字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Superman's weakness is a green rock? PFFFFFFFTTTTT! What an idiot! SHUT UP!! Ha, I've caught you with my lasso of truth. *sigh* Wonder Woman is so dumb. No girl would dress that HOT to fight crime. Yeah, but she's a superhero. Can you imagine how stupid it would be if superheroes were actually realistic? Spiderman *grunting* gyaah.....? *grunt* SHIIII...aaaaaaaaTTTTTT!!!!!! Wonder Woman Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sworn duty to protect and serve those of-- gah Okay, seriously, can you guys just stop looking at my boobs? X-Men Wolverine Alright, guys. I gotta go take a piss. Ngh Damn zipper. *slice, plop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH X-Men Professor X So you say you can read minds? -_- Proof it Aaaaah You're a big fan of AC/DC. Woooaaah... Catwoman *Couple of meows* Ngggh X-Men Nightcrawler Hey, dude, do you happen to know where Nightcrawler teleported off to? Nah, he's probably doing something heroic like saving the world. (Girl)-Thanks for coming over. (Girl)-I'm just so bummed. Brad dumped me. (Girl 2)-I know what can cheer you up. Both-*gasp* Both-THE KISSING GAME! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe.....he *teleports* 0 o 0 *nightcrawler taking all the panties* *teleports* The Invisible Man I'm naked. X-Men Cyclops *eating* How's your chicken? Can you please stop staring at my boobs? What makes you think-- You're burning my tits off. The Flash HELP! OH MY GOD! HELP! HHHHEEEEELLLPPPP!! HELP! Wai-WAIT! Oh boy, fresh-squeeze! That will be five cents, mister! OH YOU STUPID- Okay, that would be pretty dumb. Yeah, like always. *ringing* Oh..! Gotta go. Don't only drug dealers have pagers? EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND! WHERE IS THE MONEY!? I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, I SWEAR! Have no fear, citizens. I am here to-- Whaa... Will you just please stop STARING AT MY TITS! Save yourselves. To see bloopers! and a scene from Scott Pilgrim! (Girl on video)-You have to defeat my seven evil exes. And a scene from Kick-Ass... (video)-You (censored) piece of (censored) mother(censored) contained sand of-- Click the link in the description below! Thanks for subscribing! And uh stop looking at my boobies!
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