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  • What's the most popular game on Steam?

    Steam現在流行是什麼遊戲?

  • 'PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS'

    《絕地求生》!

  • Well it must be a great game then!! ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

    那一定是一個好遊戲( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

  • it's the worst fucking game i've ever fucking play- (`皿´#)

    這是我玩過最tm垃圾的遊戲!!(`皿´#)

  • so the goal of the game... is out of a 100 people to be the last man standing on this fucking island.

    Pewds玩絕地求生

  • alright, here we go.

    所以這遊戲的主旨是成為100人當中最後一個在這tm的荒島生存的人

  • give me a gun

    好啦,我們進去了

  • oh shit

    快給我一把槍

  • oh shit

    噢糟糕...

  • no shit (giggle)

    喔糟糕!

  • don't shoot! D:

    哈哈,去你的!

  • don't shoot, i'm innocent (ಥ﹏ಥ)

    不要射我!D:

  • I'M INNOCENT!!

    不要射,我是無辜的 (ಥ﹏ಥ)

  • I JUST WANNA HUG YOUUUUUUU

    我是無辜的!!

  • this fucking time I'm gonna fucking do it.

    我只是想抱一抱你~!

  • what the fuck is that? ._.

    第2次嘗試

  • *pewds ded*

    這次我tm一定要成功

  • *silence*

    這是三小?

  • are you kIDDING M-

    *墮車死亡*

  • you guys come here often? ;)

    開什麼玩笑!?

  • no? :\

    第3次嘗試

  • is that MARKIPLIER?!

    你們常來嗎?

  • OHMAGERD

    不是喔?

  • how do i look?

    那是Markiplier嗎!?

  • OH MY GOOOOOOOO~!

    歐賣葛!

  • here we go

    那我長得什麼樣?

  • owp

    喔喔賣葛~!

  • shit shIT SHIT

    我們走~

  • Oh come on I was reaching for my cornflakes :( C'mon

  • *laughs*

    靠靠靠

  • Meme 2017 xD

    *敵人:拜託,我只想拿些玉米片... 不是吧 :( *

  • *corn flake package crinkles*

    *敵人苦笑*

  • HHHHHHHHH

    *玉米片的包裝聲*

  • what have I DONE?

    *無聲的笑*

  • I'm so sorry *chuckles*

    我幹了些什麼?

  • *another one for Pewds*

    真的很對不起*哈哈*

  • i got nothing i have nothing

    第4次嘗試

  • don-

    我什麼都沒有,什麼都沒有

  • stop!

    不-

  • this is the fucking one.

    *第5次嘗試* 停啊!

  • *rapid gunfire*

    *第6次嘗試* tm就是的這次啦

  • hehe yeah hehe

    嘻嘻( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

  • *rapid gunfires again*

    搞定

  • got 'em!

  • Oh

    噢噢噢噢

  • OOOOOOOOOO

    我連前三十名也不到

  • *hipfire god*

    第7次嘗試 好的

  • I never even got to fucking top 30

    咱們走~

  • Alright.

    *盡量不剪輯* 簡單

  • Here we go.

    這遊戲真簡單

  • Easy.

    我就不客氣的竊爆這些tm的瑞典小村啦

  • This game is easy.

    好啦我們拿這些

  • Just going to loot these Swedish fucking homes

    給我,全都給我

  • There we go I'll take that shit

    我剛才看見一群人在那邊降落

  • gimme that. gimme that shit boi

    我真的打算就這樣衝過去

  • *loads shotgun*

    噢*第一發*

  • I saw a bunch of people land over here

    噢我殺了他啦?

  • I'm literally gonna rush him

    這散彈槍的射程真遠啊,老兄

  • 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,380 Oh *fires shotgun*

    搞定!

  • Oh I killed him?

    你的東西我要了喔,非常感謝你喔(ー_ー )

  • Fucking range on the shotgun, man

    這就對啦,謝謝!謝謝你啦!

  • GOTTEM

    我還是要衝過去

  • I'll be taking all your shit, thank you very much (ー_ー )

    一定有人在這裡

  • That's right thank you- thank you very much

    噢幹!

  • I'm still gonna rush him

    我能聽到那混蛋

  • Oh there's definitely someone in here

    他在樓上?

  • Oh shit

  • I can hear that fucker

  • Is he upstairs?

    tm的,幹,屁

  • Yee

    去你的

  • *initiate Pro Pewds combat system*

    他在搞啥?

  • Fuck

    我就,我就額...在這裡...檢查一下我的電郵,不用擔心

  • Shit. Fuck. Ass.

