Take the groceries out.

We gotta start over.

Mom, can I go bare hand raisins from the bulk aisle?

OK.

But if you get caught, just say "oopsie poopsie,"

like a simpleton.

Hey!

Watch your fat arms.

Excuse me, ma'am?

Your little girl dropped her teddy bear.

What?

Little girl?

Ha ha!

Yeah, she hates it when she drops that.

He's actually a little boy, but thank you very much.

Did she just think I was a girl?

Why would she think that?

I don't know.

Maybe she saw you try to throw that feather in the yard

yesterday?

Hey, don't watch me when I'm doing stuff.

MAN: What are you doing, kid?

Those aren't free.

CHRIS: Oopsie poopsie!

MAN: Aw, god bless you.

Help yourself.