You can find hundreds of variations of it online...

你可以在網上找到幾百種不同的... ...

...just like your significant other.

...就像你的另一半一樣

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So take a half [of a] cup of flour

所以取半杯麵粉。

and add a touch of love,

並增添了一絲愛意。

a cup of sugar,

一杯糖。

and add in a drop of furiousness.

並加入一滴憤怒的情緒。

Take a third [of a] cup of cocoa powder,

取三分之一[的]杯可可粉。

and add a spritz of regret.

並加上一抹遺憾。

Take two eggs

取兩個雞蛋

and a sliver of ambivalence

和一絲矛盾情緒

and half a cup of melted bitter -- I mean, butter.

還有半杯融化的苦味 -- 我是說，黃油。

Wangjangle the dry stuff together.

旺角的乾貨在一起。

Mix the wet stuff together.

將溼的東西混合在一起。

Then add the wet stuff to the dry stuff

然後把溼的東西加到乾的東西里

until it's just combined

直到它的結合

so you get this gooey perfection.

所以你得到這個粘稠的完美。

Then take a greasy pan

然後拿一個油鍋

and pour it in.

並將其倒入。

You can spread it out with a spatula.

你可以用鏟子把它攤開。

Ondies [as in onion] on 350°.

Ondies[如洋蔥]上350°。

And in they go.

他們進去了。

*whispers* I love you

*我愛你

After around 25 minutes, you can take them out.

25分鐘左右後，就可以拿出來了。

If nothing sticks to the toothpick, you're probably good.

如果沒有東西粘在牙籤上，你可能就好了。

Then let them set.

然後讓它們定型。

So the easy part's done.

所以簡單的部分已經完成了。

Now it's time for the hard part.

現在是最難的部分了。

Put the brownies on a plate,

把布朗尼放在盤子裡。

then serve with your annual Relationship Flashcard Test.

然後用每年的關係閃卡測試服務。

[words on all cards are read out loud]

[大聲朗讀所有卡片上的文字]

Good, I love you, too.

好，我也愛你。

Oh good. I'm attracted to you, too.

哦，好。我也被你吸引了。

No, I didn't think you would.

不，我不認為你會。

I was just wondering.

我只是想知道。

Oh good, I don't get that inkling, either.

哦，好的，我也沒有得到這種暗示。

No, it's just you sort of laugh at his jokes a lot.

不，只是你經常笑他的笑話。

Whatever, Chad's funny, Chad can be funny.

不管怎麼說，Chad很有趣，Chad可以很有趣。

Doesn't bother me.

不打擾我。

Next question.

下一個問題。

Aw, thanks, Babe!

哦，謝謝，寶貝！

I don't remember that, either.

我也不記得了。

No? I also don't think that would be cool.

沒有嗎？我也不認為那會很酷。

So you passed the test.

所以你通過了測試。

You can now have some brownies.

你現在可以吃一些布朗尼了。

Also, I got you some fresh-baked roses.

還有，我給你買了一些新鮮出爐的玫瑰花。

Oh, and by the way,

哦，順便說一下

Chad's afraid of spiders, so.

查德害怕蜘蛛，所以。

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*你真的應該考慮訂閱YSAC*。