Now, I'm told to ask these questions.

我被囑託要問這些問題

I don't care.

我一點也不在乎(這些事情)

I don't.

我完全不在乎

But supposedly, there's a song about Nick Jonas in here.

但據說這張專輯裡有一首歌是有關尼克·強納斯的

And because you just claimed to be so honest,

而妳剛剛也說妳會很誠實

I feel like you should be honest with that answer.

我認為妳應該要誠實回答這個問題

- Well, you don't care, so--

- 但妳說妳不在乎，所以...

- I don't care, but they do.

- 我是不在乎啊，但其他人在乎

- I don't think they do.

- 我不認為有人在乎

- Yeah, no, they do.

- 沒有哦，他們在乎

They really do.

他們超級在乎

- No, I don't think they--

- 不，我不覺得他們...

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

(觀眾歡呼)

You know, something that I will always keep to myself

有些事情我一直以來都不太跟別人說

is who I write my songs about.

例如我寫的歌是關於誰

- I see.

- 了解

OK.

好

So it's probably about him.

所以有可能是關於他

Well, you're just best friends.

你們是好朋友呀

You and Nick are friends.

妳和尼克是朋友

- Yeah.

- 是啊

So he plays songs for you

所以他演唱了關於妳的歌

and you hear his songs that he writes.

然後聽到他寫的那些歌後

And you play songs for him, as friends do.

妳也為他寫了歌，就像朋友一樣

- That's what-- yeah.

- 事情是...是啊

- Yeah.

- 對呀

- You don't care.

- 反正妳又不在乎

- I don't care at all.

- 我是完全不在乎啊

- OK.

- 好

- What do I care?

- 我幹嘛在乎？

I don't care about this.

我不在乎這件事

You know what I do care about, though?

但妳知道我在乎的是什麼事嗎？

- What?

- 什麼？

- Because I like you so much, and you always tell me

- 我很喜歡妳，而妳也總是告訴我

how much you like me, right?

妳有多麽喜歡我，對吧？

- Yes, I love you.

- 是啊，我愛妳

- Yeah, you love me.

- 是吼，妳愛我

But then I'm watching Jimmy Fallon the other night--

但有天我在收看吉米・法隆的節目時...

- No!

- 不！！！

- Yes.

- 是

Yes.

是的

Yeah, I watch other television shows,

我也會看其他的電視節目

and I watched Jimmy Fallon.

然後我看了吉米・法隆的節目

- I can explain.

- 我可以解釋！

- No, no.

- 不，不必

Let's just all watch together.

我們直接一起收看這段影片吧

- No!

- 不要！

- My friend who loves me, let's just watch.

- 這位宣稱愛我的朋友，我們一起來看這段影片吧

[VIDEO PLAYBACK]

(影片播放)

- Demi!

- 黛咪！

Oh!

喔！

Demi!

黛咪！

You look gorgeous.

妳看起來美呆了

- Jimmy!

- 吉米！

- Welcome back to the show.

- 歡迎又來上我的節目

- Thank you.

- 謝謝

- I love having you on.

- 妳來我很高興

You know that.

妳知道的

- I love being here.

- 我也很愛來這裡

- You do?

- 真的嗎？

- This is my favorite.

- 這節目是我的最愛

[END PLAYBACK]

(影片播放完畢)

- No!

- 不！！！

No!

不！！！！！

No!

不！

My favorite in New York.

應該是我在紐約的最愛才對

- Did they edit that part out?

- 他們把那段剪掉了嗎？

- They edited it out.

- 他們是把那段剪掉了

- It seemed like you were done talking.

- 但妳看起來已經講完了

- They edited it out.

- 他們把那段話剪掉了啦

- No, it didn't seem like you were continuing talking.

- 才沒有，妳看起來根本不像是要接著繼續講話

- You know what, it's funny, because you

- 有趣的是

know how talk shows work.

妳應該知道脫口秀是怎麼運作的

- Yeah.

- 是啊

- They talk, and they cut you off.

- 他們講話，然後打斷你的話

- I see.

- 了解

Yeah, well, Jimmy's like that.

所以吉米就是那樣的人

He'll cut you off.

他會打斷妳的話

He's not like me, that would allow you

他不像我會讓妳講

to say what you really feel.

妳真實的感受

- You know what?

- 妳知道嗎

It's true.

妳說的是事實

- Yeah.

- 是啊

So tell me how you feel about me.

那現在告訴我妳對我有什麼感覺

- Ellen?

- 艾倫

- Yes?

- 嗯哼？

- I want to ruin the friendship with you.

- 我想和妳一起毀了這段友情

- What?

- 什麼？

- Ruin the friendship is the title of the song

- 毀了這段友情 (歌名可譯作跨越友情)是一首歌的歌名

that we were talking about earlier.

我們不久前才提到的

- Oh.

- 哦～

- Yes.

- 是的

- You're breaking up with me?

- 妳的意思是要跟我分手？

- No, it's a good song.

- 不是啦，這是一首正面的歌

- OK.

- 好

- It's a good thing.

- 那是一件好事

- All right.

- 好的

- It means I'm secretly in love with you.

- 意思是我偷偷地愛著妳

- Oh.

- 哦

- I'm not secretly in love with Jimmy.

- 我並沒有偷偷地愛著吉米

- No, you're secretly in love with me.

- 不，妳是偷偷地愛著我

- I am.

- 我是

- And the secret is out.

- 現在這個秘密曝光了

- The secret is out!

- 秘密揭曉

- Ah, thank you.

- 謝謝

Ah, thank you.

哦，謝謝

All right.

好

Good.

很好

So we're best friends.

所以我們是最好的朋友

- Yes.

- 是的

- OK, good.

- 好，很好

All right.

好

Because I heard because he gave you pickles or something--

因為我聽說他給了妳醃小黃瓜還什麼東西

- Yeah.

- 對啊

- That's why you liked him so much?

- 所以妳才這麼愛他嗎？

It's that easy?

就這麼簡單？

- Whoa.

- 哇

- Hey, Andy?

- 嘿，安迪

Come on out with the gift.

把那個禮物拿過來

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

(觀眾鼓掌)

Just set that right there.

把它放那邊就行了

- Thank you, Andy.

- 安迪，謝謝你

- Are those the kind you like?

- 那是妳喜歡的種類嗎？

- Those are the kind I like.

- 那是我喜歡的種類

Those are the best kind.

最棒的那種

- OK.

- 好

Well, then, how--

那...

- I'm sorry, Jimmy.

- 吉米，抱歉了

- Yeah.

- 好

Don't apologize to him.

不要跟他道歉啦

Who cares about him?

誰在乎他啊

You love me.

妳愛的是我

- I love you.

- 我愛妳

- You love me.

- 對，妳愛我

- I love you.

- 我愛妳