- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

- (woman) I totally just saw a ghost!

- (man) Oh yeah, there's definitely a ghost here.

Let's spend the entire episode investigating.

- This show's so stupid.

Everyone knows ghosts aren't real.

- (sighs) It's just a TV show.

Can you imagine how boring it'd be

if all TV shows were actually realistic?

If TV Shows Were Real 3

Black Mirror

- Huh?

What?

Whoa!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

- Help! Somebody help me, please.

- We're the agents of S.H.E.I.L.D.

- Don't worry, sir. You're safe!

- Oh, so you're NOT the Avengers?

- Well, not exactly.

I mean, we have agent Coulson and he was in the first Avengers,

and he has a bionic hand. - A bionic hand.

- So we're totally f*cked?

- Yeah. - Yup.

How I Met Your Mother

- Dad, tell us how you met mom.

- Yeah, tell us.

- (dad) Sure, but wouldn't you rather

I told you about all the girls I slept with beforehand,

and THEN I'll tell you about how your mom brutually died

of an awful disease?

I think it will take about nine years, so get comfy!

(sobbing)

American Horror Story

- What's even scary about this show?

- Yeah, we're just two hot male models walking down a hallway.

- Mmm, Mama June, I need my s'ghetti and Go Go Juice.

- (squeals) Kill it! - DAAAHHH!

- Squeamy genie.

Ow.

House of Cards

- Of course, Mrs. Secretary. We'll get right on that.

What the secretary doesn't realize

is by the end of the day I'm gonna throw her

in front of a train.

- (secretary) What did you just say?

- Uh, nothing.

- You know, we can still hear you

when you talk to the camera, right?

- Uh... no, you can't.

Everybody Loves Raymond

- I love you, Raymond.

- I love you, Ray.

- I love you, Raymond!

- I love you too.

- Aw, everybody loves me!

Everybody Hates Chris

- I hate you, Chris! - I hate you, Chris.

- I HATE you, Chris! - I hate you too, Chris!

- Yeah, f*ck you, Chris!

Blindspot

- Aw, the guy behind me has his blinkers on

but I just can't see him.

Oh, fck! Oh, fck!

Oh, he's right in my blind spot.

Oh, goddamn it. What am I gonna do?!

The King of Queens

- I just don't get it.

You were so hot.

Why are you with a fat ordinary guy

with no redeeming traits whatsoever?

He's literally the definition of mediocre.

- He's the funniest guy ever!

- Hey.

(hysterical laughter) (laugh track)

Oh! See how many people he just made laugh?

I don't even know where those people are.

(farting) (laugh track)

Switched at Birth

- I know this may be hard to hear,

but your child was switched at birth.

You've been raising somebody else's child.

- How dare you! THIS IS MY CHILD!!!

- He has my ears!

- He has my dig.

- See, told you it would be dumb.

Whatever, I'm actually late for my ghost hunting job anyway.

- (voice-over) Coming up on Ghost Hunters.

- I know there's a ghost up here!

There's a ghost in here.

Whoaaaaaa!

Oh my god! There it is!

I caught the ghost!

Oh my god!

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