Name: 如果浪漫的電影是真實的 (IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:06:50.000Z
Duration: 4 min 40 s
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(boyfriend) Nah-uh! 
I love you times infinity!

God, I wish I had 
a girlfriend like Ramona Flowers.

I would totally fight 
seven evil exes to be with her.

No, you definitely, definitely would not.

I mean, just imagine 
what it would be like

Oh my god, man,
I've gone over this with you

with every single subject
over the past five years

Okay, look, romantic movies 
would suck if they were like real life.

I'd like you to meet 
my very special guest tonight.

(rough voice) Hey, 
I got a two for one special

- What? What? What? What?
- What's wrong with you?!

All right, sugar tits, 
it's gonna be $10.00.

Sweet, I could've just paid
for this the whole time?

- (skin sizzles)
- Global warming's not real, my ass!

Okay, we've already 
been through 49 shades,

please, for the love of god,
tell me this one works!

(southern twang) It's terrible 
how we have to hide our love.

Um, you know gay marriage 
is legal in, like, 36 states now, right?

I'm not gonna let your cynicism
ruin my view of love.

I was wondering, uh, 
could I be your boyfriend?

Sure, but first you have 
to defeat my seven evil exes.

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如果浪漫的電影是真實的 (IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL)

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