These shorts were uploaded in 2012 on the page ThatPlaceToHangOut.com

我根本-不能睡好!

I'm telling you Mr. Black Hat! I can't, I can't even sleep well!

那個該死的小子!他一直對我惡作劇!

The boy is a brat,

而其他的小鬼也是一樣!再這樣下去我會變成七大洋的笑柄的!

he taunts me!

我懂了

The other pirates taunt me!

而且這會持續到永遠的!

I'm the joke of the Seven Seas! Yarr!

他告訴我"我不想在夢幻島上再看到你!"

I see.

再來的話我會把你給踢出去!

And this, will last forever!

而且看來他對於某件事很需要付出代價...

Forever!

就是"你那個被奪走的勾勾手上原本的手"?

Later he tells me, "I don't want to see you in Neverland."

什麼?喔...對

"I want to kick you in your Neverland!"

你還跟我說過他會飛呢

(grunt)

對!對!這實在是太恐怖了!一個會飛的死小孩!

And he was also responsible for the...

只要他想像鳥一樣在空中飛他就可以做到

"IhaveahandIdon'thaveahandbecauseIhaveitbroken"?

最後把我的船搞得一團糟! (屎在我的船上)

What?

喔這真的是太恐怖了!太恐怖了!我還能做什麼嗎?黑帽?

Yes...

這倒是給了我一個主意...

And you tell me he also flies?

真的?是什麼?

Yes! It's horrible!

您好,閣下,你現在感覺如何?

A devil that flies!

早日康復-505

It's only a matter of time until he becomes a pigeon and ends up filling my boat with poop!

把那些骯髒的餅乾拿離我邪惡的視線範圍!

It's horrible, horrible!

我的診斷結果如何,博士?

What can I do, Mr. Black Hat...

呃...我查了許多有關"惡流感"的資料

(zap)

但是它看起來是無法治癒的,閣下

hmm...

我也不知道接下來該怎麼-

That gives me an idea...

沒有治療方法?!

Oh, yes? What?

等一下下

Hello sir. How are you feeling?

如果我們在講的叫做"惡流感"

(sneeze, snake hiss)

就代表要用邪惡的方法來解決它

AH!

那就只有一個方法可以趕走它

Keep those dirty cookies out of my evil face!

就是把它傳染給其他人

What is my diagnosis, Doctor?

什麼?! 不! 等等!

Well, I've investigated many things about this "evil flu",

嘿,505,你知道黑帽在...

but there doesn't seem to be a cure, sir.

這些是甚麼?

And I don't know what to do.

你是要辦一個派對嗎?

There's no cure!?

我都不知道你也會慶祝聖誕節!

Wait a minute...

聖誕節?

if we're talking about the "evil flu",

不,不

that means it thinks evil thoughts...

我是在慶祝世界末日!

So the only way to get rid of an

evil flu... is by passing it to someone else!

What!? No, wait! (scream)

Hello 5.0.5.! Do you know where...

What is all this?

Are you trying to make a party?

(laugh)

I didn't know you celebrated Christmas.

Christmas?

No, no, I'm celebrating the end of the world!