kingdom, there was a beautiful princess with skin as white as

王國有一位美麗的公主，她的皮膚白得像... ...

snow and hair as black as night.

雪和頭髮像黑夜一樣黑。

-Blah.

-諸如此類

Blah.

Blah.

Blah.

Blah.

Her hair is not black.

她的頭髮不是黑色的。

It's raven, and she's 18 years old.

它'的烏鴉，她'的18歲。

And her skin has never seen the sun, so

而她的皮膚從來沒有見過陽光，所以。

of course it's good.

當然，它'的好。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): This spring.

旁白：今年春天

-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

-鏡子，鏡子，在牆上，誰是他們中最漂亮的？

Snow White.

白雪公主

What?

什麼？

-What?

-什麼？

-Snow White.

-雪白。

-Uh.

-呃...

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): A classic tale--

旁白：一個經典的故事...

-Do you want to hear it?

-你想聽嗎？

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): Gets a new wrinkle.

旁白：有了新的皺紋

-They're not wrinkles.

-他們不是皺紋。

They're just crinkles.

他們'只是皺紋。

Banish her to the woods.

把她放逐到樹林裡去。

Is it done?

完成了嗎？

-Just as you instructed.

-就像你說的那樣

-I'm impressed.

-印象深刻

You're not as pathetic and wimpy as

你不像我一樣可憐又懦弱。

I have always believed.

我一直相信。

-That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

-這是你對我說過的最好的一句話。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): You're invited to discover--

你將被邀請去發現..:你被邀請去發現 --

-The prince is rich.

-王子很有錢

I'm going to marry him, and then my financial problems

我打算和他結婚，然後我的經濟問題。

will be solved.

將解決。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): An untold adventure.

一場不為人知的冒險。一個不為人知的冒險。

-Organize a ball.

-組織一場舞會。

We are going to sweep this kid off his feet.

我們要把這孩子掃地出門。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): A romance.

浪漫的故事。

-I think Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the

-我認為白雪公主是世界上最美麗的女人。

whole world.

整個世界。

-Agree to disagree.

-同意到不同意。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): Mystery.

旁白：神祕。

-Who are you?

-你是誰？

-Snow White.

-雪白。

-Snow who?

-雪誰？

-Snow way.

-雪地的方式。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): Power.

電源。

-This doesn't fit, your highness.

-這不適合，殿下。

-Well, you must have shrunk it.

-你一定是把它縮小了。

Cinch me up.

把我綁起來

I knew I was the same size.

我知道我是一樣大的。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): And magic.

還有魔法。還有魔法

-I'll use the love potion.

-我會用愛的藥水。

Puppy love.

小狗的愛。

What am I supposed to do with a puppy?

我應該怎麼處理一隻小狗？

-You can rub my tummy.

-你可以幫我揉揉肚子

THE QUEEN (OFFSCREEN): Fetch.

女王》（離場）。取。

-The Queen is getting married.

-女王要結婚了

-Take back your kingdom.

-奪回你的王國

I've read so many stories where the

我讀過很多故事，其中的

prince saves the princess.

王子拯救公主。

It's time we changed that ending.

是時候改變這個結局了。

-You're with the bandits?

-你是土匪的人？

-You're with the Queen.

-你和女王在一起 You're with the Queen.

-Should we help her?

-我們要不要幫她？

-She's doing pretty good on her own.

-她自己做得很好。

-If you weren't trying to stab me right now, I'd be tempted

-如果你現在不是想刺傷我，我就會被誘惑

to kiss you.

吻你。

-The bandits' leader is a she?

-匪徒的首領是個女的？

-The bandits' leader is Snow White.

-匪徒'的首領是白雪公主。

-Who feels like crashing a wedding?

-誰會覺得自己想破壞婚禮？

-And here I was, having such a good day.

-而我在這裡，有這麼好的一天。

Everyone has magic within them.

每個人內心都有魔力。

-Yes.

-是的

-Snap.

-啪！

I definitely have a happily ever after thing going on.

我絕對有一個幸福快樂的事情發生。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): Mirror Mirror.

旁白：鏡子鏡子。

-Anyone know how to break a spell?

-誰知道如何破解咒語？

-Say hello to my little friend.

-跟我的小朋友打個招呼吧。

NARRATOR (OFFSCREEN): Experience the untold

旁白：體驗不為人知的

adventures of Snow White.

白雪公主的冒險。