Brake! Brake! Brake!

煞車！

There's a stop sign right there.

那裡有個停止號誌

Isaac.

Isaac

Can you slow down?

你可以慢一點嗎？

You're going to get us killed.

你會把我們給殺了

I am--

我－－

Slow down!

慢下來！

I'm going the speed limit.

我有按照速限

You can drive.

你想開來開

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're happy?

開心了嗎？

Very.

非常

Now I'm safe.

現在我安全了

Hey, guys,

嗨大家

it's Rachel.

我是 Rachel

And guess what?

你知道嗎？

I'm having weekend giveaways throughout the month of June and July.

我在六、七月的時候將要舉辦周末免費送的活動

And the only rule to enter these weekend giveaways

要參加的唯一規則

is that you must subscribed.

就是要訂閱我們的頻道

Just want to give back to my subscribers.

我只是想要回饋我的訂閱者

This week I'm giving away a MacBook Air.

這周我會送一台 MacBook Air

And then next week, I'm giving away two GoPro cameras.

下禮拜我會送兩台 GoPro 相機

And I announce the winner in every single Sunday's upload.

我會在每個星期天公布獲獎者

So if you want to find out if you win,

所以你如果想要看看你中獎了沒

you've got to look at Sunday's upload.

你就要去看星期天上傳的東西

If you're already subscribed, then you're already automatically entered to win all of these prizes.

如果你已經訂閱了，那你就已經自動獲得贏得這些獎項的資格囉！

This is my weekend giveaway schedule.

這是我的好禮放送計畫

And I hope you like this video on things

我希望你會喜歡這支影片

that boyfriends do that girlfriends hate.

在講說男生做的一些會讓女友討厭的事

Despite the things that we hate about them,

儘管我們很討厭那些事

we accept them and get over it.

但我們會接受並且熬過去

And if this video gets to 150,000 likes,

如果這支影片得到 150,000 個讚

then I will upload "Things That Girlfriends Do That Boyfriends Hate."

那我就會上傳「男友最討厭女友做的事情」

OK, let's get onto the video.

好，讓我們進入到影片內容吧！

Do these pants make me look weird?

我穿這件褲子很怪嗎？

No, they actually look nice.

不會，看起來不錯

I know they look weird.

我知道它們看起來很怪

Just be honest with me.

可以誠實跟我說

I'm not going to get mad.

我不會生氣的

She was flirting with you, Isaac.

她在跟你調情耶， Isaac！

No, she wasn't.

不，她沒有

She was just being nice.

她只是釋出善意

How can you be so oblivious, Isaac?

你怎麼神經那麼大條啊 Isaac？

She literally asked for your number.

她明言跟你要電話耶！

Yeah, because she wanted homework help.

對，因為她需要一點功課上的指導

She doesn't even go to your school.

她根本跟你念不同學校

Hey, Rachel.

嘿！Rachel

You want to clean up after yourself for once?

妳可以自己打掃自己的東西嗎？一次就好

For once?

一次就好？

Really, Isaac?

認真的嗎，Isaac？

I literally clean up after both of us all the time.

我每次都會清理我們兩個的東西

Is that a joke?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

Please, please stop PMSing.

請，請不要跟我來經前症候群這套

Thank you.

謝謝妳

I am not PMSing.

我不是經前症候群

You are just annoying me!

你就是很惱怒我

I just spent three hours doing my hair.

我花了三小時做頭髮

Can you, please, close the window?

可以請你關窗戶嗎？

But it's such a beautiful day out.

但今天天氣很棒

Why would I close the window?

我為什麼要關窗？

Maybe this is why you should close the window.

這可能是你需要關窗戶的理由

Oh, you look cute, like Skrillex.

喔，妳看起來很可愛，就像 Skrillex

Thanks, Isaac.

謝你喔 Isaac

Yes, I won!

耶！我贏了！

Rachel, please, watch me for 10 seconds,

Rachel 拜託看我十秒鐘

please, please, please?

拜託，拜託，拜託

Baby, I'm doing homework.

寶貝，我在做回家功課

10 seconds.

十秒就好

Please, 10 seconds.

拜託，十秒就好

OK, fine.

好吧

Rachel, why aren't you watching me?

Rachel 妳為什麼不看我

What?

什麼？

I'm watching.

我在看

Rachel, did you see that?

Rachel 妳有看到嗎？

Yeah, wow.

有，哇！

Why are you doing homework?

妳為什麼在做功課？

Sorry.

抱歉

10 seconds.

十秒鐘

Whoo!

呼！

You beat him!

你打敗它了！

Yeah!

耶！

Did you see how good I was?

你有看到我多厲害嗎？

I'm fine.

我很好

No, just tell me what's wrong?

妳不好，告訴我發生什麼事了

No, seriously.

不要，真的

I'm fine.

我很好

I'm being quiet because I don't want to start an argument.

我保持安靜是因為我不想吵架

Rachel, what's wrong?

Rachel，怎麼了？

Just tell me why you are...?

告訴我妳為什麼...?

Fine, I don't like when you talk to me in that rude tone.

好，我不喜歡你用那粗魯的語氣跟我說話

It always put me in a bad mood.

那總是會讓我很不開心

Seriously, Rachel?

認真嗎，Rachel？

You love starting fights.

妳總愛挑起紛爭

Are you serious?

你在說真的嗎？

Isaac, why are you liking all of this girl's pictures?

Isaac，妳為什麼要按這個女生所有照片讚

She was my friend in pre-nursery.

她是我幼兒班的朋友

We were tight.

我們關係很緊密

Uh-hm.

嗯...

What are we doing later?

我們等等要幹麻？

(MOCKINGLY) What are we doing later?

(模仿中) 我們等等要幹麻？

That's not even what I sound like.

我聽起來哪是這樣

My voice isn't that nasally.

我沒有鼻音

(MOCKINGLY) My voice isn't nasally.

(模仿中) 我沒有鼻音

You always leave your make-up on the floor.

妳總是把妳的化妝品丟地上

Can you, please, not?

妳可以不要這樣嗎？

I did that twice.

我只做了兩次

Twice does not mean always.

兩次不是總是

So I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

所以我希望你們有享受這支影片

If you missed me in previous two videos, click this down below

如果妳錯過了我前兩支影片，按下面這邊

And subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already

並且按下「訂閱紐」來訂閱

I love you so much!

我很愛你們！

Bye!

再見！