It's called "Texts From Your Ex."

叫做「來自前任的訊息」

It's a collection of real texts between exes.

裡面收集了前男女朋友們之間真實的訊息

Have you seen these things?

你們去看過了嗎？

Oh, and these are real.

哦，而且這些都是真的

We're not making these up.

不是我們掰出來的

It seems like we're making up,

雖然看起來很像我們掰的

but these are real texts from exes.

但這些都是真實來自前任們的訊息

Let's see the first one.

我們來看看第一則

"So, would you say you still fantasize about me sometimes?"

「所以，你現在會不會有時候還在幻想我？」

"Hahahahaha."

「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

Here's the next one...

這是另一則

"Annie, I get why you don't believe me,

「Annie，我知道你為什麼不相信我

but I'm not lying about this.

但我真的沒有在說謊

And whoever said I was hooking up with her is an idiot."

說我跟那女生有發生關係的人是個白癡。」

"Admit it." "Okay, I did it."

「你就承認吧。」「好吧，我確實有跟她發生關係。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

You don't want that guy with government secrets.

你們絕對不會希望這個男的握有任何政府的秘密

That's...

那會... (很慘)

Let's see the next one.

我們來看下一則

"Any way I could get my necklace and bracelet back?"

「我有辦法把我的項鍊和手鍊要回來嗎？」

"Yeah, check the dumpster outside my apartment."

「可以啊，去我公寓外的垃圾桶找找。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

One more.

再來看一則

"You changed the HBO Go password."

「你把 HBO Go 的密碼改掉了。」

"You slept with my best friend. Why would I give you free TV?"

「你跟我的好朋友有一腿欸。我幹嘛還要給你看免費的電視？」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

"It's not TV. It's HBO."

「那不是電視，是 HBO。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

"Also, I'm sorry."

「還有，對不起。」

[laughter]

(笑聲)

If your ex texts you something you think I should see,

如果你的前任傳給你什麼好笑的東西

please send it to me.

請也傳給我看