Well, give me one accent.

那，給我一個口音

Give you an accent?

給你一個口音？

If you want the African accent,

如果你想聽非洲口音

I can say anything you want.

你想聽什麼我就說什麼

(laughs)

(笑)

(lighthearted music)

(輕快的音樂)

One of the big assumptions people make about me

人們會對我做的其中一個很大的假設是

is they see my hair and they think,

他們看到我的頭髮然後就會想說

oh, look at this pothead over here,

哦，快看這個人會抽大麻 (註：刻板印象中，雷鬼頭的人會抽大麻)

or something like that.

或是其他類似的事

I use wreck on very few occasions.

我只有在很少數的場合會抽大麻

But I'm not a pothead, I'm not a wake and baker.

但我不是一個呼麻成癮的人，我不是一起床就呼麻的人

I'm using it for medical purposes

我用大麻都是有醫療用途的

and when it's time to have a good time.

或在是時候開心一下的情況

The assumptions that usually

通常，人們對我做的假設是

people make of me is that I'm airhead.

我是個腦袋空空的笨蛋

I actually have a degree in accountancy

但我實際上有會計學士學位

and I have an associated degree in acting.

以及戲劇副學士學位

So I'm a hard worker.

我是很努力的人

And check my high school records, I got all As.

你可以去看看我的高中成績，全部都是 A

There's no way I'm an airhead.

我絕對不會是個笨蛋

(upbeat music)

(輕快的音樂)

(fast paced music)

(節奏快速的音樂)

Your name is Mark.

你的名字是馬克

And this is your story.

以下是你的故事

You are 29 years old.

你 29 歲

For work, you are a business entrepreneur.

關於工作，你是一個商業的創業者

You grew up in California.

你在加州長大

(chuckles)

(輕笑)

And your cultural or ethnic background is white.

你的文化或種族背景是白人

My name is Joshua.

我的名字是約書亞

I'm 33 years old.

我 33 歲

I work as freelance graphic designer and photographer.

我是一個自由平面設計師和攝影師

I grew up in Rhode Island.

我在羅德島州長大

And my cultural ethnic background is white.

而我的文化或種族背景是白人

(ding) (laughs)

(叮) (笑)

Your name is Toni with an I.

你的名字是有 I 的多尼

And this is your story.

以下是你的故事

You're 25 years old.

你 25 歲

You work in marketing for like, a start up.

你在新創公司當行銷人員

You grew up in SoCal.

你在南加州長大

And you're African American decent, probably a Caribbean.

然後你是非裔美國人，可能是加勒比族的

My name is Bonnie.

我的名字是波尼

With an I?

有 I 的波尼？

Yes, with IE.

是的，有 IE

- Okay. - E at the end, yes.

- 好 - 嗯，最後一個字是 E

(laughs)

(笑)

I am 27 years old.

我 27 歲

For work, I am a fashion business entrepreneur.

關於工作，我是一個流行產業的創業家

I grew up in South Africa.

我在南非長大

And my cultural and ethnic background is African.

我的文化和種族背景是非洲人

I wanna say African American, but, but African, yeah.

我想說我是非裔美國人，但，就是非洲人

Why would you think my name was Toni with an I?

你為什麼會覺得我的名字是有 I 的多尼？

(laughs)

(笑)

I don't know, I don't know.

我不知道，我不知道

Maybe it was like a shorter name

可能就是個比較短的名字

but kinda something a little more unique, you know.

但就是有一點特別的那種，就是

I like creative people.

我喜歡有創造力的人

But people that are creative in their own way.

那種有自己個性的創造力

Like, you can be an accountant,

就是，你可以是個會計師

you can be a lawyer

可以是個律師

and you can be really creative in what you do.

或是你可以在你所從事的事情中非常有創造力

I really appreciate extroverted people

我很欣賞外向的人

that are really excited to like, dig in and ask questions

那些對於深究細節、問問題會非常興奮的人

and like, get to know the people around them

或會想了解身邊或身處環境

and environment around them.

的人們

In a guy, I'm looking for someone who's adventurous.

