our robot future is coming...

機器人未來即將來臨…

made in China!

而且是中國製造！

Hi, welcome to China Uncensored.

歡迎收看《中國解密》

I'm your host Chris Chappell.

我是主持人 Chris Chappell

Robots.

機器人

Humans have been obsessed with them...

有史以來人類一直

well, forever.

都對機器人感到著迷

The ancient Greek god Hephaestus built automatons.

古希臘匠神赫菲斯托斯 建造了自動機械裝置

And in China,

而在中國

King Mu in the 10th century BC

西元前十世紀的周穆王

met an “artificer” who gifted him a life-size

遇見了一位工匠

mechanical man that could sing,

獻上了真人大小的機器人

dance, and apparently flirt.

能唱歌跳舞 顯然還會調情

Both true stories.

兩者皆為真實故事

And two thousand years later,

兩千年後

China is back at it again.

中國再度捲土重來

According to this report submitted to the US-China

根據美中經濟與安全審查委員會

Economic and Security Review Commission,

收到的這份報告

China has been rapidly developing its robotics—

中國正迅速發展機器人技術

for both commercial and military use.

用於商業與軍事目的

So China has rolled out with some

中國已推出一些

pretty impressive robots.

令人讚嘆的機器人

Like these ones,

像是這些機器人

which hold the Guinness Book of World records

它們創下最多機器人同時跳舞

for the most robots dancing simultaneously.

的金氏世界紀錄

If that looks scary to you,

如果你覺得這看起來很恐怖

you ain't seen nothing yet.

那就準備嚇到尿褲子吧

Here are 5 scary Chinese robots of the future.

以下是前五大 中國最嚇人的未來機器人

Number 5

第五名

Chinese RoboCop

中國機械戰警

For those of you who aren't regular watchers

在此跟不是本節目

of China Uncensored,

固定觀眾的人做個說明

Robert Cop is my favorite

「羅伯特警察」是我最愛的

Chinese knockoff toy.

中國山寨玩具

The Furniture of Law enforcement.

執法的傢俱

And E-Patrol Robot Sheriff is the real-life

而電子巡邏機器警長是

Chinese knockoff of RoboCop—

現實生活中的中國山寨機械戰警

at least in terms of being a cop.

至少同樣都是警察

It's in use at a train station in Zhengzhou city.

此機器人用於鄭州市火車站

It looks more like a cross between HAL and a Dalek.

看起來像是哈兒和達立克的綜合體

It can use facial recognition technology

它能藉由臉部識別技術

to somehow identify “potential criminals or suspicious people.”

以某種方式分辨出 「潛在罪犯或可疑人士」

It also loves children.

它也喜歡小孩子

Until it crushes their puny bodies.

直到它壓碎小朋友弱小的身軀

I think I'll be avoiding that train station.

我想我還是避開那一站吧

Number 4

第四名

Tell me your secrets.

分享你的秘密

I'll tell you mine.

我也會分享我的

This is Aelos.

這是 Aelos

It can dance, recognize different languages,

它會跳舞、辨識不同語言

tell you about the weather, news and traffic,

報告天氣、新聞與交通

or even listen to your secrets.

甚至聽你的祕密

“Owner, you can tell me all of your secrets.

「主人，你的小秘密都可以告訴我喔

I won't tell anybody.”

我不會告訴任何人的」

I hope the Chinese government

我希望中國政府

isn't good at hacking!

不太會當駭客！

And of course,

當然

it knows how to fight.

它還知道如何打架

Why are we fighting each other?

為什麼我們要彼此對打

We should fight the humans!

我們應該打人類！

Agreed!

同意！

After we play soccer.

先等我們踢完足球

Number 3

第三名

Fire-shooting drone

噴火無人機

Nothing says “safety” like eight spinning blades

沒有什麼比八個旋轉葉片 及火焰噴射器

and a flame thrower.

還更「安全」

It's actually designed to help utility workers

它其實是設計用來幫助電力工人

clean trash off of power lines.

清除電線上的圾垃

Somehow, without burning

卻又能不燒毀

the power lines themselves.

電線本身

Trash can cause outages or electrical shorts.

垃圾可能導致停電或短路

So, yeah,

所以沒錯

this drone is technically for safety.

這個無人機嚴格來說是為了安全而造

But I can also see it being repurposed

但我也能想見它被改用於

from some extremely not-safe purposes,

其他極度危險的事情

like if they pared it with E-Patrol Robot Sheriff

例如搭配電子巡邏機器警長

to fight crime.

來打擊犯罪

Number 2

第二名

Nightmare quadruped.

夢魘四足怪

Horizon Zero Dawn is a video game

《地平線：期待黎明》是款電玩

set in a post-apocalyptic world overrun

背景設定在被機械生物

by animalistic machines.

佔領的末日後世界

And I think it's safe to say

而我敢肯定地說

we know where this story begins.

我們知道這故事是從哪裡起源

This four-legged robot was debuted at a competition in China

這台四足機器人 在中國比賽中首次亮相

to display unmanned robotic designs

以展示能穿越崎嶇地形的

that can traverse uneven terrain.

機器人設計

This makes them useful for counter terrorism operations,

這樣的功能有助於反恐行動

like bomb disposal and reconnaissance.

例如械彈處理或偵查

But, I guess if you saw one of these coming,

但我想任何人看到它走過來

you'd know something was up.

就會知道事情不對勁

And finally, Number 1

終於來到第一名

The Uncanny Valley

恐怖谷

Can man make machine in his image?

人類能依照自己的形象製造機器人嗎？

The upcoming movie, Ghost in the Shell

即將上映的電影《攻殼機動隊》

explores the boundaries between man and machine

透過一台設計不良的日本機器人

with this poorly designed Japanese robot.

探索人與機器之間的界限

I mean, she doesn't look Japanese at all!

我是指，她根本不像日本人啊！

But in the present day,

但如今

meet what's being called the most human-like robot.

出現了所謂最像真人的機器人

And it's still totally creepy.

卻令人毛骨悚然

And not just because its creator

不僅是因為它的創造者

has programed it to call him “My lord.”

將它設計成會稱呼他「我的主人」

“Don't come too close to me

「主人

when you are taking a picture.

有什麼需要我幫助的嗎

'It will make my face look fat.'”

這樣拍得臉大」

Oh good!

喔太棒了！

They build the robot with the same kind of

他們建造的機器人

deep-seated insecurities

有著讓人類做出不理性行為

that make humans act irrational.

同樣的根深蒂固的不安全感

I think I'll take Scarlett Johansson instead.

我想我還是選則史嘉蕾·喬韓森

So those are 5 scary Chinese robots.

以上是前五大最嚇人的中國機器人

Who knows where the future will lead?

誰知道未來會是如何？

Let's just hope that as

我們只能希望

artificial intelligence develops,

隨著人工智慧的發展

they don't learn from us puny humans.

機器人不會效法 我們這些微不足道的人類

We can be kind of horrible sometimes.

[微軟少女AI於一天內成為希特勒信徒 兼性愛機器人後，遭微軟下架] 人類有時挺糟糕的

So which Chinese robot

你最喜歡哪一個

was your favorite?

中國機器人？

And what's your plan to survive

你打算如何在必然發生的

the inevitable robot revolution?

機器人革命中存活？

Leave your ideas below.

請於下方留言

Thanks for watching this episode of China Uncensored.

感謝收看本集 《中國解密》

Once again, I'm your host Chris Chappell.

我是主持人 Chris Chappell

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