    就是額...要確定一下

  • Ass fuck. *shit*

    萬事俱備

  • What's he doing?

    這不是在蹲坑

  • I'm just gonna- just gonna check uh- my emails down here don't worry about it

    這是額...確保樓梯是安全的

  • Just uh, making sure

    你知道的,有些人就是不會打掃乾淨嘛

  • Everything's fine

    我這次玩完啦

  • This is NOT camping

    噢幹噢幹

  • This is uh- making sure that staircase is safe *pussy*

    他在等我

  • You never know, lot of people forget to clean out

    請不要傷害我

  • I'm so fucked *scared*

    我是瑞典人啊

  • *grenade* Σ(O_O)

    我應該弄到他想殺我

  • *grenade blasts*

    我不是在蹲坑,閉...閉你tm的嘴

  • Oh shit oh shit

    只是想確定一下

  • He's waiting for me

    他有機會從窗臺跳走

  • PLEASE DON'T HURT MEE

    耶!哈哈哈

  • I'M SWEDISH

    看你能怎麼玩!哼!

  • I should prolly just make him wanna kill me

    爆你tm的頭啊

  • I'm not camping, sht the- sht the fck up

    差一點點就打到胸部

  • Just making sure

    好啦,看看你身上有些什麼

  • He can jump off the balcony

    這就對啦,我會拿這個,這個

  • *gasp*

    這個,和這個,和...

  • YEAAA BOIII HAHAAaaa

    為啥小他會有個煎鍋? *拿來做煎餅的,當然*

  • whatchu gonna do huh

    *日文*多摩阿璃嘎多

  • roight in the fucking head

    好的

  • almost at tittie

    加上瞄准镜

  • Alright what do you got on you boi?

    不行?那就算了

  • That's right i'll be taking this and this and this

    看起來好像瑞典的小村莊,不是嗎?

  • and this and this and- and

    好啦

  • he got a fucking frying pan? *for pancakes, 'f course*

    走吧

  • Domo arigato

    向世界出發

  • *swaps weapon*

    噢幹!幹!不要射!

  • kay

    不!哈哈他瞄不到我!

  • Scope up.

    幹!他tm的在哪裡?

  • No? Alright well fuck it.

    他在哪?

  • Looks like a swedish little village doesn't it?

    他在那裡!我見到他了...看見了...看見了

  • Mkay

    讓我狙擊了他

  • Let's go out

    他不知道我看到了他

  • Out into the world

    他在那裡!看!

  • *initiate pewds stealth mode*

    SB

  • *distant gunfire*

    ok我打中了一下

  • Oh shIT. SHIT. DON'T SHOOT

    tm的!他逃去了哪裡?

  • DON'T. Well he can't fucking aim. *giggles*

    我繞個圈子

  • Oh shit. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

    希望他不要發現我

  • Where is he?

    可能是一個蠢主意...他在哪裡?

  • There he is. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him

    來呀!婊子!

  • I'll scope him out

    OK

  • He doesn't know that I saw him

    我想他藏起來了

  • There he is. Look at him

    沒關係

  • Fucking kek

    我能聞到他的恐懼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • *rapid gunshots*

    這能力都在我的維京人血脈中

  • Okay I got one hit

    噢他在屋子裡,他在屋子裡!

  • FUCK. Where'd he go?

    我估計他知道我在外頭

  • I'm gonna go around

    tm的看不到他

  • Hopefully he doesn't expect it

    他一定聽見我了!

  • Might be a stupid fucking move where is he?

    我不知道要tm的做些什麼,我該做什麼?

  • C'mon CUNT

    他在這裡!ok, 好的!

  • 'kay

    好的!Pewds爸爸 過來找你喔!

  • I think he's hiding

    你最好為我張開你的腿!

  • That's fine

    因為我有把散彈槍

  • I can smell his fear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    我真的不想現在就死

  • It's in my viking blood

    好的,沒人

  • Oh he's in the building. He's in THE BUILDING

    他大概聽見我了

  • I think he knows I'm outside

    他在這裡?

  • Don't fucking see him tho

  • He must've heard me

    去死啦!

  • I don't know what the fuck to do. What do I do?

    死啦!

  • *le gasp*

    耶!搞定!

  • There he is. Okay. Alright

    tm的搞定!

  • Alright. Papa Pewds.. is coming for you boi

    你被Poodiepie打趴了!

