And with me today is…

今天與我一起來的是……

Hi! I'm Kimberly Weigend, the Associate producer on South Park: The Fractured but Whole

嗨！我是 Kinmberly Weigend，《南方四賤客：浣熊俠聯盟》的副製作人

Alright, so it's our first night here as a superhero in South Park

好的，所以這是我們在南方公園小鎮扮演超級英雄的第一晚

and we are the sidekick of this guy right here. This is Captain Diabetes.

然後我們是旁邊這傢伙的搭擋，這是糖尿病隊長

Captain Diabetes!

糖尿病隊長！

That's right, his name is also Scott Malkinson and he is a kid with … Diabetes

沒錯，他的名字是 Scott Malkinson，然後他這個小孩……有糖尿病

Alright, so we've just broken into this window

好的，所以我們剛從窗戶闖進來

and we're going to be looking for… …We made it

然後我們要去找…… 「我們做到了」

Our Girl must be this way …some sort of girl, just like Scott says

「那女孩肯定往這走了」 ……某個女孩，就像 Scott 說的

Oooh boy, and what are you, a leprechaun?

「噢小男孩，你是什麼，矮精靈嗎？」

So the "girl" he is refering to is someone who knows something about the missing cats in town.

總之他說的「女孩」是個知悉鎮上失蹤貓的人

What… what are you gonna do with that?

「什麼……你要拿那個幹嘛？」

Our mission tonight is to get information because we want the reward for finding these missing cats

我們今晚的任務就是要找到些資訊，因為我們想要獲得找到失蹤貓的獎勵

Yes, it is a very fun kids-playing-superheroes-type of thing that the kids are doing in South Park.

沒錯，這群小孩就是在南方公園裡玩超級英雄遊戲

Oh man, that's what the stals are for!

「噢老兄，設立隔間是有理由的」

This guy is great! I have to mention that pretty much every character

這傢伙超棒的！我必須要特別說一下

in our game has been hand-animated so everything you see here

基本上所有遊戲中的角色都是手工拉動畫，所以你看到的一切

painstakingly was animated by a real person. All the regular units.

都是由某個人辛苦拉出來的 所有一般的動畫都是

So this guy is actually one of my facourites. He is fun… and he's kind of wasted

總之這個人實際上是我最愛的其中一個人 他還蠻有趣的……而且有點喝醉了

Oh, now it's gone everywhere

「噢，現在灑得滿地都是了」

Thanks for all of that work.

感謝你們的努力

Alright, let's head out the main Hippo floor and see if we can find our girl.

好的，我們該進到 Hippo 的主廳，然後看看能不能找到我們的女孩

Okay, we made it inside the strip club.

「好，我們成功進去脫衣舞廳了」

Wow. These ladies are really uh… Moving!

「哇，這些女士還真是……動感」

Don't freak out, Sidekick. We are superheroes! We can handle this.

「保持冷靜，搭擋」 「我們是超級英雄！我們可以搞定這件事的」

One of these ladies has information about the missing cats… But who?

「其中一個女士有關於失蹤貓的資訊……」 「但是是誰？」

There is only one thing we can do. We have to pick someone and take him to the VIP Room.

「我們只有一件事能做」 「我們得找個人然後把她帶去貴賓室」

Find someone and meet me there.

「找個人來然後跟我會合」

Alright, the New Kid is totally unfazed

很好，新小孩一點都不膽怯

Alright, so as Scott says, we need someone to take us to the VIP

總之跟 Scott 說的一樣，我們需要個人帶我們去貴賓室

and our mission just told us to talk to some strippers so I'm gonna talk to this young lady.

然後我們的任務就是要跟一些脫衣舞孃講話，所以我要來跟這個年輕女士講話

Daycare is behind the bar, sweetie.

「安親班在酒吧後面喔，甜心」

and she immediately insults me and tells me daycare is behind the bar. I feel like I'm not being taken seriously

然後她馬上侮辱我叫我去酒吧旁的安親班，我覺得我沒有被當一回事

What does this guy say?

這傢伙有什麼話要說？

Can't talk right now guys I'm too busy droppn' these jaaams

夥計們我現在沒辦法說話，我忙著搞嘻哈呢

This guy is great, so he is the Peppermint Hippo DJ.

這傢伙超棒的，他是 Peppermint Hippo 的 DJ

And we at the Studio love him. Like we parody him all the time. He definitely is a dev favourite.

工作室的大家都超愛他，我們整天都在惡搞他 他肯定是開發團隊最愛的角色

And he's busy droppin' his jaaaams. What do you say?

