For the last time no

這是我最後一次跟你說了，不

then you don't give me a choice

你別讓我別無選擇

are you sure you wanna do that?

你確定你要這麼做?

I can spare you for Transylvania

我大可你饒了你，只要你交出外西凡尼亞

go to hell!

下地獄吧!

I'll just go and take it myself

我會自己去拿

You fool you forgot I am vampire

你這白癡，我可是吸血鬼啊 (注:羅馬尼亞為吸血鬼發源地)

I cannot die

我死不了

what a coincidence

真巧

because I am vampire hunter

因為我就是吸血鬼獵人

merry Christmas I got a present for you

聖誕快樂，我爲你準備了一個禮物

new tea set? thank you Poland

新的茶具?謝謝你，波蘭

I have something for you as well

我也有個好東西要送你

It's bran new so you can keep up the good work

這是全新的，讓你可以繼續做好你的工作

You can go try it out now

你可以現在就去試試看

wow.... yeah...

噢...嗯...

this is great

真棒...

thank you so much

真謝謝你...

yeah

嗯...

it has new vibrate feature

它有新的振動功能

and AI

和人工智慧

so it will help you to do the hard work

可以幫助你完成更複雜的工作

stupid England and stupid presents

愚蠢的英格蘭和爛禮物

worst Christmas ever

史上最糟的聖誕節

I'm gonna show him

我會證明給他看的

wait a second

等等...

the new vibrate feature

新的振動功能

yes.... he he he he

很好...嘿嘿嘿嘿

sleep tight

祝你好眠

sleep tight

祝你好眠

oh shit what the hell

噢靠發生什麼事

*this is pilot speaking we have some problems with the engine*

*這裡是機長室，我們的引擎出了點問題*

*please stay calm, we need to lose some weight*

*請保持冷靜，我們需要減輕些重量*

*we cannot land until we lose some weight*

*我們得減輕些重量，否則無法降落*

oh shit...

糟了個糕...

guys

各位...

I will take this for the team

我會幫你們搞定的

long live freedom

自由萬歲!

*we are still to heavy*

*我們還是太重了*

I guess we don't have a choice

我猜我們別無選擇了

long live the queen

女王萬歲!

*we cannot land until we lose some weight*

*我們還是太重了*

guys?

各位?

long live Nordic Cooperation

北歐萬歲!

space?

太空?

space?

太空?

space?

太空?

has anyone seen my space?

有人看見我的太空嗎?

anyone?

有嗎?

space?

太空?

what are you looking for Poland?

你在找什麼，波蘭?

I'm looking for my space

我在找我的太空

have you seen my space?

你有看到我的太空嗎?

look!

聽著!

we discussed this many times

我們討論過很多次了

Poland cannot into space

波蘭不能上太空

What do you mean? everyone can into space

你這什麼意思?任何人都可以上太空

I just need to find it

我只是需要找到它

I just need to find my space

我只是需要找到我的太空

I found your space Poland

波蘭，我找到你的空白鍵了!

Ahhh... yes ! Finally

噢...耶!終於

Thank you so much!

真謝謝你!

Ohhhh that kind of space

噢...原來是那種"太空"啊 (注:space有空白鍵的意味)

yeah my final peace to building spaceship

對阿，我火箭的最後零件

so I can get into space!

這樣我就能上太空了!

what?

什麼?

white man are coming, they will take our lands!

白人來了，他們會搶走我們的土地!

I know what to do!

我知道該怎麼辦!

I have a perfect plan for this! don't worry

我有個完美的計畫，不用擔心

traveler must be starve have some grilled snake

旅行者一定餓了，來點烤蛇吧

gross!

噁心!

I don't wanna colonize this culture

我不想殖民這種鬼地方

*creep intensifies*

*陰險表情*

traveler must be thirst, have some rot milk

旅行者一定渴了，來點發酸的牛奶吧

what?

什麼?

where is tea? I'm done with these lands!

難道沒有茶嗎?我受夠你們了!

*crazy intensifies*

*陰險表情*

traveler have some frog leg soup

來點青蛙湯吧，旅行者

ooo my favorite nom nom

噢~我的最愛

what?

什麼?

hon hon hon

哼哼哼~

hon hon hon

哼哼哼~

hon hon hon

哼哼哼~