Uh, for a minute, uh, her name is Taylor Swift and, um, good.

她叫泰勒-斯威夫特 很好

I didn't know if you'd heard of her.

我不知道你是否聽說過她。

She's a friend of mine.

她是我的一個朋友。

And, uh, so te te uh, uh, her new album, Tete album comes out in November.

她的新專輯《Tete》將於 11 月發行。

Uh, listen to this, her music video for, look, what you made me do has been viewed over 425 million times.

聽著，她的音樂錄影帶 "看，你讓我做的事 "已經被播放了超過4.25億次。

$125 million.

1.25 億美元。

Ok.

好的。

So this gave me an idea, think about that 425 million times.

這讓我有了一個想法，想想看，4.25 億次。

If you've seen Taylor's music video, put $1 in an envelope and send it to hand in hand, hurricane relief.

如果您看過泰勒的音樂錄影帶，請在信封裡放上 1 美元，寄給手拉手颶風救援組織。

That's just all you have to do anyway.

反正你只需要做這些。

It's a great video.

這是一段很棒的視頻。

Have you seen the video?

你看過視頻嗎？

I thought it was, ok.

我想是的，好吧。

I thought it was good.

我覺得很不錯。

It was, um, it could have been better.

嗯，本來可以更好的。

The original, I was in the original and, um, because I'm part of her squad and apparently she cut me out.

原版中，我在原版中，嗯，因為我是她戰隊的一員，顯然她把我刪掉了。

I don't know, she's threatened by me sometimes and, uh, nice try ta ta because I got my hands on the real video.

我不知道，她有時會受到我的威脅，呃，不錯的嘗試，因為我拿到了真正的視頻。

And so I'm gonna share it with all of you for the first time.

是以，我將首次與大家分享。

Bye.

再見。

Like your when so cool.

喜歡你的酷

You hello?

喂？

Hey KK, I got a little question for you.

嘿，KK，我有個小問題要問你。

The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.

老泰勒現在不能接電話。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because she's dead.

因為她已經死了

Well, then, who am I playing footsies with?

那麼，我在和誰玩腳球？

Somebody's got a little attitude today, huh?

今天有人態度不好，是吧？

What's up Taylor?

怎麼了，泰勒？

I thought you were dead.

我以為你死了

I brought my girls too.

我把我的女兒們也帶來了。

What's up ladies?

女士們，你們好嗎？

Yep.

是的。

My girls not talking about these.

我的女兒們都不喜歡這些。

You are so fake.

你太假了

Uh huh.

嗯哼

Yep.

是的。

That's my girl tipsy.

我的女孩喝醉了

And, uh, it's Carla Kardashian.

我是卡拉-卡戴珊

She is a hot mess.

她真是一團糟。

I'll tell you that.

我會告訴你的。

And then we got, uh, Trixie Ellen and we got cowboy Ellen.

然後我們有了特里克茜-艾倫 還有牛仔艾倫

Glamorous Ellen.

迷人的艾倫

We got Magic Michelle Ellen.

我們有 "魔術師 "米歇爾-艾倫

Let's talk that chick.

我們來談談那個小妞吧

Well, that's just, uh, twerking Ellen got a great, but one of my favorites.

嗯，這只是，呃，扭臀艾倫得到了一個偉大的，但我的最愛之一。

Well, I mean, they're all my favorites.

嗯，我是說，他們都是我的最愛。

We out.

我們出去了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

I wanna get as many views as Taylor.

我想獲得和泰勒一樣多的瀏覽量。

So we're gonna sit here and watch that 425 million roll it.

所以我們要坐在這裡 看著那4.25億滾滾而來