It's obvious pewds hasn't tried roblox

網友williiam: 很明顯的pewds還沒有玩過《虛擬世界roblox》 *以下簡稱roblox*

YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS,

網友: Kylie H.: 你應該去玩roblox啦pewds,

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GAME

Kylie H.: 對我來說這就是一個好遊戲

PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS

網友NemuriNemuri: Pewds去玩roblox

IT'S THE GAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR

NemuriNemuri: 這是你一直在找的遊戲

pewdehpie pLAY ROBLOX

網友Mr. lion: Pewdiepie 玩ROBLOX

PLAY ROBLOX PLAY ROBLOX

網友EvilRudeAndHarsh: 玩ROBLOX玩ROBLOX!!!!!!!!1

PEWDS PLAY ROBLOX

網友MPNG 5 Net: pewds, 請你玩roblox吧

ROBLOX BOI, PLAY ROBLOX

網友TQHA GAMING: roblox啊老兄玩roblox

YOU FORGOT ROBLOX YOU PIECE OF CRAPPY--

網友Ender dragon KILLER: 你這個廢材忘記ROBLOX啦！

NO!

不要！

No, I swore!

我發誓，不會玩！

NEVER!

永遠！

Never I will play that game...

我永遠也不會玩這遊戲...

Never in a million goddamn years... *Pewds Puberty Voice*

就算一萬年我也永遠不會玩這個爛遊戲

(distant) "Pewds if you play roblox I will donate you a hundred dollars" ?

網友Cuong Pham: pew如果你玩Roblox的話我會捐$100元

Well, why don't you fucking say so? Hell yeah, we're playing-

那為什麼又不tm的早說？非常好，我們現在玩－

We're playing Ro-

－我們玩－

We're playing Roblox everyone! you could have started with that comment! Psch

大家，我們現在會玩Roblox！你們可以早點留言嘛！噗...

Let's begin.

好，開始－

Our journey,

－我們的旅程－

Through Roblox.

－透過Roblox

[INTENSE LIPS] autism simmilater

智障模擬遊戲

[LIPS INTENSIFY] 2017

2017

I might not make it out alive,

我有可能不能活著出來

My levels are still pretty high,

我的（智障）等級還挺高的

I could be overdosing.

我可能會過度服用

I asked you guys on Twitter which ones I should play,

我在推特上問你們我該玩哪個遊戲

"[FIDGET SPINNERS] Adopt A Cute Family"

【指尖陀螺】領養一個可愛的家庭

Upgrading Roblox...-

正在更新Roblox

But how can you upgrade what is already perfection?

但是你怎麼可以更新那些已經完美的東西呢？

Is that-

那個－

Is that motherfucker wearing a Chanel sh- T-Shirt?

那個白痴在穿香奈兒的上衣嗎？

Peh- Hahaha!

00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,479 噗哈哈

While doing a fidget spinner?

同時間還要玩指尖陀螺嗎?

Hell yeah.

好der

HELL YEAH.

非常好der

This is my game.

這是屬於我的遊戲

"Choose your job."

*請選擇職業*

well, they don't have youtubers,

但是這裡沒有youtubers

So I'm gonna have to go with the...

所以我要委屈的選－

The second closest one...

第二貼切的職業 *麥當勞服務員*

Wow.

嘩噢

INCREDIBLE.

無敵

*snicker and silent laugh*

噗哈哈

haha.. Ahaha...

*笑到斷氣*哈哈哈

What is this fucking shit...

這是什麼鬼東西

How do I go back up??

我該怎樣站起來？

'Scuse me!

不好意思－

'Scuse me, can I get some- help?

不好意思－你可以幫幫我嗎？

Woah I'm back.

喔我回來了

I'm back.

我站回來了

WHOA! She's got a fidget spinner!

嘩喔！她有個指尖陀螺！

Oh Mah

噢我的天～！

GOD!!!!

嘩喔

WHOA!

她在向我炫耀

She's showing it off to me!

*打字*妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎？ （編：在暗示什麼呢？）

Can you fidget my spinner?

*打字*我其實在講我的老二

Aw come on.

啊不要不理我啦

god the screen is so fucking cluttered.

天啊，這排版真tm的混亂

*OOF*

我剛才是不是用指尖陀螺把她－

Did I just kill her with my-

把她殺了？

WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER?

*電影名句*能力越強...

With great power...

我就有責任去－

Comes great...

－玩指尖陀螺

fidget spinners

非常好der!

HELL YEAH!

