As a boy growing up in East Texas, there were three things I could count on.

身為一個在德州東部長大的男孩，我有三件事可以指望

There, I played.

好啦，我玩過了

God, Football, and Family.

上帝、足球、 家人

Let's pray.

我們來禱告

A moment please.

麻煩稍等

He can hold hands, it won't kill him.

你可以跟他牽手，那不會要你的命

We don't know that.

你怎麼知道

Did you wash your hands before dinner?

你吃飯前有洗手嗎？

None of your business.

干你什麼事

Hence the mittens.

這解釋了手套的必要

Needless to say, I wouldn't touch my brothers hand

不必多言，多虧了乾洗手液的發明

until 17 years later, thanks to the invention of Purell.

我直到十七年後才碰了我哥的手

Admit it, he's adopted.

承認吧！他是領養來的

Young Sheldon, CBS this Fall.

《少年謝爾頓》，今年秋季在CBS電視台播出