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  • The Princess and the Frog

  • Hope this works.

  • (Kiss)

  • Ewww.....

  • You kissed the frog?

  • You're gonna get warts.

  • Yeah, and warts are basically herpes.

  • You got herpes now bro

  • What? I don't have herpes, I just kissed the frog.

  • That doesn't make it any better, you still kissed a frog.

  • Yeah, why would you even do that?

  • So gross.

  • Seriously.

  • And also, I do have herpes.

  • Up

  • Alright, time to make this house go up.

  • But Mister, I thought you were gonna make this house fly.

  • Don't be stupid Russell, that's physically impossible. I thought you were Asian.

  • Aren't you supposed to be smart?

  • I don't think you can say that. Isn't that racist?

  • What, no, that was, uh, positive racism. More like a compliment to uh...

  • Is that why you don't have black balloons?

  • What?! No!

  • Quit trying to make make me look racist. Black is just not a balloon color that kids pick.

  • I would pick the black one.

  • Oh yeah, why?

  • Because it's probably the strongest one and it would fly the highest.

  • See, now that's racism.

  • Positive racism!

  • My name Tarzan and I like to swing on vine.

  • (Tarzan yell)

  • That's cool Tarzan, but you're swinging on a swing, not on a vine.

  • Oh yeah? (Tarzan yell remix) wiggle wiggle, swing!

  • Hey, you wanna hear about that girl down the street? She one find one blue dog.

  • Not even.

  • Guarantee, I went see em bruddah. The bugger was blue like the Menpachi catch a few years ago.

  • For real?

  • For real bro.

  • Honestly it might not even be one dog that.

  • What? Like one alien or somethin'?

  • I don't know bro,

  • we should probably tell somebody.

  • Yeah we should, no?

  • Yeah, but lazy, no?

  • Super lazy.

  • I kinda like seeing em' though.

  • Yeah, we go. Shoot? Shoot.

  • Did they send me daughters, ♪

  • when I asked for sons? ♪

  • Uh, excuse me-

  • What'd he just say?

  • Wha-

  • You wanted sons instead of daughters?

  • No I-I didn't mean it like-

  • What're you, a sexist?

  • Now, Pinocchio, are you sure you didn't take that cookie?

  • Of course not, dad.

  • M'kay, I believe you. Goodnight, son.

  • Night, dad.

  • Pinocchio, I wouldn't lie if I were you. If you do, your nose will grow.

  • Yeah right! Hahaha

  • See, my nose is the same!

  • Oh no, I didn't mean you nose, I meant your NOs as in NO

  • What?

  • Oh, and by the way Pinocchio, I forgot-

  • (gun shot)

  • (said like Le Stone in the Sword)

  • (Holy music)

  • Ah!

  • (Applause)

  • Here's your test.

  • What's that?

  • Your pee test.

  • For what?

  • For, oh you know, just to make sure you're not taking steroids, performance-enhancing drugs...you know, the normal stuff.

  • (Stab sound) (People gasping)

  • ♪ I wanna be where the people are. ♪

  • (Gasp) help me!

  • Oh my gosh are-are you okay?!

  • I need-

  • What do you need?!

  • W-

  • W- wallet!

  • Water...

  • Walls?

  • Wallaby! Witches!

  • Wa-ter

  • (mumbling words that start with W)

  • Oh!

  • (Plays Wiggle)

  • ♪ I can show you the world

  • See? You just gotta like pinch it and you can see everything.

  • It's all shiny, shimmering, and splendid.

  • In the circle, the circle of life

  • Do you have to do that every single time you go?

  • (said like LOL Dalmartians)

  • -and a couple in London is being arrested for dog

  • hoarding. Sources say they found over a hundred and one Dalmatians

  • malnourished, dying of dehydration, with feces everywhere.

  • And now to Chet with the weather.

  • F*** her right in the p*** (*= bleeped)

  • Only true love's kiss will break the spell.

  • The heck? It didn't work!

  • Yeah it didn't work. She's not gonna wake up from you kissing her.

  • She's been in a coma for twenty years. She has a beard!

  • She had that from the beginning.

  • Oh... Maybe try it again?

  • (said like Be-lōt)

  • Bolt! Bolt! Bolt, come here!

  • (sighs)

  • (said Troye is dying)

  • So Andy, tell me. Why are you here?

  • (breathes) Um, it scares me just thinking about it.

  • (Creepy music)

  • 'Cause nobody would be around but he'd start

  • saying his catchphrases so I figured, "Okay maybe he was just a broken

  • dysfunctional toy." "Maybe he was breaking down," You know? But then last night

  • I knew something was wrong.

  • (Gasp) (Creepy music intensifies)

  • Where's his hat?

  • Okay and now I just don't know what to do.

  • Just tell me what to do!

  • Because I-I can't do this anymore.

  • Andy, there's a snake in my boot.

  • (More intense creepy music)

  • What'd you just say?

  • (said like the toy's batteries are dying) There's a snake in my boot.

  • Ah! (Breaths heavily)

  • What do you want from me?!

  • There's a snake in my boot.

  • I don't know what that means. What does that mean?! Snakes in your boots?! I don't-

  • So what? That's my name, Andy. I don't-

  • What do you mean "No?" Of course it's- Woody: There's a snake in my boots. (Boots x5)

  • That doesn't make sense,

  • what is boot Andy?! Unless you mean boot and Y

  • There's a snake in my boot and Y

  • and Y... boot and Y?

  • Booty?

  • There's a snake in my booty. (Wiggle plays)

  • Whoom, the ball just opened.

  • Bloopers and behind the scenes on the left, previous video on the right.

  • and before you know it you better click because before you know it you better, before (chuckles)

  • Before you know it-

  • I mean you have to click before you know it this gunna turn back into the ball.

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迪士尼電影在現實生活中! (Disney Movies In Real Life!)

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