Mommy, why is daddy doing this to me?

媽咪，為什麼爹地要這樣對我？

I do not find this funny at all!

我覺得一點也不好玩！

As a matter of fact, I find this to be a child abuse.

事實上我覺得這是虐待兒童

Do you have a number for DYFS?

你有兒童保護機構的電話嗎？

Oh......!

噢......！

Mommyyyy!

媽咪！

Mommmyyyy!

媽咪！

Stop him now!

快阻止他！

Why is my voice so deep?

為什麼我的聲音這麼低？

I do not know.

我不知道

Maybe because I'm a baby

或許是因為我是個嬰兒

and I don't have a voice on my own.

所以我沒有自己的聲音

This is confusing.

這太複雜了

I still don't understand why you're not helping me mommy!

我還是不懂你為什麼不幫我，媽咪！

Mommyyyy!

媽咪！

Mommyyyy!!!

媽咪！

(hahahaha)

（笑聲）