The world is better.

賽維爾的學校 專為天賦異稟的怪胎設立 你不需要住址，因為你已經到了

Just because there's not a war doesn't mean there's peace.

情況都好轉了

Ugh. See, Raven, this is why you should stay in school.

世界變得更美好了

Some call him... Apocalypse.

沒有戰爭並不代表天下太平了

Most call him Tom. But never to his face.

看吧...瑞雯，這就是你應該好好讀書的原因

Too good looking to be evil, hm?

20(x) 21(o)世紀福斯

For thousands of years he's been crowd-funding,

有人稱他為"天啟"

- amassing almost 200 dollars in cash. - Cheers.

大多數人都叫他湯姆

He always had four followers.

但都不當著他的面叫

Like the four horsemen.

帥到不像邪惡份子了

More like the Backstreet Boys.

千年來他都在搞群眾募資

♪ Everybod-ay, yeah...

募到了將近200美元現金

♪ Apocalypse is back - Alright!

謝啦！

♪ Hey-yay-yeah... ow...

他身邊總是有四位追隨者

♪ I'm a god and I'm back again!

就像四騎士...

Everything they've built... will fall!

比較像新好男孩啦...

(AUSTRALIAN VOICE) Chaz, how much d'ya spend on them opera tickets?

每一個人~~

And from the ashes of their world,

天啟回來啦！好耶！

we'll build a better one!

我就是神！我再次歸來

Magneto, take that pile of ash beside you and build me a better Eiffel Tower!

他們所建造的一切

But make it blue and sparkly and twice as high!

都將崩毀

Starting to regret signing up to be a Horseman.

查爾斯...你那張劇院的票花了多少錢？

I've never felt power like this before.

從那個世界的灰燼之中

Five independent blades, working in harmony to give me the closest shave I've ever ex--

我們將打造一個更美好的世界

Well...

萬磁王！用你腳邊那團灰蓋一座更好的艾菲爾鐵塔來！

It had to happen eventually.

蓋成會發光的藍色而且還要原本的兩倍高！

Woah, Apocalypse!

我開始後悔加入四騎士了

I... was just trying to give you a friendly fist-bump.

我從來沒感受過如此強大的力量

DAAAARGH! I can't feel my legs!

五片獨立的刮鬍刀片，讓我感受前所未有的...

Not that that's anything new.

好吧...這也是早晚的問題

The world needs the X-Men.

喔...天啟老兄

- And women. - And women.

我只是想跟你來個友善的擊拳

I'm not a hero.

我感覺不到我的腳啦！

The students look up to you.

雖然不知道是第幾次了

Well... apart from that guy.

這世界需要X戰警(X-men)

Hey, Hunger Games, where's your bow?

-還有X女警(X-women) -還有女警...

If I'm going to teach your kids something,

我不是英雄

I'm going to teach them how to dress like a prostitute.

學生們很仰慕妳

Speaking of whores,

呃...除了那位以外

Magneto... He's my father.

嘿！飢餓遊戲...妳的弓箭咧？

What?

如果要我教導那群學生一些東西

- Him and my mom, they did it-- - No, I know.

我會教他們如何穿得像個妓女

- Well, first they did a little-- - I get it.

說到妓女...

- And then they did a little-- - OK, enough.

萬磁王...是我父親

- And then they did a lotta-- - Gross! Stop!

什麼？

- And don't get me started on the-- - Not another word.

他跟我媽那個那個

You and I actually made out once.

不用說明...我知道

You probably don't remember - it was really fast.

-首先他們... -我已經瞭解了

Not all of us can control our powers.

-然後來一點... -好了！夠了

Then don't.

-接著是... -噁心死了

I'd like to revise my earlier statement.

-住手 -明明是妳先開始的

Apocalypse means to destroy this world.

不要再說了

How did I not see this coming? It was all right there in the name!!

我們其實親熱過一次

Shit, that was my mom's car.

你可能不記得了...發生的太快了

Did you just put a sword between my toes?!

布萊恩辛格 作品

Now it's personal!

我們並不是都能控制自己力量

Forget everything you think you know.

那就別控制

None of that matters.

我想收回我稍早說的話

I know how to defeat Apocalypse.

X戰警系列好看的那幾集的導演

Forget it. Wait - What did you say?

天啟想要毀滅這個世界

I can't remember - you told me to forget it.

我怎麼會猜不到呢...他的名字就是毀滅的意思啊！

Shit!

靠北！那是我老媽的車

I'm a really bad teacher.

妳是不是把刀子插在我腳趾中間？

I'll take everything from them

現在我要認真啦！

and only pay cost price.

忘掉你們所知道的一切

You're not students anymore.

那些都不重要

Oh shiiiiiit!

我知道怎麼打敗天啟...

You're alumni.

忘掉吧...

[GPS] Turn left into supernatural sandstorm.

等等...

Well you've been busy.

你剛剛說甚麼？

We had a... little help.

我不記得了...你叫我忘掉的

That's right, bub. It's none other than...

靠北...我真是位爛老師

Knife Knuckle Man!

我要從他們身邊奪走一切

A lesser known mutant hero, but a hell of a lot cheaper than Hugh Jackman!

然後只付給他們成本價

You suck, Knife Knuckle Man!

你們再也不是學生了

♪ Everybod-ay, yeah

靠北！

♪ Dress up gaud-ay, yeah

你們是校友了

♪ Everybod-ay, yeah, take it from an acolyte

左轉進入超自然沙塵暴

♪ Apocalypse is back - Alright!

X戰警:天怒

♪ Hey-yay-yeah... ow...

你們看來挺忙的啊

♪ I'm a god and I'm back again

我們有...幫手

♪ Got no brothers or sisters but I got four friends

沒有錯...各位

♪ Gonna bring the evil, show you how

當然就是...

♪ And baby, Armageddon pretty freaky now (Yeah-yeah-yeah!)

關節刀男！

♪ I'm the original (Yeah!)

完全無人氣的變種英雄

♪ But not the only one! (Yeah!)

但比休傑克曼便宜多了！

♪ I'm bisexual! (Too much information...)

你爛透了關節刀男

♪ And I'm everything you need if you wanna start knockin' cities down!

每一個人~~

♪ Everybody! (Yeah!)

穿上華而不實的服裝

♪ Especially hotties! (Attractive people are encouraged to apply!)

每一個人~~

♪ Everybody, come and join the fight! (Come and join this fight!)

從寺僧那奪衣服來

♪ Apocalypse is back - Alright!

天啟回來啦！好耶！