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  • Honestly you're out of ideas, just play ROBLOX!

    網友Spicy: 說真的,你已經沒有新主意,快玩《虛擬世界ROBLOX》

  • It's obvious pewds hasn't tried roblox

    網友williiam: 很明顯的pewds還沒有玩過《虛擬世界roblox》 *以下簡稱roblox*

  • YOU SHOULD PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS,

    網友: Kylie H.: 你應該去玩roblox啦pewds,

  • THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GAME

    Kylie H.: 對我來說這就是一個好遊戲

  • PLAY ROBLOX PEWDS

    網友NemuriNemuri: Pewds去玩roblox

  • IT'S THE GAME YOU'RE LOOKING FOOORRRR

    NemuriNemuri: 這是你一直在找的遊戲

  • pewdehpie pLAY ROBLOX

    網友Mr. lion: Pewdiepie 玩ROBLOX

  • PLAY ROBLOX PLAY ROBLOX

    網友EvilRudeAndHarsh: 玩ROBLOX玩ROBLOX!!!!!!!!1

  • PEWDS PLAY ROBLOX

    網友MPNG 5 Net: pewds, 請你玩roblox吧

  • ROBLOX BOI, PLAY ROBLOX

    網友TQHA GAMING: roblox啊老兄玩roblox

  • YOU FORGOT ROBLOX YOU PIECE OF CRAPPY--

    網友Ender dragon KILLER: 你這個廢材忘記ROBLOX啦!

  • NO!

    不要!

  • No, I swore!

    我發誓,不會玩!

  • NEVER!

    永遠!

  • Never I will play that game...

    我永遠也不會玩這遊戲...

  • Never in a million goddamn years... *Pewds Puberty Voice*

    就算一萬年我也永遠不會玩這個爛遊戲

  • (distant) "Pewds if you play roblox I will donate you a hundred dollars" ?

    網友Cuong Pham: pew如果你玩Roblox的話我會捐$100元

  • Well, why don't you fucking say so? Hell yeah, we're playing-

    那為什麼又不tm的早說?非常好,我們現在玩-

  • We're playing Ro-

    -我們玩-

  • We're playing Roblox everyone! you could have started with that comment! Psch

    大家,我們現在會玩Roblox!你們可以早點留言嘛!噗...

  • Let's begin.

    好,開始-

  • Our journey,

    -我們的旅程-

  • Through Roblox.

    -透過Roblox

  • [INTENSE LIPS] autism simmilater

    智障模擬遊戲

  • [LIPS INTENSIFY] 2017

    2017

  • I might not make it out alive,

    我有可能不能活著出來

  • My levels are still pretty high,

    我的(智障)等級還挺高的

  • I could be overdosing.

    我可能會過度服用

  • I asked you guys on Twitter which ones I should play,

    我在推特上問你們我該玩哪個遊戲

  • "[FIDGET SPINNERS] Adopt A Cute Family"

    【指尖陀螺】領養一個可愛的家庭

  • Upgrading Roblox...-

    正在更新Roblox

  • But how can you upgrade what is already perfection?

    但是你怎麼可以更新那些已經完美的東西呢?

  • Is that-

    那個-

  • Is that motherfucker wearing a Chanel sh- T-Shirt?

    那個白痴在穿香奈兒的上衣嗎?

  • Peh- Hahaha!

    00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,479 噗哈哈

  • While doing a fidget spinner?

    同時間還要玩指尖陀螺嗎?

  • Hell yeah.

    好der

  • HELL YEAH.

    非常好der

  • This is my game.

    這是屬於我的遊戲

  • "Choose your job."

    *請選擇職業*

  • well, they don't have youtubers,

    但是這裡沒有youtubers

  • So I'm gonna have to go with the...

    所以我要委屈的選-

  • The second closest one...

    第二貼切的職業 *麥當勞服務員*

  • Wow.

    嘩噢

  • INCREDIBLE.