對於男生，我在找喜歡冒險的人

Someone who likes to live life to the fullest

某個喜歡充實生活

and likes to explore.

喜歡探索的人

And someone who's loyal, obviously.

當然，還有忠誠的人

(chuckles)

(輕笑)

(upbeat music)

(輕快的音樂)

If you were given a ticket to fly

如果你獲得一張機票，可以飛去

anywhere in the world, you would go to Australia.

世界上的任何一個地方，你會去澳洲

You think it is not okay to make occasional jokes

你覺得對文化的刻板印象偶爾開些玩笑

based on cultural stereotypes.

是不好的

And your favorite accent to impersonate

然後你最喜歡模仿的口音是

would be anyone British.

任何有英國腔的人的口音

If I could go anywhere, I'd go straight to Japan.

如果我可以去任何地方，我會直接飛去日本

I think it's awesome to make occasional jokes

我覺得對文化的刻板印象偶爾開些玩笑

on cultural stereotypes,

是很好的

'cause it's things that totally

因為這件事完全地

define who we are from each other.

定義了我們在對方眼中的樣子

But they have to be done with tact

但這些玩笑必須要開的有技術

and, well, and there are times

然後，呃，然後有些時候

where it is not at all appropriate.

它也有可能一點也不適當

But I appreciate a good joke, always.

不過我總是很欣賞好的笑話

And my favorite accent to impersonate it the African accent.

然後我最喜歡模仿的口音是非洲口音

Mm, okay.

嗯，好

Well, give me one accent.

那，給我一個口音

Give you an accent?

給你一個口音

If you want the African accent

如果你想聽非洲口音

I can say anything you want.

你想聽什麼我就說什麼

(laughs)

(笑)

I can say, we can go get some chicken, you and me.

我想，我們可以一起去買隻雞來吃

It would be absolutely delicious.

一定很好吃

I'll pay, don't you worry.

我買單，你別擔心

(laughing)

(笑)

It wasn't...

這不是...

Not the best.

不是最好的

It's not best, but you know,

這不是最好的，但你知道

I could help you with that.

這點我可以幫你

Yeah, yeah, okay.

好啊，當然

If you were given a ticket

如果你獲得一張機票

to fly anywhere in the world, you'd go to Fiji.

可以飛去世界上的任何一個地方，你會去斐濟

You think it's inappropriate to make

你覺得對文化的刻板印象

occasional jokes based on cultural stereotypes,

偶爾開些玩笑是不恰當的

but you laugh really hard when they're good and witty.

但當它們是有趣、詼諧的，你會用力大笑

So you can appreciate them.

所以你可以欣賞它們

And your favorite accent

然後你最喜歡模仿的

to impersonate is the Californian accent.

口音是加州口音

Hm.

呃

If I was given any ticket to fly anywhere

如果我獲得一張機票可以飛去世界上的任何一個地方

it would have to be Japan.

我絕對會去日本

Japan.

日本

Yeah.

對的

I love the culture there.

我喜歡那邊的文化

It looks like a trip and a half.

它似乎是個絕佳的目的地

So I would be very excited

所以如果我可以飛去日本

if I were to fly there.

我會非常的興奮

I think it's not okay to make occasional...

我覺得偶爾開開文化刻板印象玩笑是不恰當的

You're right about that.

你說的是對的

I do laugh at a lot of it's really funny.

如果它真的很有趣我的確會用力大笑

So, you were right about that, dead on.

所以，你的確是對的，完全正確

(laughs)

(笑)

and my favorite accent to impersonate,

然後我最喜歡模仿的口音

yeah, it is kinda the valley girl thing.

對的，有點像南加州女孩那樣

That's the first thing that I got into.

那是我最一開始學的口音

Yeah.

好耶

Oh my God, I want ice cream.

天啊，我想吃冰淇淋

Like, I like that flavor,

我想，我喜歡那個口味

that vanilla is not that great.

香草的並不是那麼好吃

I love chocolate, chocolate.

我愛巧克力，巧克力

(laughing)

(笑)

Yeah.

嗯

It's tiring to do it.

