Too early!

太早了啦！

Hi, Boss!

老闆您好！

Sorry, but I'm not not feeling well this morning

抱歉，我今天早上身體不太舒服

so I think I'll stay at home today.

所以我想我今天要請假待在家裡

Boss: Oh, hope you feel better!

老闆：噢，希望你早日康復！

Thanks, Boss!

謝謝您，老闆！

I don't wanna get ready,

我不想準備好去上班

wanna stay in my beddings.

只想賴在我的床上

I just wanna go to my fridge.

我只想去翻冰箱

Don't wanna go to meetings.

不想去開會

I don't wanna wear necktie.

我不想繫領帶

I wanna wear pambahay.

我只想穿 pambahay

Instead of coffee at 4 am,

我不會在早上 4 點就喝咖啡

I will drink it at sunrise.

而是在日落時喝咖啡

Because I'm always stuck in traffic,

因為上班總是塞在車陣裡

and so today I'll stick to home.

所以今天我要賴在家裡

Because today I need my day job

因為今天我需要我的白天時光

about as much as I need a comb.

就像我多麼需要梳子一樣地需要

I don't wanna go to work

我不想去工作

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

so I'm not going to work

所以我就不去工作了

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

'cause I always go to work

因為我總是工作

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

and now it's time to twerk

該是扭屁屁跳舞的時候了

twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk

扭，扭，扭，扭，扭，扭

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

I don't wanna meet quotas.

我不想達成定額

I just wanna play Dota.

我只想玩 Dota (註：一款電玩遊戲)

I don't wanna drown in more projects.

我不想活在報告海中

I'll swim like baracuda.

我要像金梭魚一樣自由自在地游泳

I don't need my I.D.

我不需要出入証

when I'm in my own lobby.

當在自己的大廳裡

Just wanna take selfies with my friends

只想跟朋友一起自拍

and post them on IG.

發到 Instagram 上

Instead of working in the office,

我不要在辦公室上班

I think I'll work out at the gym.

而是在健身房中健身

I bought my SMDC Condo

我買下 SMDC 公寓

so I could live just like a King.

我就能住得像國王一樣舒服

I don't wanna go to work

我不想去工作

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

so I'm not going to work.

所以我今天就不去工作了

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

'cause I always go to work.

因為我總是工作著

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

and now it's time to twerk

該是扭屁屁跳舞的時間了

twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk

扭，扭，扭，扭，扭，扭

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

Oh yea...

喔耶...

Told my boss today

跟老闆說我今天

not going to work. I need to stay,

不會去上班，我需要待在家

gotta recharge these batteries.

自我充電

Staying at home just for a day.

就只待在家一天而已

I wanna invest in me.

我想投資自己

I'll have way more energy.

讓我擁有更多能量

Tomorrow I'll be back.

明天我就會回去上班了

Oh wait!

喔等等！

I forgot that it's Saturday.

我忘了是星期六

Oh, I'll be back in my seat

我會回到我的崗位

like a good employee.

就像一位優良的員工

At the top of the week,

一周的開始時

I'll eat my home cooking

我會在家自己煮飯

not the food sa canteen,

而不是養生食物

'cause today I think I'll take it easy.

因為我今天想放輕鬆

I don't wanna go to work

我不想去工作

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

so I'm not going to work

所以我就不去工作了

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

'cause I always go to work

因為我總是工作著

work, work, work, work, work, work

工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作

and now it's time to twerk

現在該是扭屁屁跳舞的時候了

twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk

扭，扭，扭，扭，扭，扭

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh.. oh...

喔... 喔...

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

I will stay at home.

我會賴在家裡

Oh... oh...

喔... 喔...

Hello, Boss.

老闆好

Boss: Mikey, you said you are staying at home.

老闆：Mikey 你不是說你待在家嗎

How come I see photos on IG that

那我怎麼在 Instagram 上看到

you're vacationing at a resort?

你在渡假村裡度假

You follow me on Instagram?

您有追蹤我的 Instagram？

Boss: Yes.

老闆：對啊

I am at home, Boss!

我在家啊，老闆！

I did not lie...

我並沒有騙人啊...

Hey guys, thanks for watching my video.

謝謝大家看我的影片

Don't forget to watch some of my other videos

別忘了也看看我其他的影片

like my Nae Nae acappella and I have a brown body.

像是「my Nae Nae acappella」和「I have a brown body」