然後他忙著搞嘻哈 你又會說什麼？

Hey, aren't you a little too young to be in here?

「嘿，你在這裡會不會太年輕了點？」

I am a serious crime-fighter lady

我可是個嚴肅的犯罪打擊者呢，女士

Come back when you're twenty-one and I'll let you such on my implants

「等你 21 歲再回來我就讓你吸我的隆乳」

She's taking me more seriously

她比較把我當回事

So we've talked to all three strippers now

現在我們已經跟三個脫衣舞孃都說過話了

Right. Oh there is Ned and Jimbo

對，噢那裡是阿諾和金寶

Oh yeah now you're cooking

「噢，這樣就對了」

Well he's encouraging

他還真喜歡呢

Alright!

讚啦！

Again, paintsakingly hand animated every character in this game!

再一次的，遊戲中每個角色都是手工繪製出來的！

Fantasyic! Alright, Scott's ready to go VIP, let's see if he's had any more luck

了不起！好的，Scott 準備好去 VIP 了，我們來看看他的運氣有沒有比較好

Hey Sidekick, no luck huh? That's okay, I found a couple of guys. Remember to just to play along!

「嘿，搭擋，運氣不好嗎？沒關係，我找到了一群人。只要記得順勢而行就好！」

Hey you two girls ready to party?

「嘿你們兩位女孩準備歡騰一番嗎？」

Soooo, this is your friend huh? She's fucking hot as fuck.

「所以，這就是你的朋友嗎？她真超他媽辣」

That's right! Woudn't you like to take her to VIP?

「沒錯！你想要帶她去貴賓室嗎？」

I think these guys are a little too drunk.

我覺得這群傢伙都喝醉過頭了

I dunno, she's kind of short…

「我不知道，她實在有點矮……」

They clearly think we are grown-up women I like'em short. You take the one with the speech impediment

他們顯然認為我們是成年女性 「我喜歡矮的，那你挑那位有語言障礙的」

Come on, let's get some dances

「來吧，來幫我們跳些舞吧」

I was thinking we could just go in there and talk for a little while

「我想說我們可以進去然後先講些話」

Yeah, first we get dances THEN we talk

「對啦，先跳舞、然後我們再說話」

Oh. Okay.

「噢，好吧」

Oh no.

「噢不」

So, have you gentlemen ever had dances from a girl with a penis tattoo?

「所以，你們男士們有請一個有老二刺青的女孩跳過舞嗎？」

Hey, we didn't come back here to talk, baby.

「嘿寶貝，我們不是來這裡聊天的」

Yeah, no talking until you finish grinding on our chubs

「對啊，在磨好磨滿我們的傢伙之前什麼都不說」

Oh Alright. Okay, Sidekick, you know what this means..

「噢好吧，搭擋，你知道這是什麼意思……」

Ok, so what this means, Scott, is that you and I are ready to do anything for our superhero franchise.

總之 Scott 的這意思，就是我們兩人都準備好為了超級英雄系列作做出任何犧牲

And it also means these guys are confused and drunk and they think that we are grown women.

這也代表說這些傢伙整個喝茫了，茫到覺得我們是成年女性

And because I'm Scott's sdekick I think I just need to kind of go along with this

但誰叫我是 Scott 的搭檔呢？我想我只好照做了

So I'm gonna follow what it says to do on the screen here. And start moving in a clockwise direction.

總之我要依循螢幕上說的動作 然後開始順時針旋轉

Oh nice, so now I have some kind of new control, I wonder what that does.

噢讚，現在我又得做個新動作，真好奇這會做些什麼

Yeah

對啊

Oh. It farts.

噢，會放屁

Of course. The New kid's power are all fart-based so he, of course, is letting it loose, farting on this poor guy.

當然了，新小孩的能力都跟放屁有關，所以他當然也整個釋放在這可憐的傢伙上

Well, I mean, this is a good way to get information out of them. We're not here to entertain

這個嘛，這是個從他們身上獲得資訊的好方法 我們可不是來娛樂他們的

I'm not gonna pay for this

「我才不會為這個付錢」

We're here to get information on a stripper with a penis tattoo

我們是來取得有老二刺青的脫衣舞孃資訊

Jesus babe you're stinking up the VIP Room

「老天寶貝，你讓貴賓室臭氣熏天了」

Alright

好喔

What kind of move was that?

「這動作是三小？」

We're changing it up

我們正在變換動作

This is now a new timing right. You're moving the analog stick with one hand and then you're timing the farts with the other

這是一個新的配合時機，你要用一隻手控制類比搖桿，然後用另一隻手對準放屁的時機

Right, I'm moving one to one.