模仿起來很累

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

對，的確是

(fast paced music)

(節奏快速的音樂)

Long term goal for a partner with me

我想要與伴侶達成的長期目標

would definitely be able to be a power couple.

絕對是成為有能量的一對

I love that idea of like,

我喜歡像是

having a nice house, some property,

擁有一棟不錯的房子、一些房地產

where friends can come and just give them the key.

一些可以直接給朋友鑰匙、邀請他們來的地方

So to have the capital and the creativity

所以可以有資金又有創造力

to make that the beautiful, comfortable space,

來打造一個漂亮、舒適的空間的話

I would love to have a partner to share that with.

我會很希望有個伴能一起分享這一切

I have a small little fashion business with my brother.

我和我的兄弟一起經營一個小規模流行事業

We do tie dye shirts, tie dye skirts,

我們做紮染衫、渣染裙

tie dye dresses, just little fun, cute stuff for summer.

紮染洋裝，一些夏天穿戴的有趣、可愛的小東西

Because mostly in South Africa

因為南非多數的時候

December is a time for summer and to show some skin,

12 月是夏天，是秀出一些肌膚的季節

so we have a little small little business that we do together.

所以我們一起經營了一個小小的事業

(upbeat music)

(輕快的音樂)

A good salary for a couple in the U.S.,

對於一對美國的夫妻來說，一份好的薪水

you got some class to you,

你蠻優秀的

you got some real class to you, so I wrote 350K.

因為你蠻優秀的，所以我想應該是 35 萬

I think that you think that women

我想你認為女人和

and men should both be the breadwinners.

男人都應該要負擔家計

That's what I wrote.

這是我所寫的

I circled them both.

我把兩者都圈起來了

You would consult your partner

對於高於 1600 美元的財務決策

about financial decisions over $1,600.

你會找你的伴侶商量

A good salary for a couple in the U.S.,

對於一對美國的夫妻來說，一份好的薪水

that was a good amount, actually.

你給的數字的確還不錯

That was a really good amount.

的確是很好的數字

I says like, 20 grand a month

不過我想，應該是每個月 2 萬美金

from each of us.

對與雙方來說都是

Mm-hm.

嗯亨

If we could like, both make 20 grand a month,

如果我們可以像是，每個月各自賺 2 萬美金

amounts to the same, I think.

一樣的量，我想

Together, together?

加起來，總和？

- Each! - Each?

- 各自！ - 各自？

- Yeah, each. - Each.

- 對，各自 - 各自

You make 20 grand, I make 20 grand.

你賺 2 萬、我賺 2 萬

Yep, so that's like 480.

好的，所以就是每年 480 萬

Pretty much.

基本上是的

Yeah.

嗯

That is a nice...

那是個不錯的...

Yeah, I definitely think both

嗯，我絕對認為

woman and man should be the breadwinner.

女人和男人都應該要負擔家計

(ding)

(叮)

Especially if we think of having kids.

特別是如果我們考慮生小孩

You would consult with her partner about

對於高於多少美元的財務決策

financial decisions, I would say over 10 grand.

你會找你的伴侶商量，我會說超過 1 萬美元的

- 10 grand. - Yeah.

- 1萬美元 - 對

Okay.

好

How did you arrive at $20,000,

你是怎麼決定是 2 萬美元的

basically you're saying half a million dollars a year.

基本上意思就是每年 50 萬的收入

I thought to myself, okay, what is the number for me,

我問我自己，嗯，我的價值應該在哪裡

just individually without anyone to make per month?

我自己一個人每個月能賺多少錢

I would be like 20 grand at basic.

我會認為基本就是 2 萬美元

That should be like, the amount gets in, 20 grand.

應該像是，可以進帳的量，2 萬美元

And then after that, if I make more, great, wonderful.

然後之後，如果我可以賺更多，那就更好了

So if I'm gonna make 20 grand, you're gonna make 20 grand.

所以如果我可以賺 2 萬，你也要可以賺 2 萬

(laughs)

(笑)

Okay, alright.

嗯，好的

If not, I'll help you.

如果不能，我可以幫你

(laughs)

(笑)

We can help each other.

