♪ LIVES THE BERENSTAIN BEAR FAMILY ♪

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♪ THEY'RE A LOT LIKE PEOPLE, ONLY MORE SO ♪

♪ THE BARE FACT IS THAT ♪

♪ THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME ♪

♪ THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THEY LIVE ♪

♪ IN A TREE ♪

♪ THE BERENSTAIN BEARS ♪

♪ WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, AS THINGS MIGHT DO ♪

♪ THE BERENSTAIN BEARS WILL FIND A WAY THROUGH ♪

♪ MAMA, PAPA, SISTER AND BROTHER ♪

♪ THEY'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER ♪

♪ THE BARE FACT IS THAT THEY CAN BE SWEET AS HONEY ♪

♪ SOMETIMES, YOU'LL FIND, THEY MIGHT BE JUST PLAIN FUNNY ♪

♪ THE BERENSTAIN BEARS ♪

♪ THE BERENSTAIN BEARS ♪♪

[ BROTHER ]: WHEN A PROBLEM AT

SCHOOL IS KEPT SECRET TOO LONG,

IT CAN GROW TILL A CUB THINKS

THAT EVERYTHING'S WRONG.

BYE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

HI, MAMA.

HELLO, DEAR.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY?

GREAT. HOW WAS BROTHER'S?

HE'S FEELING A LOT BETTER.

TOMORROW HE SHOULD BE BACK AT SCHOOL AGAIN.

TEACHER BOB SENT HOME ANOTHER WORK SHEET FOR HIM TO DO.

MAMA, CAN YOU GET ME

ANOTHER PILLOW, PLEASE?

I'LL GET IT FOR HIM, MAMA.

THANK YOU, SISTER.

BEARANNOSAURUS REX, THE FIERCEST DINOSAUR THAT EVER LIVED.

[ COUGHING ]

OH, HI, SISTER.

HI. FEELING BETTER?

NOT BAD...THANKS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING MOUNT MESOZOIC. COUGH, COUGH.

[ COUGHING ]

MOUNT ME

THAT'S WHERE BEARANNOSAURUS REX AND TRIBEARATOPS SQUARE OFF

FOR THE ULTIMATE JURASSIC SHOWDOWN.

[ GROWLING AND SNARLING ]

HERE'S ANOTHER WORK SHEET.

GREAT. THANKS.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO DO IT?

NOT RIGHT NOW.

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE ONE I BROUGHT YOU ON MONDAY.

BOY, ARE YOU BEHIND.

I'LL DO THEM WHEN I'M FEELING BETTER, OK?

[ COUGHING ]

YOU SEE? I'M STILL SICK.

[ GROWLING AND SNARLING ]

IF YOU CAN HOLD A DINOSAUR,

YOU CAN HOLD A PENCIL.

[ TV ]: ...IT'S CURRENTLY

75 DEGREES.

[ ♪♪♪ ]

OH, BOY! THE BEAR STOOGES.

[ LAUGHING ]

HI, LENNY.

HEY, YOU'RE ALIVE.

YUP. ALIVE AND KICKING.

THE TEAM SURE MISSED YOU.

YEAH? SAME HERE. SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

JUST THE MATH WE'RE STUDYING.

DID YOU GET THOSE WORK SHEETS FIGURED OUT?

I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT THEM YET. SO I'LL CHECK THEM OUT TONIGHT.

BUT TODAY'S THE TEST.

THE TEST?

BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT,

YOU HAVE TO DIVIDE THE NUMERATOR BY THE DENOMINATOR, OK?

OK, OK.

WHICH ONE'S THAT, AGAIN?

THE NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM. HAVE YOU GOT IT?

IF YOU'L

EATS,

WE CAN GET STARTED ON THE MATH TEST.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO SHOW ME ALL YOUR CALCULATIONS IN THE MARGIN.

[ GROANING ]

WELL DONE, FRED.

ALL RIGHT.

GREAT EFFORT, LENNY.

I GOT PERFECT. HOW'D YOU DO?