這看起來真的好像一個好遊戲

This really seems like a really good game.

喔嘩！

Oh wow.

這只是－

Just a-

只是菜鳥在駕駛

Good old Sunday drive.

好吧，這車子是我的咯！

Well, this is my car now.

*警車提示*在法律的名義上請你停止駕駛！

"Stop in the name of the law"

嘿嘿這是

*snickers* This is...

哇靠我的老天！

DEJA VU

我想我的車子變成了一個指尖陀螺

WHOA Jesus Christ...

我的天

I think my car became a fidget spinner.

我剛剛殺了一個警察

Oh my god,

但我只是一名麥當勞服務員而已

I just killed a police officer.

對不起

But I'm just a fellow MC DONALDS worker

我真的很對不起

I'm sorry

對不起

I'm sorry.

思想被扼殺（？？）

I'm sorry...

00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,460

THOT's get killed

00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,120

*IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE-*

00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:26,400 好的

All right,

那

well...

那還挺酷的

THATS COOL.

我想是時候玩下一個啦

I think it's time to move on...

絕對方塊：Roblox攻勢 （註：參考了絕對武力：全球攻勢）

"Counter Blox Roblox Offensive"

什麼－

what-

什麼？

what?

哇見鬼啦！

Whoa, holy sHIT!

這就跟戰地風雲2一樣！

This is just like Battlefield 2!

00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,460

Oh my god is just like Battlefield!

00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,720 噢賣葛跟戰地風雲一樣啊！

what the fuck...

幹啥小啦

GOOOTTEM!

搞定！

That's pretty fucking cool actually.

這其實tm的挺酷的

"DO NOT PLAY! WARNING SCARY"

*不要玩，警告：驚慄成分*

Apparently the gamemodes are YouTube clickbait titles.

好明顯的這些遊戲模式跟Youtube唬爛標題一樣

Wow!

嘩喔！

INCREDIBLE

無敵

[what is this...]

為啥這tm的系統－

Why the fucking syste-

我啥也幹不了

I can't do anything!

*汪達與巨像背景音樂*

Shut up!

不要吵

JUST SHUT UP!

就不要吵！

oh shit, I'm so scared guys

喔靠，我很害怕額

I'm so fucking scared.

我tm的很害怕喔

oh god, I hope nothing comes down and kills me...

喔老天，希望沒東西會彈出來殺我

oh my god, I'm shitting myself

喔我的天，我嚇得要拉褲子啦喔

aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

MAAHHH

媽呀！

THE WALLS GOT ME

我被這些牆卡住啦！

I'm fine.

沒事

I'm fine...

沒事

WHOOF

喔呼！

I'm fine...

我還好

Is that...?

那是－

What is that?

那是啥？

IS THAT AN AK-47?

那是不是把AK 47突擊步槍?

I'm saved.

我得救啦！

Slender

瘦削人－ （註：恐怖遊戲裡的鬼）

Is about to get a taste of his own medicine.

準備要嚐嚐自己的苦果了！

I'm joined by my army of bullets.

我的子彈軍團已經來到了

Just stay still I got 'em.

你不要動我搞得定他啦

I'll get him for ya'

我會幫你搞定他

oh my...

我的天－

THE BULLETS DON'T WORK

子彈沒作用

THEY DON'T WORK

它們沒有作用！

aAHHH!

啊啊啊

AAHHH

啊啊啊啊

OHMYGODD

我的天！

d'aahh!

啊啊

What is this shit...

這是什麼爛東西

fidget spinners

*指尖陀螺－

Ro- bloxian

－Roblox小人－

HIGHSCHOOL

－高中*

Hey everyone,

嘿大家好

It's PEWDIEPIE here!

這是Pewdiepie

with my-

和我的－

Fidget spinner

－指尖陀螺

Dananananana

嗒啦啦啦啦啦

Dananananana

嗒啦啦啦啦啦

Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh

嗒啦啦啦啦 啦 啦 啦 啦

♪ Pewds serenading us ♪

♪瑟喔哇斯 瑟喔哇斯♪

This has to be the saddest point in my life.

這一定是我人生最低落的一刻

This is actually more sad,

說真的這比我在高中

when I was in high school.

還要更慘一些

I managed to top myself.

我竟然可以超越自己

I'm sitting alone in a cafeteria,

一個人坐在這飯堂

In Roblox,

在Roblox

WITH A GODDAMN FIDGET SPINNER

手上玩著指尖陀螺

ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＲＥ'Ｓ ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＨＥＲＥ

然後一個人也沒有

Best game ever.

