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-Welcome friends. -All right, here we go.
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Okay, so, audience is here to see a play called "Arabian Nights."
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It's our show.
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Joe is our genie, and we literally control his movements.
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Show time.
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So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.
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He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."
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♪♪
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[Sighs] Life is tough.
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If only I were a prince.
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What's this junk?
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[Hisses]
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♪♪
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Q: Oh, here comes Joe.
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[ Laughter ]
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Are you a genie?
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Yes.
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[ Laughter ]
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Can I wish for anything I want?
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"Genie does as you wish."
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Genie does as you wish.
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Can you fly?
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Genie does as you wish.
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♪♪
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[Laughter]
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Turkey jerky.
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Can I wish to marry the princess?
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Genie does as you wish.
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[Crash]
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[Audience "ohhs“]
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[Laughter]
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Can I wish for unmeasurable power?
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Genie does as you wish.
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[Crash]
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[Audience gasps]
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[Laughter]
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Genie, I wish for a palace.
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Genie does as you wish.
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♪♪
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[Crash]
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[Laughter]
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-Look at the audience. -He has destroyed the whole set.
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[Laughter]
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I got caught right in the throat with the fucking rug.
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You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.
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This is the finest palace I've ever seen.
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Genie, I wish for the princess to be here by my side right now.
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Genie does as you wish.
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♪♪
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It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!
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[Laughter]
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Please, I can't wait any longer.
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[ Laughter ]
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Genie, I wish to be married in this palace once and for all!
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Genie does as you wi--
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[Audience gasps]
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Woman: Oh! Oh, my God.
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He's holding his pants up.
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-The string popped off that was holding it. -We almost lost Joe.
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So down to this Act 3, the big conclusion.
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Genie, thank you so much for making all my dreams come true.
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My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.
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That's not your line.
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Everybody is gathered.
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Let the ceremony begin.
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[Crash]
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[Audience gasps]
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[Laughter]
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When I was a young boy,
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I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.
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[Laughter]
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Now all these years later, here I am, exchanging vows.... [ Crash! ]
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Joe: All right.
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I never thought I could fall in love... [ Laughter ]
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Sorry, sorry about that.
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Joe, just punch the wall.
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...that led me to you... [Audience gasps]
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[Laughter]
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I think we're gonna have a very nice, beautiful, amazing life together.
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-Congratulations -[Laughter]
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[Bleep]
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[Glass shatters]
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[Audience gasps, laughter]
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[Laughter]
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Man: Huzzah! They are married!
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[Applause]
