You will make a game about me

你就要做一個關於我的遊戲

Fine, but you will never win...

好 但是你永遠都不會贏的

wait does...

等等 這

does this means I won?

這意味著我贏了?

what the

三ㄒㄧ...

from Japan?

來自日本?

What the hell is this?

這啥阿??

wait

等

Hello I am Mario

安安 我是馬力歐~

What the hell is this?

這殺洨啦?

I don't talk like that

我沒那麼說喔