I ONLY GOT TWO WRONG.

[ BELL RINGING ]

OK. CLASS DISMISSED.

BYE, SIR.

BYE. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

UH-OH. THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

I'M AFRAID IT ISN'T, BROTHER.

ZERO?!

DIDN'T YOU DO THE WORK SHEETS I SENT HOME WITH YOUR SISTER?

WELL, I WAS PRETTY SICK. COUGH, COUGH.

IT TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME, THAT FLU BUG.

HMM.

BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO BE OK NOW.

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THOSE WORK SHEETS DONE.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

, I GUESS I'D BETTER THE BUS.

OH, ONE MORE THING:

PLEASE HAVE YOUR PARENTS SIGN THAT TEST,

AND BRING IT BACK TO ME TOMORROW.

YES, SIR.

OHH...EVEN THE FLU DOESN'T FEEL THIS BAD.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?

WE, UH... WE HAD A MATH TEST TODAY AND...

COUGH, COUGH!

I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD, MAMA.

OH, DEAR.

ACHOO!

OOH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

MM-HMM. YOU'RE RUNNING A TEMPERATURE.

I THINK I CAUGHT BROTHER'S COLD.

YES, THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.

AND, NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, SON?

ME? UH...IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

SISTER'S MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

HERE, SIS. LET ME CARRY YOUR STUFF.

UM...THANK YOU.

]

AND I'LL CARRY YOU.

I'LL PUT ON SOME CHICKEN SOUP.

[ GROANING ]

ZERO?

DIDN'T YOU DO THE WORK SHEETS?

YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THE WORK SHEET

I BROUGHT HOME ON MONDAY.

BOY, ARE YOU BEHIND.

ZERO...

PLEASE HAVE YOUR PARENTS

SIGN THE TEST, AND BRING

IT BACK IN THE MORNING.

ZERO?!

[ GROANING ]

SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HONEY NUMBERS, SON?

.

I WAS JUST, UH... THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS NOW, PAPA?

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE.

[ COUGHING ]

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

IT SAYS YOU STILL HAVE A FEVER.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER

STAY HOME TODAY.

COUGH, COUGH.

YOU KNOW, I THINK

I MIGHT STILL BE SICK.

OH, I FEEL HOT.

MAYBE I SHOULD STAY HOME, TOO.

YOU FEEL PERFECTLY FINE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS COUGH?

COUGH, COUGH.

OOH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE THAT FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.

I PUT A ROLL OF COUGH DROPS IN YOUR BOOK BAG.

YOU DID?

YES, IN THE OUTSIDE POCKET.

OH, RIGHT. OK. THANKS.

[ CLOCK CHIMING ]

YOU'D BETTER HURRY

OR YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS.

OH! YOU DON'T WANT

TO FORGET YOUR BOOK BAG.

RIGHT. DON'T WANT TO FORGET THAT.

I JUST WON'T GO TO SCHOOL.

I WON'T GIVE MY TEST BACK TO THE TEACHER.

IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS SICK.

PHOOEY ON SCHOOL!

PHOOEY ON MATH!

PHOOEY ON EVERYTHING!

OH, NO. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL, AND I CAN'T GO HOME...OH.

[ KNOCKING ]

BROTHER.

I'M IN TROUBLE, GRAN.

HEH-HEH-HEH. DEAR ME.

THIS PAPER HAS MORE WRINKLES THAN I DO.

WELL, THAT'S ABOUT THE BEST I CAN DO.

IT LOOKS WAY BETTER THAN IT DID.

AW, BUT IT STILL HAS A BIG, FAT ZERO ON IT.

OH, NOW, DON'T BE TOO HARD

ON YOURSELF, BROTHER.

YOU'RE A SMART CUB. I KNOW THAT.

WELL, I FEEL PRETTY DUMB TODAY.

DID YOU EVER GET ZERO ON A TEST, GRAMPS?

HMM, CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE.

OH...