好，我一個一個來

Sweet dance moves,

超棒的舞姿

and then trying to tank some farts cause that's the beset way to torture someone.

然後試著混用放屁，這樣最適合折磨人了

Yeah, I don't think he's actually enjoying this very much at all.

對啊，我不認為他很享受這些

I just lost my boner.

「我都要軟屌了」

Aah I'm gonna throw up..

「我超想吐的...」

I don't think he's giving in yet

我不認為他要放棄了

No, no. More farts are needed.

還沒，我們還需要更多的屁

Gonna turn it up

準備上了

Ready to talk?

準備說話了嗎？

What the fuck?

「搞三小？」

Almost, here we go!

快好了，我們這就來了！

This is it! My finishing move!

這就來了！我的終結技！

NICE!

棒透了！

Oh no stop, let's just talk, let's just talk!

「噢快停下來，我們說話就好了，說話就好了！」

That's right, we're gonna talk

就是這樣，我們來談談吧

Wow. I feel like we've all learned something

哇，我覺得我們都懂了些什麼

Okay, chat time.

「好的，聊天時間」

Chat time?! Aww man..

「聊天時間？！噢，老兄……」

So, what kind of work do you guys do? And have you every danced with a girl who has a penis tattoo?

「所以你們做些什麼工作？你們有讓那個有老二刺青的女孩跳過舞嗎」

Why do you keep talking about a stripper with a penis tattoo?

「為什麼你們一直提到這個有老二刺青的脫衣舞孃？」

Yeah yeah, Classi that's her name

「對啦，Classi 是她的名字」

Her name is Classi?

「她的名字是 Classi？」

Alright, interrogation worked. Our guys are ready to talk

好啦，審問起效了 我們的傢伙準備好說話了

Yeah Classi with an "I" and a little dick that hangs off the "C" which fuck the "L" out of the A-S-S.

「對啊，有 I 的 Classi 還有一個屌掛在 C 上面穿過 ASS 操著 L」

Of course! Hence the tattoo

「當然了，難怪有那個刺青」

Classi!

Classi！

We have the name, New Kid! Come on!

「我們有名字了，新小孩！走吧！」

What are you talkin' about?! This is the worst VIP experience ever!

「你在說些什麼？！這真是史上最糟的貴賓體驗了！」

Yeah all I did was get farted on. You ain't going nowhere.

「對啊，我只有一直被屁熏的份 你們哪都別想去」

Ha ha! I am no ordinary stripper! I am Captain Diabetes!

「哈哈！我才不是普通的脫衣舞孃！我是糖尿病隊長！」

What?

「什麼？」

My sidekick and I simply used our powers of disguise to extract information from you!

「我搭擋和我只是用我們偽裝的力量來從你們身上取得資訊！」

You won't get away with this, Captain Diabetes!

「你沒有辦法從這場面脫身的，糖尿病隊長！」

Okay, well we have the information we need, now it's Classi, just like in the recent seasons of South Park.

好，我們已經取得我們需要的資訊，也就是 Classi，就跟最近幾季【南方四賤客】動畫內容一樣

Now we're gonna go find our girl but first we have to fight our way past these guys.

現在我們要去找我們的女孩，但是我們得先從這群傢伙間殺出條死路

And just like a lot of the adults in South Park, you know,

然後就跟在南方公園小鎮裡的許多大人一樣，你懂的

one moment we're doing very adult things and the next minute,

某一瞬間他們可能在做非常成人的事，然後下一瞬間

hey they're now ready to play kids game.

他們就準備好來陪小朋友玩遊戲了

They just switch gears, and switch personas and say "You won't get away with this Captain Diabetes"

他們就直接轉換思考切換人格，然後就說「你沒有辦法從這場面脫身的，糖尿病隊長！」

and now they're just gonna play by our combat rules.

現在他們就準備好要照著我們的戰鬥規則玩了

Exactly

沒錯

So let's jump into the fight

那我們現在就進戰鬥了

Oh shit, my boner is wearing me down.

「噢幹，我的勃起耗掉我的體力了」

Yeah all I did was get farted on.

「我只有被臭屁熏而已」

So in the bottom right corner of the screen,

總之現在螢幕的右下角……

This strip club doesn't even give out frequent boner cards

「這個脫衣舞廳連給我們常勃證都沒有」

you''ll see our timeline, which means that it is the New Kid's turn first

……你可以看到我們的時間軸，顯示著現在是我們新小孩的回合

And he is going to be followed by a couple of these enemies.

然後這些敵人會接著他作出行動

On the other side, you see my powers over here.