  • You better spread your ass for me boi

    我要了這個

  • Cause I got a shotGUN

    嘿你有紅牛

  • I don't wanna die now

    多謝-噢新的防彈衣

  • Kay. Clear

    好的我要了

  • He prolly heard me

    噢,一條好褲

  • In here?

    但是我穿不下

  • No

    喔噢喔喔~!

  • *gaaasp* *shotgun blast*

    更多的子彈

  • *another shotgun blast*

    幹~我真的完全不知道-----

  • DIE

    -方向在哪

  • *lookit his face*

    我見到了些人...我想-

  • DIEE

    我想我見到了

  • YEAH. GOTTEM

    又在這屋子裡?

  • HELL yEAH

    對一定有人在這裡頭

  • YOU Got FUCKED BY THE POODIEPIE

    真麻煩,老兄( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • I'll take this

    你可以清晰的聽到腳踏木地板的聲音

  • Hey you got Redbull

    他們在tm的樓上?

  • THANKY- OH A NEW VEST

    幹,地圖在縮窄範圍,我要走了

  • Alright have that

    但是我知道他在裡面

  • Oooh. Nice pants

    噢-!

  • Not for me tho

    啊幹-!

  • WHOOOOOOOOO!

    我的天我的天我的天我的天

  • Moar ammo

    我走了!我走了,不玩了,tm的不玩了

  • Fuck I don't know where

    我會選擇我的戰場好嗎?我會tm的選戰場

  • Anything is

    閉嘴

  • I saw someone. I th-

    他看見我嗎?

  • I think I did

    幹我們要走了

  • Is he in the building again?

    要不然我們就要死了

  • Yes someone's definitely in the building

    幹,你知道嗎?

  • Fuck me, man. *gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

    我還是要跑過去

  • You hear that wooden floor so well

    叫我瑞典膽小鬼也好

  • Are they fucking upstairs?

    *走音*

  • FUck. The map is getting smaller. I gotta move.

    我不玩了,好不?

  • But I know he's in there

    如果說我學到了些什麼,就是你要選擇自己的戰場來打,老兄

  • OH *brraapp*

    再見了!混蛋!

  • Oh SH-

    他可能還在找我

  • OMGOMGOMGOMG

    混帳

  • I'M OUT. I'm out. I'm done. I'm fucking done

    嘿嘿

  • I'll pick my battles alright? I'll pick my fucking battles

    好啦,我們還有很多的路要跑

  • Shut the fuck up

    幹我們離開太遠了

  • Did he see me?

    天殺的!

  • Fuck we gotta move

    噢靠

  • Otherwise we're gonna die

    噢去你的!

  • Fuck. You know what?

    去你的

  • I'm just gonna run for it

    去你的

  • Call me a Swedish pussy *cause you are*

    去你的

  • or a figget (probably faggot)

    去你的

  • I'm out alright?

    他在...?

  • If anything I've learned is that you gotta pick your battles, man

    啊哈哈哈!

  • Sayonara mothafcka

    他在tm的幹三小啊?

  • He's probably looking for me still

    額哈哈哈

  • asshole

    花惹發-

  • *giggle*

    他看不見我嗎?

  • Alright, we got a lot of running to do

    他就這樣停在我面前喔?

  • Fuck. We're so far away

    噢我要這個和-啊啊謝謝

  • Gawd dammit

    啊警察(防彈衣)

  • Oh shit.

    噢看!很多子彈!

  • Oh shIT.

  • Oh sHIT

    那是啥小?

  • Oh SHIT

    我的人物看起來很tm的智障

  • OH SHIT

    好的謝謝你的車子啦朋友

  • OH SHIT

    非常感謝

  • see?

    哈哈

  • AHAHAHAHA

    啊幹

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING?

  • *laughs*

    停啊

  • What the fu-

    我不知道他是你的隊友

  • Did he not see me?

    我tm的滾啦!

  • Did he just park in front of me?

    不要再打我了!

  • Oh I'll take that and O-Oh thank you

    我啥米都沒做啦

  • Ayy a police *?*

    這感覺好像《戰慄時空》(遊戲)

  • Oh look how much ammo

    記得你在駕駛著吉普車還是什麼的

  • pffff

    然後看著飛逝的風景甚麼的

  • The fuck was that?

    不過這次是真的

  • My character looks so fucking retarded *is he?*

    這是現實世界

  • Alright well thanks for the car buddy

    顛簸的路啊,老兄

  • Appreciate it

    好啦,就在這裡休息一下

  • *laugh*

    *下車擦傷*我的老天

  • Ah. Fuck.

