Name: 我父母是這樣吵架的 (How My Parents Fight)
Uploaded: 2018-01-16T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 6 min 52 s

- What up, everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman.

－大家好嗎，這是你的好友，Superwoman

for the first time ever and I'm so excited.

我的影片中演出，而我非常地興奮

不，不要，不要和我說話好嗎？

你沒看到我在做所有的事情嗎，蛤？

你只會整天看電視、報紙、睡覺

- (mocking) Oh, what do you need help with?

－(模仿) 哦，妳需要我幫什麼？

You think everything happen by magic, okay?

你以為每件事都像魔術一樣的發生嗎？

(mocking) Look at me, I want to go trip, okay.

Ohh, I'm flying magic pant and pack for you

哦，我是一件飛行魔法褲而且會自動替你打包

－不，不，等等，又一件飛過來了

You looking like dinosaur from Jurassic movie, okay?

妳看起來像是從侏羅紀公園出來的恐龍

- I don't know why I bloody married you, okay.

－我不知道我是為什麼嫁給你，好嗎

come to my room telling me they have news,

This would have been better news than marrying you.

這個消息會遠遠比嫁給你來得好

You can't bloody survive without me, okay?

你沒有我根本就無法活下去好嗎？

You gonna walk up to stove with one dollar,

say "Uh, hello stove, please make me one roti.

說「呃，爐子你好，請幫我做一個印度煎餅」

看我的臉，我看起來像只有 25 歲好嗎？

I'm in shower, I see all your gray hairs.

我在洗澡時，到處都看到妳的白髮

Your chest looking like Marge Simpson head.

你的胸部看起來就像美枝辛普森的頭

- Ah, look at him pretending like he know

and then instead of soap, you going to put

－妳知道嗎，我是個非常幸運的人

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我父母是這樣吵架的 (How My Parents Fight)