而在另一側，你可以看到我的力量

I've got Faraday Uncaged, a Venus Dirt Trap and a Snowball Flurry.

我有「法拉第解放」、「維納斯土陷阱」還有「雪球狂亂」

So I'm gonna start with an openning Venus Dirt Trap and see what that does.

總之我要用維納斯土陷阱開場，來看看這可以做些什麼

Alright. An elemental dirt attack.

好，這是個土元素攻擊

That's a great openning hit.

這是個開場的好攻擊

Oh man, clearly he is an angry, frustrated man.

噢，顯然他是個又憤怒又沮喪的人

Yeah, they do a lot of damage, they are wasted and they are just doing big hits all over the place.

對，他們會造成很大的傷害，他們醉翻了然後總之他們就到處亂打

So Scott is a little bit different from what the main character is carrying.

總之 Scott 跟主要角色的能力稍微不太一樣

He's got: Coma Combo, sugar rush and insulin shot all his amazing diabetes-themed attacks

他有：「休克連擊」、「糖分衝擊」還有「胰島注射」，這一系列糖尿病為主題的攻擊

He is sort of a tank character. He does a lot of damage as you'll see here.

他是個坦克角色 你會看到他能造成很大的傷害

Let's try this

我們來試試看這個

Alright, we broke that table.

好的，我們弄爆了那張桌子

Daaance. Anyone like a daaance?

來跳舞喔，有人想要來跳場舞嗎？

Okay, she is also a favourite on the dev team.

她也是開發團隊最愛的角色之一

One of the best strippers, we had a lot of fun animating her too.

她是其中一個超棒的脫衣舞孃，我們在幫她動畫的時候也超有樂趣的

Everybody give it up for Blaaaaze. Alright. So let's see what else we've got

每個人都準備好大鬧一場了 好，我們來看看我們還能用什麼

I'm going tro try to keep taking off this guy with Faraday uncaged

我打算要用「法拉第解放」來解決這傢伙

Okay, that applies "shock" and knocks him back

好，這對他造成了「電擊」效果然後把它擊退

I've got a Groupon that will get me and 4 friends 30% off? If we show up before seven

「我有個優惠可以讓我跟我四個朋友拿到 30% 折扣？如果我們七點前出現就好了」

Hey, Leave my friends alone, XXX.

「嘿，別動我朋友主意，XXX」

Cool. So what just happened there is that Shock damage that I applied

酷，總之因為我所造成的「電擊」效果

went off at the end of his turn and it was enough to knock him out

所以在他回合結束的時候造成了足夠的傷害來解決他

So now Scott and I are going to move in for the kill on this guy, we're gonna surround him

現在 Scott 跟我準備突襲解決這傢伙，我們要包圍他

It's your turn Sidekick

輪到你了，搭擋

This guy looks kind of nervous that his buddy was taken out of combat

在他同伴被解決之後，這傢伙看起來有點緊張

That's right. I'm gonna try this new snowball Flurry, which is another elementalist attack

沒錯，然後我要來試試看這個新的「雪球狂亂」，這是另一個元素攻擊

Wow, that's pretty

哇，還真漂亮

Oh, bitch, that's the last time I pay for a high-price twenty dollars stripper

「噢，婊子，這是我最後一次付錢給 20 美元的高價脫衣舞孃了」

Gosh.. These guy knows a lot about strippers

老天……這些傢伙真懂脫衣舞孃

Ok, because he is chilled he actually had to skip his turn. And now Scott is going to move in.

好，因為他陷入「寒冷」狀態所以得跳過這回合 現在 Scott 要突擊了

We're gonna use his Comma Combo, and knock him into the New Kid, let's see

我們要使用他的「休克連擊」把他撞向新小孩，來看看

Alright, and the New kid gets one more counter attack

好的，新小孩可以多進行一次反擊

Let's send him back in the other direction

我們來把他打回另一個方向

One more Faraday uncaged. Go Scott! Yeah, take him down!

再一發「法拉第解放」 來吧 Scott！對，解決他！

I'd actually prefer to go home and jack off.

「我寧願回家打手槍」

That was exciting. So, now we've got some XP from that fight which is taking us closer to a new hero rank

這真是太棒了，現在我們從戰鬥中獲得了經驗值，讓我們距離升級又近了一步

And down here we've also got some components

然後底下這邊我們獲得了點零件

but let's talk about those in the next video where we'll be covering some exploration & crafting

但是我們會在下一個涵蓋探索與製作的影片中再談這些

Thanks for watching

感謝收看

And stay tuned for part II

然後敬請期待第二部分的公開