史上最好的遊戲

10/10.

10分滿分

So no-

所以這裡沒有－

*GAAASSSPPP*

00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:32,600 好的

YES- ES-

有個火辣辣的啦啦隊女孩

A H O T CHEERLEADER GIRL

妳在幹什麼？

W U T S U P

*打字：在幹啥？寶貝？*

She's looking at my fidget spinner.

她在看我的指尖陀螺

She just jUMPED OVER IT

她就這樣跳了過去！

Well, It's still just like High School.

那就跟現實高中沒分別嘛

ooh...

噢

Hello baby

哈囉 寶貝

Oh HELL- O BABY

喔哈囉寶貝

WHERE YOU GOING BA-

妳去哪兒？寶－

I'm stu-

我卡－

I'm fucking stuck

我tm的卡住啦

my fu-

馬的

god

天！

Uh- Where're you...?

啊，妳去哪－

Come back, babe.

回來啊寶貝

You want to fidget my spinner?

妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎？

STOP JUMPING OVER IT YOU BITCH

不要再跳過我啦婊子

Come back here!

回來啊！

you WILL,

你一定要

fidget my spinner

玩弄我的陀螺！婊子

bitch

等等你可以在Roblox玩－

*fast forward* Wait you can play as-

－越南戰爭？

Vietnam in Roblox?

很好der

Hell yeah.

*亂衝*這就是高手的玩法

this is how the pros play it.

啊啊啊

aaAAHHHHHHHH!

*繼續亂叫*

*battlecry intensifies*

*邪惡的笑*

*Laughs sadistically*

老友你在幹啥？在幹啥？啊靠！

What up, dog? What up ah--shit?

嚇著你啦，歪種！啊靠！好啦我只好回到我最喜愛的伺服器，或者你可以誘拐小朋友

Surprise motherfucka! AH SHIT. Well I'm back playing my favorite server, or you can abduct little kids, one moment.

等等，我要先搞清楚一些東西

I just need to figure some things out.

我想我的手臂斷了，我的肩膀也脫－ok我們飛了起來

I think my arm is broken and shoulder is dis- Okay.We're flying now

OK我們恢復啦

okay, here we go

進去

Get in

我要怎樣淹死他？幹我快要淹死啦

How do I drown him? Fuck I'm drowning.

哈哈哈 *小孩：不!* 哈哈哈不要動！

[Evil laughter]

為什麼這爛東西會這麼好笑

hahahahahaha no

*電腦聲*又到了饒舌比賽的時候啦

Why is this so funny. [Robot voice] time for a rap battle. I'm not gonna Lie

♪不妨跟你說♪

this game makes me want makes me cry, but so just your mom when I

♪這遊戲快把我弄哭喔♪

When I come in her eye ah what the fuck are you saying [hahaha]?

♪但是你媽－昨晚跟我睡時－也這樣說♪

Rick

喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！

You're blue like a fish off shop. Fuck. [I] make you dish and

*對手*你tm的在講什麼

put you on my

*系統*噢，老兄你該怎樣反擊？

Wife's playing Roblox is gay

pewds: 你完啦

Which it's okay, just kidding Roblox is gay drops mic

*對手*♪你跟魚一樣藍♪ pewds: 啊幹

Fuck. I had more. I had more in me

*對手*♪我把你煮成斑腩♪

What does fuck is this piece of shit game? Are you fucking kidding me?

♪然後把你放進我的##### (婊子)♪

Roblox isn't gay. Oh you fucking bitch. She voted me out [be] [cut] off you fucking bitch. Oh, it's like slither io

什麼？

great

♪只有同性戀才會玩Roblox♪

Get fucked bitch get Fucked bitch EVERYONE GET FUUUUCKED GET FUUUCKED

♪但是沒關係♪

ROBLOOOX

♪開玩笑而已♪

ROOOBL I`m SHOOTING FIRE

♪玩Roblox很娘♪

~Tryharding intesifies~

♪扔掉麥克風♪

Get Fuuucked, ha ha ha ha ha ha I dropped some new Merch

*系統*嘿，選出你心目中的繞舌歌手吧

It's selling like a

噢幹我還有很多！還有很多沒講！

[Jake Paul Voice] GOD CHURGE it's every day bro it's every day bro it's every day bro I said IT'S EVERY DAY BROOOOO //Pls stop this Jake is cancer

*打字：不選我就會死*

Jesus fucking Christ

這是什麼tm的爛遊戲？你在tm的開玩笑嗎？