    無敵

  • *snicker and silent laugh*

    噗哈哈

  • haha.. Ahaha...

    *笑到斷氣*哈哈哈

  • What is this fucking shit...

    這是什麼鬼東西

  • How do I go back up??

    我該怎樣站起來?

  • 'Scuse me!

    不好意思-

  • 'Scuse me, can I get some- help?

    不好意思-你可以幫幫我嗎?

  • Woah I'm back.

    喔我回來了

  • I'm back.

    我站回來了

  • WHOA! She's got a fidget spinner!

    嘩喔!她有個指尖陀螺!

  • Oh Mah

    噢我的天~!

  • GOD!!!!

    嘩喔

  • WHOA!

    她在向我炫耀

  • She's showing it off to me!

    *打字*妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎? (編:在暗示什麼呢?)

  • Can you fidget my spinner?

    *打字*我其實在講我的老二

  • Aw come on.

    啊不要不理我啦

  • god the screen is so fucking cluttered.

    天啊,這排版真tm的混亂

  • *OOF*

    我剛才是不是用指尖陀螺把她-

  • Did I just kill her with my-

    把她殺了?

  • WITH MY FIDGET SPINNER?

    *電影名句*能力越強...

  • With great power...

    我就有責任去-

  • Comes great...

    -玩指尖陀螺

  • fidget spinners

    非常好der!

  • HELL YEAH!

    這看起來真的好像一個好遊戲

  • This really seems like a really good game.

    喔嘩!

  • Oh wow.

    這只是-

  • Just a-

    只是菜鳥在駕駛

  • Good old Sunday drive.

    好吧,這車子是我的咯!

  • Well, this is my car now.

    *警車提示*在法律的名義上請你停止駕駛!

  • "Stop in the name of the law"

    嘿嘿這是

  • *snickers* This is...

    哇靠我的老天!

  • DEJA VU

    我想我的車子變成了一個指尖陀螺

  • WHOA Jesus Christ...

    我的天

  • I think my car became a fidget spinner.

    我剛剛殺了一個警察

  • Oh my god,

    但我只是一名麥當勞服務員而已

  • I just killed a police officer.

    對不起

  • But I'm just a fellow MC DONALDS worker

    我真的很對不起

  • I'm sorry

    對不起

  • I'm sorry.

    思想被扼殺(??)

  • I'm sorry...

    00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,460

  • THOT's get killed

    00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,120

  • *IS THE NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE-*

    00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:26,400 好的

  • All right,

  • well...

    那還挺酷的

  • THATS COOL.

    我想是時候玩下一個啦

  • I think it's time to move on...

    絕對方塊:Roblox攻勢 (註:參考了絕對武力:全球攻勢)

  • "Counter Blox Roblox Offensive"

    什麼-

  • what-

    什麼?

  • what?

    哇見鬼啦!

  • Whoa, holy sHIT!

    這就跟戰地風雲2一樣!

  • This is just like Battlefield 2!

    00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,460

  • Oh my god is just like Battlefield!

    00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,720 噢賣葛跟戰地風雲一樣啊!

  • what the fuck...

    幹啥小啦

  • GOOOTTEM!

    搞定!

  • That's pretty fucking cool actually.

    這其實tm的挺酷的

  • "DO NOT PLAY! WARNING SCARY"

    *不要玩,警告:驚慄成分*

  • Apparently the gamemodes are YouTube clickbait titles.

    好明顯的這些遊戲模式跟Youtube唬爛標題一樣

  • Wow!

    嘩喔!

  • INCREDIBLE

    無敵

  • [what is this...]

    為啥這tm的系統-

  • Why the fucking syste-

    我啥也幹不了

  • I can't do anything!

    *汪達與巨像背景音樂*

  • Shut up!

    不要吵

  • JUST SHUT UP!

    就不要吵!

  • oh shit, I'm so scared guys

    喔靠,我很害怕額

  • I'm so fucking scared.

