Name: 【吉米秀】餐廳服務員黑特輯：最討厭...了！ (Restaurant Servers Reveal What They Hate About Their Jobs #WhatIHate)
Uploaded: 2017-11-16T22:00:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 25 s

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I'm not just gonna create jobs, I'm gonna make the job

我不只是要創造工作，我還要將你們原本

you already have better. And I'm gonna do that

舊有的工作變得更好。所以我會

by raising awareness, to help improve conditions

提高大家的意識，幫助改善大家的

I've been polling the American people asking you to share what you hate about your job.

我最近在調查美國人民透過分享，表達對工作的不滿，

We started with nurses, we asked them what they hate about

我們從護士開始，我們問他們不喜歡工作中的什麼地方。

their job. And tonight, we will hear from restaurant servers

而今晚，我們將會聽到餐廳服務生

from waiters, waitress, whatever you what to call them.

從男服務生、女服務生，隨便你們怎麼叫他們

We ask them tell us what you hate about your jobs,

我們會問他們對工作有什麼不滿

and they did, and this is just a tiny fraction of many responses we received.

他們完成了，而這些只是從我們收到回應中的一小部分

is when parents order food for their thirteen-year-old kid,

who's completely capable, but they're just too busy being on their cellphone.

他完全有自理的能力，只是忙著滑他們的手機

這個常見的 (敲杯子) (註：藉由敲杯子的方式呼叫服務生)

What I hate about being a waiter is the extra side of ranch,

我討厭服務生的地方是，要加沙拉醬

and don't forget the extra side of ranch.

For anyone doesn't know guacamole is a dollar extra.

所有不知道酪梨醬要另外付錢的人

What I hate about waiting tables is when you ask

我討厭當餐桌服務生的是當你問

What I hate about serving is when people come in

我討厭當服務生的是，當有飲食限制的

with dietary restriction and expect me to learn everything about it.

客人進來，然後希望我知道所有的事

Lady, I wearing a flower shirt, do I look like I am

小姐，我穿的是花襯衫，請問我看起來像是

減肥專家、醫生，還是營養師？

I hate when customers they got big huge deal about

我討厭客人們對自己的麩質不耐小題大作

their gluten allergy and change everything on the menu

but then for dessert they order a piece of cake and say

但到了點心的部分時，他們點了一塊蛋糕然後說

"Oh, why I can't have a little bit of gluten?"

「噢，我為什麼不能來一點麩質呢？」

Dollar tip, yeah, that's gonna fill my gas tank.

小費，對啊，它只夠付我的油錢

Yeah, verbal compliments don't pay for my gas.

對，讚美嘴巴上說說也不能付我的油錢

If I want condoms, I'll buy them with my tip money.

如果我真的需要保險套，我可以自己用我的小費買

what I really hate about waiting tables now,

is that I'm also expected to be a photographer,

Campers. If you gonna stay at my table for four hours,

露營的人。我不能忍受的是，如果你要在我的桌子坐上四小時，

you need to leave a twenty bucks an hour,

When you work at a pizza place, and you go to

take your table, their pizza, and they ask

What I hate about serving, is when of the girl

我討厭當服務生的是，有一個女的

thinks you're you're trying to steal her man,

When the guy leaves his number on the tab

I hate when the guy doesn't leave a tip on his receipt,

Thanks, I'm gonna call you, and threaten you.

I hate the constant leers I get, at this sexy body.

我恨別人一直對我這性感的身材投以不友善的眼神

I would show you, but I'm not wearing pants.

我會秀給你看，在我沒穿褲子的時候

What you don't like being teachers, teachers?

什麼原因讓你討厭當老師呢，老師們？

Tell us about the annoying students, the parents,

老師們會告訴我們惱人的學生、家長

the faculty lounges, whatever bugs you about teaching,

teach it to us, record yourself, keep it brief,

告訴我們，錄下你自己，保持簡短

if you need to wear a mask, go ahead and do it, and post it to YouTube,

如果你需要戴面具，就戴，然後放到 YouTube 上

with the hashtag #whatIhate in title so we can find it,

然後標注 #whatIhate 這樣我們才能找到

and then keep an eye for a message from us to our YouTube account.

然後留意你們的 YouTube 帳號有沒有我們的訊息

Thanks for watching, if you like that, subscribe for our YouTube channel,

謝謝觀看，如果你喜歡，訂閱我們的頻道

for all our latest videos and if you didn't,

有所有我們最新的影片，然後如果你不喜歡，

還是訂閱一下，畢竟這是免費的啊，誰在乎？