    好了我們又該移動了

  • No.

    邊界

  • Stop.

    活動邊界縮小啦

  • I didn't know he was your friend

    OK

  • I'm fuckin outta here

    我不知道我該往哪裡去

  • *distant gunfire*

    噢!

  • STAHP SHOOTING MEEE

    我應該-

  • I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

    額,算了

  • This feels a lot like Half Life

    算了!

  • When you're driving that bungee or whatever

    啊哈哈!

  • And like Russian landscapes or some shit

    幹!

  • Except this is REAL

    他在幹啥小阿?

  • This is real life

    他長得像tm的《絕地要塞》裡的人物

  • I'm getting shaky, man

    幹我還以為我會死在這裡

  • Alright. Let's chill here for a while

    剛才太差勁啦

  • *character grunts* Oh for fucks sake

    噢老天

  • Alright we gotta move again

    這是我的墨鏡,婊子

  • Circle

    好了又要走了

  • Circle's getting smaller

    趕快回到白色圈子裡

  • 'Kay

    幹這也太小啦

  • I don't know where I should go

    還有23個人生存中

  • OH

    我要往那些屋子去

  • Should I-

    啊啊

  • Eh, fuck it

    拜託

  • FUCK IT

    我想起碼當前十名

  • *maniacal laughter*

    我就會滿足了

  • FUCK

    我喜歡這策略

  • WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING?

    就這樣駕駛這吉普車逛

  • It was like a fucking Team Fortress character

    ok

  • Fuck, I really thought I would die there

    希望有些人會走過來

  • That was so fucking bad

  • Jesus Christ *you need him*

    太遠了

  • Those are my glasses bitch *roasted*

    我還是保險些

  • Alright time to move again

    這不是叫沒種

  • Gotta get back into the white circle ;)

    這是叫-

  • Fuck it's small now ;);););)

    -死基-開玩笑而已

  • There's 23 people alive

    我的天

  • I'm gonna go to the buildings

    聽到有人

  • Oomf

    去你的

  • C'mon

    去你的

  • I wanna make at top ten at least

    去你的

  • Then I'll be happy

    天殺的

  • I like this strategy

    來吧-*手機響*手機你閉嘴

  • Just going around with a bungee

    我不能死

  • Okay

    我就是不能

  • Hopefully they'll come, some people from here

    這不是在蹲坑

  • Oh

    OK?

  • Too Far

    閉嘴

  • I'm playing it safe *pussy*

    我就是不想tm的死掉嘿嘿

  • It's not called being a pussy *yes it is*

    幹,他去了哪兒?

  • It's called being-

    他也逃了?

  • A faggo- I'm kidding *i doubt it poods*

    他在這裡

  • For fucks sake

    迪迪出來玩吧!

  • Here's someone *finally*

    幹我瞄不准!

  • Fuck

    天殺的

  • Shit

    噢幹我要移動了

  • Fuck

    喔靠

  • Goddamn it

    噢幹

  • C'mo- Shut up phone

    噢靠

  • I can't die now

    幹,我該做些啥?

  • I just can't

    噢,他在那裡,那裡!

  • IT'S NOT CAMPING *pussy*

    瞄準!

  • Okay?

    死吧

  • Shaddup

    他在tm幹啥

  • I just don't wanna fucking die hehehe

    我的天

  • Fuck. Where'd he go

    為啥他還活著

  • Did he chicken out as well?

    殺啊

  • There he is

  • COME OUT AND PLAY BOI

    不行我要眨眼,我戴了隱形眼鏡

  • FUCK I CAN'T AIM

  • GODDAMN IT

    OK我要走了

  • Oh fuck I gotta move

    我有30秒

  • Oh shit

    來吧小子

  • Oh fuck

    還有7個人生存

  • Oh shit

    我去拿我的車子

  • Fuck. What do I do?

    還有什麼地方我tm的可以去?

  • Oh, there he is. There he is

    我從來沒-還有6個人-

  • AIM

    我從來沒有去到這個地步

  • DIIIIIEEEEE

  • The fuck is he doing? *what am I doing?*

  • Oh my GAWD

  • How is he alive?

    我在圈子裏頭

  • KIIIIIIILLLLLL

    噢靠!那邊有間房子

  • FUCK

    這就變成了我tm的房子啦

  • I gotta blink. I'm wearing my contact lenses

    謝謝

  • SHIT

    有人嗎?