NOW, THAT'S NOT TO SAY

I HAVEN'T MADE SOME MISTAKES IN MY DAY.

IN FACT, I'VE MADE SOME REAL DOOZIES.

YOU HAVE? LIKE WHAT?

LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE WALK. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

WHOA! THAT WAS YOUR WAGON, GRAMPS?

YES. IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO.

INSTEAD OF GOING AROUND THE BOG,

I HAD A NOTION TO GO RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE.

COULDN'T YOU JUST TURN AROUND?

WELL, YES.

BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, I KEPT ON GOING.

AND THE FARTHER I WENT, THE DEEPER IT SANK.

FINALLY, THE WAGON WAS IN SO DEEP, IT WOULDN'T BUDGE.

BY THAT TIME, I WAS TOO ASHAMED OF MYSELF

TO ASK SOMEONE FOR HELP.

GEE...

I DARE SAY THAT MATH TEST HAS YOU FEELING

THE SAME WAY I FELT THAT DAY.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

EXCEPT I'M IN OVER MY HEAD, GRAMPS.

OH, NOW, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING THINGS AROUND?

WELL, NOT REALLY.

WELL, THEN, YOU'RE NOT IN TOO DEEP YET. COME ON.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS PRETTY BAD.

PRETTY BAD?

CAN IT GET ANY WORSE THAN ZERO?

WELL, IT CAN GET WORSE WHEN YOU DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS

AND DON'T GET ON THE SCHOOL BUS.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE COME

TO US RIGHT AWAY.

I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

AT LEAST YOU'RE COMING TO US NOW.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, I ALWAYS SAY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

WE BETTER GET YOU TO SCHOOL.

COME ON, SON.

THANKS, GRAMPS.

ANY TIME. HEH-HEH-HEH.

YOUR WAGON WASN'T STUCK TOO BADLY.

YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE PUSH.

AND DON'T FORGET

TO GIVE THIS TO TEACHER BOB.

DON'T WORRY, MAMA.

SEE YOU LATER.

THERE, ALL DONE.

NOW YOU'VE GOT IT, BROTHER!

GOOD WORK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BROTHER?

THE SOCCER GAME STARTED TEN MINUTES AGO.

I'LL BE OUT LATER.

I WANT TO FINISH THESE LAST TWO WORK SHEETS FIRST.

WORK SHEETS? INSTEAD OF SOCCER? ARE YOU FEELING OK?

OH, YES.

I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER, THE BEST I'VE FELT IN DAYS.

[ SISTER ]: TAKING CARE OF THEIR TEETH IS WHAT BEARS LIKE TO DO.

THEY BRUSH THEM AND FLOSS THEM AND VISIT THE DENTIST, TOO.

[ YAWNING ]

HUH?

[ GASPING ]

BROTHER, WAKE UP!

WAKE UP!

HUH?

I HAVE A LOOTH TOOTH.

THEE?

WELL, YOU'D BETTER HOPE IT COMES OUT SOON,

OR MAMA WILL TAKE YOU TO THE DENTIST.

[ GASPING ]

HOW COME?

SO HE CAN YANK IT OUT WITH A BIG PAIR OF YANKERS!

OHH, I CAN'T LET MAMA FIND OUT ABOUT MY LOOTH TOOTH.

THERE YOU GO. TOAST FOR TWO.

THANKS, MAMA.

THANK YOU.

COULD YOU PATH ME-- OHH!

[ GASPING ]

I MEAN, COULD YOU HAND ME THE JAM, PLEATH.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME STRAWBERRY JAM FOR YOUR TOAST?

OR THE RASPBERRY JAM?

UM, THAT ONE.

OHH!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

MY TOOTH FEELTH FUNNY WHEN I BITE INTO MY TOATHT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MANY GOOEY GUMS

WOULD FIT INTO ONE BAG.

WELL, THIS WAY,

I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST A WHILE.

A WHILE?

YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

[ LAUGHING ]

OW!

WHAT'S WRONG? I THOUGHT YOU LIKED GOOEY GUMS.