我們可以互相幫忙

A good salary for a couple

對於一對美國的夫妻來說

in the U.S. would be $20,000 each.

一份好的薪水應該是每人 2 萬

You think both should the breadwinner.

你認為雙方都應該要負擔家計

Both man and woman.

男女雙方

You would consult with your partner

對於高於 1 萬美元的財務決策

about financial decisions over 10 grand.

你會找你的伴侶商量

A good salary for a couple in the U.S.,

對於一對美國的夫妻來說，一份好的薪水

I wrote the same for you,

我對你寫了一樣的量

but it's also what I feel.

同樣是我自己所認為的量

I thought 350k was like, that's a nice lifestyle.

我認為 35 萬就像是，就可以有一個不錯的生活方式

And that's well above the lifestyle that I grew up living.

而這遠高於我所生長的生活方式

- Right. - For sure.

- 了解 - 無疑地

I think men and women should totally have

我認為男人和女人完全都應該有

the opportunity to be both breadwinners.

負擔家計的機會

But if one is more than the other,

不過如果其中一方賺的比另一方多

and the lifestyle is reached with

而理想的生活方式也可以

one of them having more financial success than the other,

因為其中一方在財務上有較大的成功而達成的話

I don't see anything wrong with it.

我不覺得會有任何的問題

I would consult with a partner

對於高於 5000 美元的財務決策

about financial decisions over $5,000.

我會找我的伴侶商量

Let me ask you, you know,

讓我問你個問題，就是

about the whole bread winning thing.

關於負擔家計的事情

I agree with you, actually.

我其實同意你的看法

But I also believe that

但我同時相信

when two people are in a relationship

當兩個人在一段關係中時

they should also push each other to be better.

他們應該要能敦促彼此成為更好的樣子

Absolutely.

絕對是的

But if one is making more

但如果其中一方賺的比較多

I would want that one to help the other,

我會希望他能幫助另一方

or like, help them find a way

或像是，幫助對方找到方向

to generate as much money as they would want.

來賺得他們想賺到的量

You know, just help them out.

就是說，就是去幫助對方

I would say I agree with you

我會說我同意你的觀點

that you gotta help each other out,

關於你必須互相幫助

but if, let's say example is,

但是如果，比如說

I become that director, I get a blockbuster hit,

我成為一名導演，然後拍了一部很賣座的電影

millions of dollars.

賺進幾百萬美元

You have a job where you're generally pulling in

然後你有一份基本上

a quarter million dollars a year.

每年可以賺進 25 萬美元的工作

And then you say, I wanna be a painter.

然後你說：我想當畫家

Maybe there's money in that, maybe there's not,

也許那可以讓我賺錢，也許不能

but I'd love a space to create.

但我會很想要一個可以創造的空間

If the finances are there and that is truly your dream,

如果收入不是問題，然後那完全是你的夢想

I would hope that, you know, it would be more than, go paint,

我會希望就是，比起只是「去畫畫」

but like, yeah, build your studio

能夠更像是「好啊，建立工作室吧

and your workshop and whatever that is

還有工作坊以及任何你想要的

to the best you can.

來把它做到最好」

But support isn't always the money thing.

不過支持並不永遠是關於錢

Yeah, no.

當然，不是

That's actually what I meant in a way.

那的確是我的意思，某種程度上

But, yeah.

但，對

Cool.

好欸

Alright.

好的

(upbeat music)

(輕快的音樂)

When we first met I thought,

當我第一眼見到你時

yeah, I'd totally love to date you.

好啊，我會很想與你約會

(suspenseful music)

(懸疑的音樂)

But, after talking to you,

但，在與你聊過之後

and hearing more than a few things

知道更多事情之後

I'd definitely still love to date you.

我絕對還是想與你約會

When I first saw you I said, yes, I would date you.

當我第一眼見到你時，好，我會與你約會

But, after like talking to you,

但，在與你聊過之後

I still decided that I will date you.

我還是決定我會與你約會

(upbeat music) (laughs)

(輕快的音樂) (笑)

Hooray!

好耶！

I would love to date you.

我很想與你約會