  • Okay I gotta move

    我想我是第一個

  • I got 30 seconds

    那個-那個圈子越來越小,5個人

  • C'mon boi

    我要關上這地方

  • Seven people alive

    這店子關門啦

  • I'm going for my car

    我們只會賣肉丸子

  • Is there any other place to fucking go?

    現在我們就玩等待遊戲

  • I never m- Six people alive

    哼哈哈

  • I never made it this far

    啊啊圈子-

  • GOD

    -圈子又縮小啦

  • DAMN

    他媽真小

  • BOI

    圈子很小!

  • I'm in the circle

    我想我聽到了些什麼

  • Oh shit. There's a house here

  • Well that's my fucking house now

    誰tm的在我的房子裡?

  • Thank you

    幹我真的要跑了

  • Is anyone here?

    我該怎麼辦?

  • I think I'm the first one

    我不知道要到哪裡去

  • The- The circle is getting so tiny. Five people

    我很緊張啊,老兄

  • I'm fucking closing this shit

    怎麼那麼小的地方會有5個人?

  • This shop is closed boys

    天殺的

  • We serve only meatballs *you don't even have them balls XD*

    我很害怕,我真tm的害怕

  • And now we play the waiting game

    來吧來吧

  • *chuckles*

    30秒,天啊

  • Oh it's getting s-

    OK我走了

  • Oh it's already getting smaller

    我應該拿車子嗎?我該怎麼辦?

  • Shit it's tiny

    靠靠靠

  • The circle is sO TINY!!

    走啦

  • I thought I heard someone

    不要射我~!

  • OH

    啊啊啊

  • Who the fok say hi to mah house? *Grove st. 2017*

    啊不,你被幹啦!

  • Fuck, I gotta make it over there

  • What do I do?

    來吧來吧來吧來吧

  • I don't know where to go

    耶斯!

  • I'm panicking here guys *cus ur a lil bitch*

    去你的!

  • How are there FIVE people in this TINY FUCKING AREA

    這偷偷摸摸的老鼠

  • Goddamn

    他在等我

  • I'm scared. I'm so fucking scared.

    這狗娘養-還有3個人活著

  • C'mon boi

    噢靠-還有-

  • 30 seconds. SHIT

    我要喝了這罐紅牛

  • Okay I'm going

    在這個圈子裡

  • Do I take the car? What do I do?

    還剩下我還有這tm的1個人

  • OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

    在這100個人裡

  • GET OUT

    我在tm的抖

  • DON'T SHOOT MEEEEEEEEEE

    我快要拉褲子,兄弟們

  • AHHHHHH

    他沒可能在我後頭

  • UH NO. YOU GETTING FUCKED BOI

    他一定在這附近

  • SHIT

    那是塊石頭

  • C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

    那混帳小的看不見

  • YES

    他沒可能不在這

  • FUCK YOU

    幹,我該做什麼?

  • YOU SNEAKING UP BOI

    我很緊張

  • HE WAS WAITING FOR ME

    如果我現在死了我tm的氣爆拉

  • That motherfu- There's 3 people alive

    我tm的發誓

  • Oh shit it's th-

    嗯...我還在圈子裡

  • I'm drinking a fucking Redbull

    但是我的天它越來越小

  • There's me and one other fucking guy

    他在哪裡?

  • In this circle right now

    他tm的在那裡?

  • Out of a hundred people

    我看見他啦

  • I'm fucking shaking

    我看見他啦

  • I'm about to shit myself, bros *please don't*

    我看見他

  • He can't be behind me

    蛇一般的傢伙

  • He must be here somewhere

    啪啪啪

  • That's a rock *yes it is poods*

    耶~~~!

  • Look how tiny this fucking asshole is - Pewdiepie 2017

    最好的遊戲

  • There's no way he can't be there

    我是最厲害的玩家!婊子!

  • Fuck. What do I do?

    這就是了!你們還說我做不到!

  • I'm panicking

    幹你的,幹這遊戲

  • I'm gonna be so fucking pissed if I die now

    我要刪除這遊戲

  • I swear to fucking god *shrek*

    以後不會玩這垃圾

  • Well I'm still in the circle

    幹你的

  • But damn it's getting tiny :|

  • Where is he?

  • Where the fuck is he?

  • I see him

  • I see him

  • I see him

  • That snek!

  • BaBADUM

  • *victory cry* YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • BEST GAME

  • I'M THE BEST PLAYA ALIVE MOTHAFUCKA

  • THAT'S RIGHT YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT

  • FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME

  • I'M UNINSTALLING

  • Never playing this shit again

  • Fuck you

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