    我tm的很害怕喔

  • oh god, I hope nothing comes down and kills me...

    喔老天,希望沒東西會彈出來殺我

  • oh my god, I'm shitting myself

    喔我的天,我嚇得要拉褲子啦喔

  • aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

  • MAAHHH

    媽呀!

  • THE WALLS GOT ME

    我被這些牆卡住啦!

  • I'm fine.

    沒事

  • I'm fine...

    沒事

  • WHOOF

    喔呼!

  • I'm fine...

    我還好

  • Is that...?

    那是-

  • What is that?

    那是啥?

  • IS THAT AN AK-47?

    那是不是把AK 47突擊步槍?

  • I'm saved.

    我得救啦!

  • Slender

    瘦削人- (註:恐怖遊戲裡的鬼)

  • Is about to get a taste of his own medicine.

    準備要嚐嚐自己的苦果了!

  • I'm joined by my army of bullets.

    我的子彈軍團已經來到了

  • Just stay still I got 'em.

    你不要動我搞得定他啦

  • I'll get him for ya'

    我會幫你搞定他

  • oh my...

    我的天-

  • THE BULLETS DON'T WORK

    子彈沒作用

  • THEY DON'T WORK

    它們沒有作用!

  • aAHHH!

    啊啊啊

  • AAHHH

    啊啊啊啊

  • OHMYGODD

    我的天!

  • d'aahh!

    啊啊

  • What is this shit...

    這是什麼爛東西

  • fidget spinners

    *指尖陀螺-

  • Ro- bloxian

    -Roblox小人-

  • HIGHSCHOOL

    -高中*

  • Hey everyone,

    嘿大家好

  • It's PEWDIEPIE here!

    這是Pewdiepie

  • with my-

    和我的-

  • Fidget spinner

    -指尖陀螺

  • Dananananana

    嗒啦啦啦啦啦

  • Dananananana

    嗒啦啦啦啦啦

  • Dananana nuh neh nah neh nuh

    嗒啦啦啦啦 啦 啦 啦 啦

  • Pewds serenading us

    ♪瑟喔哇斯 瑟喔哇斯♪

  • This has to be the saddest point in my life.

    這一定是我人生最低落的一刻

  • This is actually more sad,

    說真的這比我在高中

  • when I was in high school.

    還要更慘一些

  • I managed to top myself.

    我竟然可以超越自己

  • I'm sitting alone in a cafeteria,

    一個人坐在這飯堂

  • In Roblox,

    在Roblox

  • WITH A GODDAMN FIDGET SPINNER

    手上玩著指尖陀螺

  • AND THERE'S NO ONE HERE

    然後一個人也沒有

  • Best game ever.

    史上最好的遊戲

  • 10/10.

    10分滿分

  • So no-

    所以這裡沒有-

  • *GAAASSSPPP*

    00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:32,600 好的

  • YES- ES-

    有個火辣辣的啦啦隊女孩

  • A H O T CHEERLEADER GIRL

    妳在幹什麼?

  • W U T S U P

    *打字:在幹啥?寶貝?*

  • She's looking at my fidget spinner.

    她在看我的指尖陀螺

  • She just jUMPED OVER IT

    她就這樣跳了過去!

  • Well, It's still just like High School.

    那就跟現實高中沒分別嘛

  • ooh...

  • Hello baby

    哈囉 寶貝

  • Oh HELL- O BABY

    喔哈囉寶貝

  • WHERE YOU GOING BA-

    妳去哪兒?寶-

  • I'm stu-

    我卡-

  • I'm fucking stuck

    我tm的卡住啦

  • my fu-

    馬的

  • god

    天!

  • Uh- Where're you...?

    啊,妳去哪-

  • Come back, babe.

    回來啊寶貝

  • You want to fidget my spinner?

    妳可以玩弄我的陀螺嗎?

  • STOP JUMPING OVER IT YOU BITCH

    不要再跳過我啦婊子

  • Come back here!

