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  • Recently I told you about a new Instagram account.

    最近我告訴了你們一個新的 IG 帳號

  • It's called "Texts From Your Ex."

    叫做「來自前任的訊息」

  • It's a collection of real texts between exes.

    裡面收集了前男女朋友們之間真實的訊息

  • Have you seen these things?

    你們去看過了嗎?

  • Oh, and these are real.

    哦,而且這些都是真的

  • We're not making these up.

    不是我們掰出來的

  • It seems like we're making up,

    雖然看起來很像我們掰的

  • but these are real texts from exes.

    但這些都是真實來自前任們的訊息

  • Let's see the first one.

    我們來看看第一則

  • "So, would you say you still fantasize about me sometimes?"

    「所以,你現在會不會有時候還在幻想我?」

  • "Hahahahaha."

    「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • Here's the next one...

    這是另一則

  • "Annie, I get why you don't believe me,

    「Annie,我知道你為什麼不相信我

  • but I'm not lying about this.

    但我真的沒有在說謊

  • And whoever said I was hooking up with her is an idiot."

    說我跟那女生有發生關係的人是個白癡。」

  • "Admit it." "Okay, I did it."

    「你就承認吧。」「好吧,我確實有跟她發生關係。」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • You don't want that guy with government secrets.

    你們絕對不會希望這個男的握有任何政府的秘密

  • That's...

    那會... (很慘)

  • Let's see the next one.

    我們來看下一則

  • "Any way I could get my necklace and bracelet back?"

    「我有辦法把我的項鍊和手鍊要回來嗎?」

  • "Yeah, check the dumpster outside my apartment."

    「可以啊,去我公寓外的垃圾桶找找。」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • One more.

    再來看一則

  • "You changed the HBO Go password."

    「你把 HBO Go 的密碼改掉了。」

  • "You slept with my best friend. Why would I give you free TV?"

    「你跟我的好朋友有一腿欸。我幹嘛還要給你看免費的電視?」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • "It's not TV. It's HBO."

    「那不是電視,是 HBO。」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • "Also, I'm sorry."

    「還有,對不起。」

  • [laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • If your ex texts you something you think I should see,

    如果你的前任傳給你什麼好笑的東西

  • please send it to me.

    請也傳給我看

Recently I told you about a new Instagram account.

最近我告訴了你們一個新的 IG 帳號

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