- I dated a girl from Montreal for a year and a half.

我一年半前和一個蒙特婁的女生約會

I love Canada.

我愛上加拿大了

- All right! I've been there twice.

我去過那裡兩次

- [Voiceover] What is the capital of Canada?

-旁白 : 加拿大的首都是 ?

(laughing)

(哈哈哈哈哈哈)

- I only know, like, three cities in Canada,

我只知道三個在加拿大的城市

so I'm just going to say them.

有...

Montreal...

蒙特婁

what's the other one?

還有呢 ?

- Canada's capital?

加拿大首都 ?

Ontario is a whole place...

安大略省算是個大地方吧...

- The capital, the capital of Canada?

首都喔，加拿大的首都？

- Let's go with Toronto, where my Blue Jays at!

多倫多吧 ! 我支持多倫多藍鳥隊 ! (註：美國職棒大聯盟)

- It's either Toronto, Quebec,

要嘛多倫多、要嘛魁北克

or there's something with Victoria in it.

或者是有維多利亞之類的名字

- Ottawa is a city?

渥太華是個城市 ?

- [Voiceover] Who is the president of Canada?

旁白：加拿大總統是誰？

(laughing)

( 哈哈哈哈哈哈 )

- I don't think I've ever heard of the president of Canada.

我沒聽過加拿大總統的名字

- Poutine.

普亭

- I bet he's bald.

我打賭他禿頭

Or like a stern lady.

要嘛是個鐵娘子

- They don't have a president!

還是說，他們其實沒有總統 !

They got a prime minister, right?

他們有總理，對嗎 ?

- They got all that French influence.

他們整個被法國化了

Once you get Europe in your system,

一旦受到歐洲的影響

all you're going to do is have prime ministers.

總理就誕生了

- [Voiceover] Stephen Harper.

旁白：答案是 Stephen Harper

- Stephen Hopper?

Stephen ''Hopper'' ?

- [Voiceover] Harper.

旁白：是 Harper 才對

- Harper? Stephen Harper?

Harpar ? Stephen Harper ?

Stephen Harper.

Stephen Harper

- I was told that there wasn't going to be math in this.

你們跟我說不會問到跟數學有關的耶 !

- A hundred million people.

一億人口

- Under a million people.

一百萬以下

- Thirty million?

三千萬

- I feel like nobody lives there.

我印象那裏人煙稀少

I feel like I've visited and seen thirty people.

我記得我去過那裡，只看到 30 個人而已

- They're a tenth the size of America?

是美國的十分之一 ?

- Canada's pretty big.

加拿大不小呀 !

But just 'cause it's pretty big, doesn't mean that it has people everywhere.

也對，國土大不代表人口多

'Cause it's kinda cold.

因為很冷吧

Drake doesn't even live there, so that says a lot.

連 Drake (註 : 加拿大知名饒舌歌手) 都不住那裡了，所以囉

- Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling

- Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling

- Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling

- Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling

That's the one I knew.

我只知道這個

That's the one that I should have remembered

這是我不會忘記的

because he's, like, perfect.

因為他真的太完美了

Bear.

熊

- What lives in Canada?

還有什麼動物住在加拿大呢 ?

A whale?

鯨魚嗎 ?

- Badger.

獾

It's got to be a 'b'.

一定是 b 開頭的

- A bear. No, a moose.

熊，喔不，是糜鹿

A bear moose.

或是大鹿熊

- Ah, beaver.

海狸

Yeah, I knew it was a 'b' and it was mammal.

我知道是 b 開頭的哺乳類

- It's a red maple leaf.

紅楓葉嗎 ?

No, it's a white maple leaf on red,

喔不，應該是紅底白楓葉

or is it a red maple leaf on white?

還是白底紅楓葉咧 ?

Oh, I think I'm thinking of Japan.

這讓我想到了日本

I do care about Canada.

其實我還是愛加拿大的

I'm from Wisconsin.

我來自威爾斯康森州

Although I'm very proud that Wisconsin doesn't touch Canada.

雖然我很驕傲的說，威爾斯康森州沒有毗連加拿大

People think Wisconsin does touch Canada,

但是大家還是認為它在加拿大旁邊

but Minnesota's our little shield,

明尼蘇達州就像是我們的盾牌

and Michigan's our little hat.

然後，密西根州就像是我們的帽子

So they don't...

所以他們不...

please don't put this in.

拜託這段不要上傳