具屍體後還裝傻

uhh, very disturbing, really disrespectful

這件事我一點也不驚訝

zooming on the body, making weird jokes around it

這對我來說並不是很震驚。

and people always point out that: oh Logan he is like the nice one of the Paul brothers

但是對於那些不知道發生了什麼事的人，

he is the more mature one

就是他發現了一具屍體。

no, he is not

他走向那具屍體。

I've been telling this for years

拍攝...在非常近的距離下錄製

Jake at least seems he is like somewhat self aware

這是在那種在非品牌網站上才會常看到的那種影片

but, Logan he is a straight up sociopath

這不是你會在YouTube上看到的東西

You know when he does those daily vlog videos,

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There's always: "What's the next big thing?", you know

非常令人擾人...

Just dangling in front of you, like what's gonna draw in more people to the channel?

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Me filming a dead body?

非常

BRRAH

不尊重，拍攝並放大屍體的畫面 然後還一直對它開玩笑。

Not even hesitating

然而人們總是說

Logan; I'm not monetizing this video for obvious reasons

"噢,Logan?

I will say before you watch, this is graphic.

他是保羅兄弟中的比較和善的那個

uuh

他是那個更成熟的"

I think this definatly marks a moment in YouTube history

不

Because i'm pretty sure this has never - hopefully happened to anyone on YouTube ever

他不是

Poods: They try and sorta mass the whole thing with that sad music eheheh

我已經說了很多次！

tHis Is gRaphIc

Jake 至少至少覺得有點自我意識

I like how how he points out this is a mark for YouTube history like

可是 Logan,

Everything has to be an achivement to this man

他直接是一個反社會人士

cAusE i'M pRetTy SurE ThiS haS nEvEr - HoPEfUllY hAppEned To AnyOne On Yt EvEr

你知道你在做那些日常的vlog影片的時候

" I did something that marks the history of YouTube "

總是會有

I'm amazed you thought this was appropriate for YouTube

“下一件大事情是什麼？” 的想法

So they go to the well known forest/suicide forest which is outside mount Fuji

會在你面前晃來晃去。

In Japan

就像“什麽事情會讓更多人來關注這個頻道？”

Japan has a huge problem with suicide it's uuh -

“如果我拍下一具屍體呢?”

But it's known that you enter the forest to commit suicide.

*抓*

In Japan

根本沒在猶豫的

That's why it literally has the name "Suicide Forest"

Logan:"很明顯我不會通過這個影片而營利。

Oh god Logan again: Also known as ... The Japanese Suicide Forest!

在你看影片之前 我必須先告訴你 這會讓你歷歷在目

*jumpscare*

我認為這絕對會是YouTube歷史性的一刻

You know what's gonna happen, you don't have to add that sound effect

因為我敢肯定......這從來沒有發生過在任何其他Youtuber上。

OUW HEHE

他們試著用“悲傷的音樂”來掩蓋整個事情。

hufdjlu spooky

Logan:"這會讓你歷歷在目。"

Like, It's so dumb i can't

我喜歡他如何强調這句

Logan again: Hey uhh

這是YouTube歷史的一個標誌，就像一切都必須是這個人的成就

If ur a ghost in this forest plz plz leave us alone

Logan:"因爲我敢肯定

FoRsHadOwiN EvEryBodY

這從來沒有發生過在任何其他Youtuber上。"

almost like he knew this was gonna happen ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

我做了一些標誌著YouTube歷史的東西。

WHo would have thought? Entering the suicide forest, going off trail

我很驚訝，他竟然會覺得這影片適合Youtube觀衆看。

We would find a dead body

那麼，呃，他們去知名的森林，

huufuffufu that's crazy!

日本富士山之外的“自殺森林”

Who would have thought?

日本有一個很大的自殺問題，

Nevermind tension tho

也就是你進入“自殺森林”是爲了自殺。

Logan: Uhm

這就是為什麼它字面上的名稱取為“自殺森林”......

I really hate to say this

Logan："也被稱為日本自殺森林。"

I think theres someone hanging right there

你根本知道會發生什麼事。

Poods is back: So here they found the dead body and uhh

你不用去刻意添加音效...

HEY HEY FILM ME

就像

HEY ALRIGHT FILM ME SO I CAN HAVE THIS REACTION

OOHHH

Logan ist zurück: I really hate to say this

這很恐怖耶~~ 這真的很蠢我受不了

I think theres someone hanging right there

嘿

I'm not even f*cking (christian channel) kidding

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I'm not even, this isn't even a f*cking joke guys!

Logan:"森林裡親愛的幽靈們，請讓我們一個人好好的

That's a f*cking person

預示著每個人

nOooOOO

就像他知道這會發生

I think you're f*cking right

誰會想到，進入自殺森林，走下坡路，我們會發現一具屍體

omagah

這太瘋狂了！

nOOO

誰會想到那樣嘛？！

dude wot the heck

我從來沒想過喔！

*bring the camera lets go*

Logan：呃，我真的很討厭這麼說。 我覺得有人吊在那裡

Felix: Did he just say "Bring the camera let's go"?

他們在這裏

BRING THE CAMERA LETS GO

找到一具屍體然後

err theres a damn body there, bring the camera let's go everybody, lets goo -

嘿 快拍我 把我的反應都拍下來

Have a lil close look over there

我覺得有人吊在那裡

Let's not call the cops

我沒有在開玩笑 你有看見嗎