Name: Clash-A-Rama!系列。妖精的11號 (Clash-A-Rama! The Series: Goblin's Eleven)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:12:12.000Z
Duration: 11 min 41 s

反身代名詞

If re-elected your Barbarian King,
I'll make the Village more like myself...

如果我成功連任野蠻人之王
（野蠻人之王Albert） （野蠻人Joe）

and I ask you, do we want a King
who sleeps outside on a square?

Do we want a King who comes home
safe and sound from every battle,

Well, excuse me!
Being awesome makes me tired!

But remember that as your King,
I've brought prosperity to this Village!

In fact, our Elixir Storage
will be full by sun-up tomorrow.

And once it's full,
we'll upgrade our Laboratory!

誰會想要一個總在英雄祭壇上睡覺的野蠻人之王？

But that's tomorrow,
the day you'll all vote for me.

誰會想要一個在戰鬥中總是毫髮無傷
回來倒頭就睡的野蠻人之王？

Until then, we have to guard
our precious Elixir in case...

光是在戰場上維持著英姿煥發，我就很累了，好嗎？

我為這座村莊帶來了繁榮興盛！

快看！我們的聖水瓶到明天日出時就裝滿了

Yes! Gotta remember
to keep that elbow tucked!

So, obviously there should be
no question who to vote for...

在那之前，我們要保護好珍貴的聖水，以防……

the King who gave you
all the Exilir you've dreamed of!

Our Elixir Storage will be
full by sun-up tomorrow.

我把他們都擺好了，接下來就看你了

but it'll only work
if everybody does his part.

Frag, Brap, LeRoy,
you're in charge of machinery,

相信你們已經很清楚該把票投給誰了

當然是身為野蠻人之王的我，我為你們帶來了夢寐以求的聖水

you're helping Brug,
our expert explosives handler.

Step two: you all listen amazed,
as I describe the plan.

Step three: the machine guys drill
a tunnel directly under the Village.

我們的聖水瓶到明天日出時就會裝滿了

And we drain the goods so quick,
nobody's the wiser.

我想到了一個簡單的方法，保證萬無一失

You think we can pull off
something so complicated?

We'll do that, but first we need
to deduct caper expenses.

The gold mines we got
the carts from cost 150 Elixir.

And the drill set us back
one million Elixir.

Your get rich quick crime
just made us super broke!

Frag Brap和LeRoy 你們腦筋最好
就由你們操作機器

Well, yeah, but we were all
part of the heist of the century.

Hey, he didn't keep it
from getting stolen either!

At least Joe was brave.
He risked his life in the battle!

Gotta remember to keep
that elbow tucked!

There's a Hog Rider born
every 45 seconds,

我講解計畫時你們要聽著，並表現出很吃驚的樣子

but this is
a story of a very special one...

A puny little guy who no one
ever believed could become a Hog Rider.

負責操作機器的兄弟挖出一條地道，直通村莊底下

No one, that is, except for me.
I adopted him.

At six months old
he was ready to try solid food.

我們對準聖水瓶，往上鑽孔到地面

然後快速地抽乾聖水，神不知鬼不覺

So, I decided to see if he could be
up to the challenge of being a Hog Rider.

I had to teach him
that you hit everything but the Hog.

And he certainly didn't like
every part of what was involved.

But there was something in the kid...
Something that just kept going.

I never wanted to stop raising him,
but one day he was ready,

你覺得我們能幹成這麼複雜的事嗎？

and I knew
I couldn't hang on to him any more.

It was time he chose a Hog,
and headed into battle.

To my surprise,
he'd already chosen one...

Stop already!
You've filmed my entire life!

我們從金礦那租礦車，花了150聖水

Citizens, I've been arrogant and boastful
and a terrible, yet tall, listener.

Should you re-elect me,
I'll continue to be tall,

你這一夜致富的計畫反倒害我們破產了！

but I'll be a better listener
and a better ruler for it.

話是這麼說，但你們想想，至少我們成功製造一起世紀大劫案

Really good talk. I'm glad
I can count on you. Every vote counts.

你答應過我們，會保護好聖水的！

All right, new plan! This time we charge
in different directions! Got it?

對！支持Joe！支持Joe！支持Joe！支持Joe！

Just as I suspected. Your bones, brains
and goopy bits are all normal.

As your doctor I have to inform you
the four of you are unsynchronized.

每45秒就有一個小野豬騎士誕生

我們的故事要從一個非常特殊的孩子說起

Calm down. I know something
that can cure you. It's called 'singing'.

沒人相信這個瘦弱嬌小的孩子
會成長為一名野豬騎士

The more harmonically in tune
you are with one another,

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