    回來啊!

  • you WILL,

    你一定要

  • fidget my spinner

    玩弄我的陀螺!婊子

  • bitch

    等等你可以在Roblox玩-

  • *fast forward* Wait you can play as-

    -越南戰爭?

  • Vietnam in Roblox?

    很好der

  • Hell yeah.

    *亂衝*這就是高手的玩法

  • this is how the pros play it.

    啊啊啊

  • aaAAHHHHHHHH!

    *繼續亂叫*

  • *battlecry intensifies*

    *邪惡的笑*

  • *Laughs sadistically*

    老友你在幹啥?在幹啥?啊靠!

  • What up, dog? What up ah--shit?

    嚇著你啦,歪種!啊靠!好啦我只好回到我最喜愛的伺服器,或者你可以誘拐小朋友

  • Surprise motherfucka! AH SHIT. Well I'm back playing my favorite server, or you can abduct little kids, one moment.

    等等,我要先搞清楚一些東西

  • I just need to figure some things out.

    我想我的手臂斷了,我的肩膀也脫-ok我們飛了起來

  • I think my arm is broken and shoulder is dis- Okay.We're flying now

    OK我們恢復啦

  • okay, here we go

    進去

  • Get in

    我要怎樣淹死他?幹我快要淹死啦

  • How do I drown him? Fuck I'm drowning.

    哈哈哈 *小孩:不!* 哈哈哈不要動!

  • [Evil laughter]

    為什麼這爛東西會這麼好笑

  • hahahahahaha no

    *電腦聲*又到了饒舌比賽的時候啦

  • Why is this so funny. [Robot voice] time for a rap battle. I'm not gonna Lie

    ♪不妨跟你說♪

  • this game makes me want makes me cry, but so just your mom when I

    ♪這遊戲快把我弄哭喔♪

  • When I come in her eye ah what the fuck are you saying [hahaha]?

    ♪但是你媽-昨晚跟我睡時-也這樣說♪

  • Rick

    喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!

  • You're blue like a fish off shop. Fuck. [I] make you dish and

    *對手*你tm的在講什麼

  • put you on my

    *系統*噢,老兄你該怎樣反擊?

  • Wife's playing Roblox is gay

    pewds: 你完啦

  • Which it's okay, just kidding Roblox is gay drops mic

    *對手*♪你跟魚一樣藍♪ pewds: 啊幹

  • Fuck. I had more. I had more in me

    *對手*♪我把你煮成斑腩♪

  • What does fuck is this piece of shit game? Are you fucking kidding me?

    ♪然後把你放進我的##### (婊子)♪

  • Roblox isn't gay. Oh you fucking bitch. She voted me out [be] [cut] off you fucking bitch. Oh, it's like slither io

    什麼?

  • great

    ♪只有同性戀才會玩Roblox♪

  • Get fucked bitch get Fucked bitch EVERYONE GET FUUUUCKED GET FUUUCKED

    ♪但是沒關係♪

  • ROBLOOOX

    ♪開玩笑而已♪

  • ROOOBL I`m SHOOTING FIRE

    ♪玩Roblox很娘♪

  • ~Tryharding intesifies~

    ♪扔掉麥克風♪

  • Get Fuuucked, ha ha ha ha ha ha I dropped some new Merch

    *系統*嘿,選出你心目中的繞舌歌手吧

  • It's selling like a

    噢幹我還有很多!還有很多沒講!

  • [Jake Paul Voice] GOD CHURGE it's every day bro it's every day bro it's every day bro I said IT'S EVERY DAY BROOOOO //Pls stop this Jake is cancer

    *打字:不選我就會死*

  • Jesus fucking Christ

    這是什麼tm的爛遊戲?你在tm的開玩笑嗎?

Honestly you're out of ideas, just play ROBLOX!

網友Spicy: 說真的,你已經沒有新主意,快玩《虛擬世界ROBLOX》

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