Name: 【Wong Fu Productions】毀滅倒數之食物過期 - EXPIRED!
Uploaded: 2013-08-14T15:53:51.000Z
Duration: 4 min 26 s

Oh my gosh. Let me grab us some trash bags so we can get rid of it.

天啊 讓我拿個垃圾袋 把東西拿去丟

There's not enough time. Let me get a trash bag.

We can't waste all this food. It's all practically untouched.

我們不能讓食物白白浪費 幾乎都沒什麼吃到耶

Exactely, which is why it's impossible to finish in time.

正因如此 我們絕對不可能及時吃完

You swear to me that if we start this...we'll finish?

你能對我發誓 如果我們開始吃...可以吃得完?

The longer you hold me back, the more time we'll...

Alright, you drink the milk, and I'll eat the tortillas.

You drink the milk, I'll eat the tortillas.

Why you have milk if you're lactose intolerant?

你有乳糖不耐症 幹嘛還買牛奶?

For my cereal, for some reasons I can eat with cereal.

配穀片用的 不知為何配穀片就沒事

I'm still working on the puzzles in the back.

因為盒子後面的拼圖我還沒完成

Fine, I'll drink the milk, you eat the tortillas.

好喇 我喝牛奶 你吃墨西哥薄餅

I can't "just eat tortillas", it's too dry.

Why do you have this groceries you don't eat?

No one brings mayonnaise to a potluck! Just forget it.

沒有人會帶美乃滋參加百樂餐! 算了吧你!

There might not be a someday after today.

今天沒處理好 可能就沒有「改天」了

Oh god, it doesn't go together. Nothing here goes together!

Oh god, we're running out of time. Do you have eggs?

Yes, but I just bought them this morning. They're fine.

No, eggs will make the mayo easier to eat.

有 但是我今天早上才買的 還很好沒過期

Eggs in the tortilla,I'm going to make a breakfast burrito.

西班牙香腸 你有西班牙香腸嗎?

You can't make a breakfast burrito. There's not enough time.

Not..with you holding me back. Do you have chorizo?

墨西哥薄餅夾蛋 我要做早餐捲餅

I just used it all last night for taco Tuesday.

你一直拖延我..才會沒時間 你有沒有西班牙香腸?

You made tocos last night? Why didn't you invite me?

你昨晚做了塔可? 你怎麼沒請我來吃?

That's a pretty big step, I thought you guys were just talking.

進展得很快喔  我還以為你們只是朋友

I..I don't know..what your gut telling you?

The food is about to expired in 10 seconds.

I mean, it's just food, nothing bad is gonna to happen.

我是說 只是吃的嘛 又不會有壞事發生

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