Hey Apple! - What? What? What is it?

嘿蘋果! - 幹嘛？怎麼了？發生什麼事？

Orange you glad that I didn't say apple again?

你是不是「橘歡喜」我沒有再說一次蘋果啊？ (註：orange you「橘子你」跟 aren’t you「你是不是」發音相似。)

Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.

喔，你說這個笑話的前四百次是很好笑

Hey Apple!

嘿蘋果！

What?

又怎麼了？

You look fruity!

你看起來很水果耶！( fruity 也有娘娘腔的意思)

Yeah, that was hilarious.

喔這真是爆笑！

Hey, hey Apple!

嘿，嘿蘋果！

What?

怎樣？

Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?

你可以在十秒內做十個伏地挺身嗎？

What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms!

這是什麼鬼問題？我又沒有手臂！

How am I gonna do one push-up?

我連一個伏地挺身都沒辦法做好嗎？

Hey!

嘿！

What?

怎樣？

Hey Apple!

嘿蘋果！

What?

什麼事？

Can you do this?

你可以做這個嗎？

NO!

不行！

Try it!

試試看啦！

No, stop it!

不要，你閉嘴

Okay, you've made your point! Stop it!

我了解你想表達的意思了，拜託你停下！

Would you please be quiet for crying out loud!

你可不可以不要再大吵大鬧了？

Would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds?

可以停止你的嘮叨廢話至少三秒以上嗎？

I can't even hear myself think!

我都沒辦法思考了！

AH!

啊！

Hey Apple!

嘿蘋果！

What?

怎樣？

Knife!

有刀刀！

Huh?

蛤？

I warned you!

我警告過你喔！

Ouch, well that looks like it hurts!

哇，那看起來很痛！

Tried to warn him!

我可是有警告過他了喔！