Name: 預算中的電影! (Movies on a Budget!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:06:49.000Z
Duration: 7 min 57 s

第二類條件句型

Hey guys, so if you followed me on Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, all my other social media.

大家好，假如你有在推特，臉書和其他社群追蹤我的話，

情態副詞

You probably already know this, but the movie that I filmed a year ago is finally coming out.

你們應該知道...我去年拍的電影終於上映(出來)啦

And also it's coming out as in like....you can watch it online.

而上映的意思就是...可以線上看

But anyway, and just for those that don't already know

反正，先跟不知道的人說一下，就是～

If you do choose to watch it, it's not gonna be like one of my videos.

如果你真的要看，這部電影不會像我平時拍的影片那樣。

It's a thriller/horror and I only acted in it.

它是一部驚悚/恐怖片，而我只是在內的一位演員。

I didn't write it or direct it or anything because if I did I would probably ruin it.

劇不是我編的，片不是我導的，
因為我應該會把一切給蹧蹋掉

And actually that thought alone kinda got me thinking:

其實，那個想法就給我一個點子

A lot of you guys are always telling me that I should actually direct real movies and mainstream movies

有超多人一直叫我拍一部真正的電影

I'm telling you right now that is a terrible idea, I would ruin your favourite movie.

我現在就告訴你：這是個很爛的點子，我會把你心愛的電影給用毀掉

And not just because I would turn everything into a joke, but mainstream movies are nothing like making these videos.

並不只因為我會把一切都拍成一個笑話，是因為主流電影跟我拍的影片沾不上邊。

They have crazy expensive budgets with huge sets, stunts, really good acting.

他們成本超高，超強特技，演員也有很好的演技

It's just an all around huge gigantic professional production crew.

他們就是擁有超強大的製作團隊

Which is why I picked some of the most expensive movies ever made and recreated them to show you guys what they would look on low budget.

And more importantly what they would look like if I directed them.

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［嘆氣］

這就是為啥我把歷史中成本最高的電影
全都拍成低成本電影給你們看

［變形金剛系列］博派～變形！

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嗶吧嗶嗶噗

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啊！找到停車位了！

MY SPOT BABY!! YOU GOTTA FIND ANOTHER ONE

我贏勒～～～～～～～～～～～

我的！我的停車位！你再去找別的唄！

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歐比王根本沒有跟你提過你的父親

不不不。你是在說什麼狗屁＊嗶＊（消音）

吪...就像我剛說的，這就是低成本製作出的電影

好啦，都是開玩笑的
如果哪天我認真的製作一部認真的電影

不會像這些滑稽的短片一樣... 會更糟的

跟以前一樣，我總是在構思主題時的偏掉了

我原本應該跟你們說這部電影的；
但你們也知道的，我又沒有這麼做了

電影製作人原本希望我做個影片宣傳，
結果我做了這個短片

因為我才不是什麼直銷，
我才不會用我的頻道去宣傳任何東西，好嗎？

我才不會跟你們說：電影就在今天9/16週五上映，
所以你們才會上網購買

我絕對不會告訴你這些的
（嗯！我絕對不會相信的！）

我不是什麼愛搞促銷的貨，
整天告訴你們去看你們根本不想看的東西

我永遠不會那麼做的！
我挺身告訴那些貪懶的製作人說：這是我的頻道ＯＫ？

這是我的頻道！我有道德觀的！
我不會就這樣告訴大家：你們可以去Tellmehowide.com購買影片喔！

只要美金9.99在TELLMEHOWIDIE.COM喔
只要美金9.99在TELLMEHOWIDIE.COM喔

我告訴他們，我是比那些更好的人，
我告訴他們我說的那些話...

好了大家，認真的現在，
電影今天上映了，我就只是要說這個而已

Obi-Wan never told you about your father.

如果你有一小時閑空，還有美金10元想要找零的話，
去看看電影吧，我認真覺得很好看的

再次提醒，這是部低成本製作的電影；
不過我認為成品很好看的

如果你想瞭解更多，只要按影片下面完整資訊那就好

如果你們不想看，完全沒關係，
我們就下週見啦，在這裡

下一集，達斯魔理：達斯維達還有另一個兒子！

我是... 同性戀！！！！（電影出來）

When it comes to 22 year old Luke Skywalker.

And like I said that's what would happen if you gave us these expensive movies to make.

Obviously this wasn't serious at all. One day when I do make an actual legit movie a legit feature film

it's not gonna be like this ridiculous skits, it's gonna be a lot worse.

When I was writing this video I've got completely off topic as usual.

This video was supposed to be telling you guys about the movie that I did but once again I didn't do that.

And actually the producers of the movie wanted me to do a video promoting... you know... this movie but I did this instead.

And you know why I'm not doing all this promo?

Cause I'm not some kinda sellout, okay? That's just gonna use my YouTube channel to promote things, okay?

You know I'm not gonna tell you guys that oooh-- the movie comes out today, September the 16th, the Friday so you can get it online anywhere.

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