Name: X戰警天啟預告片惡搞 - TOON SANDWICH. (X-Men Apocalypse Trailer Spoof - TOON SANDWICH)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:06:59.000Z
Duration: 4 min 41 s

賽維爾的學校
專為天賦異稟的怪胎設立
你不需要住址，因為你已經到了

轉承詞

Just because there's not a war
doesn't mean there's peace.

Ugh. See, Raven, this is why you should
stay in school.

Most call him Tom. But never to his face.

看吧...瑞雯，這就是你應該好好讀書的原因

For thousands of years he's been crowd-funding,

- amassing almost 200 dollars in cash.
- Cheers.

(AUSTRALIAN VOICE)
Chaz, how much d'ya spend on them opera tickets?

Magneto, take that pile of ash beside you 
and build me a better Eiffel Tower!

But make it blue and sparkly and twice as high!

Starting to regret signing up to be a Horseman.

查爾斯...你那張劇院的票花了多少錢？

Five independent blades, working in harmony
to give me the closest shave I've ever ex--

萬磁王！用你腳邊那團灰蓋一座更好的艾菲爾鐵塔來！

蓋成會發光的藍色而且還要原本的兩倍高！

I... was just trying to give you a friendly fist-bump.

我從來沒感受過如此強大的力量

五片獨立的刮鬍刀片，讓我感受前所未有的...

If I'm going to teach your kids something,

I'm going to teach them how to
dress like a prostitute.

如果要我教導那群學生一些東西

- Him and my mom, they did it--
- No, I know.

- Well, first they did a little--
- I get it.

- And then they did a little--
- OK, enough.

- And then they did a lotta--
- Gross! Stop!

- And don't get me started on the--
- Not another word.

You probably don't remember - it was really fast.

How did I not see this coming?
It was all right there in the name!!

你可能不記得了...發生的太快了

Did you just put a sword between my toes?!

I can't remember - you told me to forget it.

我怎麼會猜不到呢...他的名字就是毀滅的意思啊！

妳是不是把刀子插在我腳趾中間？

[GPS]
Turn left into supernatural sandstorm.

That's right, bub. It's none other than...

A lesser known mutant hero,
but a hell of a lot cheaper than Hugh Jackman!

♪ Everybod-ay, yeah, take it from an acolyte

♪ Got no brothers or sisters but I got four friends

♪ And baby, Armageddon pretty freaky now
(Yeah-yeah-yeah!)

♪ I'm bisexual! (Too much information...)

♪ And I'm everything you need
if you wanna start knockin' cities down!

♪ Especially hotties!
(Attractive people are encouraged to apply!)

♪ Everybody, come and join the fight!
(Come and join this fight!)

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X戰警天啟預告片惡搞 - TOON SANDWICH. (X-Men Apocalypse Trailer Spoof - TOON SANDWICH)

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