we came to negotiate peace

我們是來協商和平條約的

and we have a cake

我們還帶了蛋糕

thank you

謝謝

thank you

謝謝你們

can we come in?

我們可進去嗎?

no

不行

what? why not?

什麼?為何不行?

I have something important

我有一些很重要的事

I have some...

我有一些...

I have someone visiting me ... yeah!

有一個人來拜訪我...對!

yeah I have someone visiting me

對，有一個人來拜訪我

oh...

哦...

okay...

好吧...

but thanks for the cake

但是謝謝你們的蛋糕

they are gone now

現在他們走了

it's just us

就只剩下我們了

it's gonna be okay

一切都會沒事

here have some cake

這裡有些蛋糕

oh what did you say?

哦，你剛剛說什麼?

you can't eat it?

你沒辦法吃它?

oh that's too bad...

喔，那真是太糟了...

commonwealth time baby

聯邦時間，寶貝

nope

不

long live Ottoman empire

願鄂圖曼帝國長存

nope

不

Serbia is going down!

塞爾維亞死定了!

nope

不

this... this will be mine

這個...這個將會是我的

nope

不

hey

嘿

nope

不

9/11

9/11恐攻

I will never forget it

我永遠不會忘記

Holocaust it was horrible

大屠殺，那真是太可怕了

Hiroshima and Nagasaki never forget

廣島和長崎的原爆，永遠忘不了

7 - 1

7比1

horrible memories

可怕的回憶

what the?

你搞什麼?

buddies?

兄弟?

buddies

兄弟

I have no buddies

我從來就都沒有兄弟

get it off me

離開我的身體

get it off me

離開我的身體

get it off me!

離開我的身體!

god dammit

該死

It's pretty chilly here

這裡有點冷

yeah I should have taken my t shirt

嗯，我應該要帶我的短袖汗衫出來的

Guys have you seen America?

各位，你們有人看見美國嗎?

I think he won't be able to handle the cold

我想他無法抵禦這種寒冷

good one

真好笑

he is probably dead already

他大該已經死了

just resting I'm fine

我很好，只是休息一下

good life

美好的人生

freedom

自由

what the?

搞什麼?

finally independent

終於獨立了

Am I fine?

我還好嗎?

Someone help me please

誰快來幫幫我，拜託

is anyone doctor here?

這裡有人是醫生嗎?

I need help!

我需要幫助!

Ahh yes yes... I am doctor!

阿 對 對...我就是醫生!

mmm yeah let's see

姆 好 讓我們來看看

yes

沒錯

okay yeah

好的 沒錯

I'm afraid ...

我很遺憾...

yeah I'm afraid you got a disease called independence

對 我很遺憾你恐怕得到一種叫做獨立的疾病

what?

啥?

Don't worry it will all be over soon

不用擔心，它很快就過去了

trust me it's not painful

相信我，這不會很痛

feeling better?

感覺好點了嗎?

yeah...

對...

so much better

好非常多了

the floor is lava

地板是岩漿

don't worry guys I will save you

各位不用擔心，我會救你們

I will save you guys!

我會救你們，各位!

Don't worry I will save you guys, don't worry

各位不用擔心，我會救你們，不用擔心

so much fun

真是有趣

that looks fun

那看起來很有趣

what kind of mountain is this?

這是什麼樣的山?

oh no It's not a mountain

喔 不，這不是山

it's your economy curve

這是你的經濟曲線