being obsessed with sex and hot dudes

and since I look like I’m twelve

it’s creepy when I show off my boobs

I broke into this guy’s house

cos I’m totally obsessed with him

can’t keep my hands to myself

got to touch everything owned by him

I touch his shirts and his dockers

because I’m a crazy stalker

and his socks, his shoes, and all his ties

I know if I touch everything he’ll have no choice but to love me

like his brush, his floss, and his nail file

Can’t keep my hands to myself

Hey you! What the hell?

Who are you? What is your deal?

I like how that feels

I have to touch all his food

and this oven used for cooking it

that doesn’t feel very good

Wow Selena you are dumb as shit!

Selena!

What are you doin in my house?

I thought I told you to stay out

Also why are you fondling my ice?

Justin my dear I still love you

so I decided to stalk you!

And touching your things it feels so nice

Well keep your hands to yourself!

No stop what the hell!?

What’s going on!?

I can’t tell

can’t control myself

Your hands are under some spell

like they have minds of themselves

it must be demons from hell!

Evil time to be expelled!

WHAT THE HELL!

OH GOD!

Get off me! Oh no! What are you doing? No! Not the penis!

Translation and lyrics by: Frank Traductor

Can’t keep my hands to myself!