Oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking important.

老天，你們最好有很重要的事情

Is the meadow on fire?

是草地大火嗎？

No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain! Charlie!

查理才不是！我們找到了去糖果山的地圖，是糖果山耶！查理！

Yeah Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain!

查理，我們要去糖果山！

Come with us Charlie! - Yeah Charlie, it will be an adventure.

查理你要跟我們一起去！ - 對啊查理，這會是一場精彩的冒險！

We're going on an adventure! Charlie!

我們要去冒險了，查理！

Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.

好喔，糖果山，我可能現在要回去睡了！

No-oo-ooo! Charlie, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

不！查理，你一定要跟我們一起去糖果山！

Yeah Charlie. Candy Mountain, it's the land of sweets and joy ..

對啊查理，是糖果山，它是充滿甜點還有歡樂

and joyness.

跟歡樂的地方

Please stop bouncing on me!

拜託不要在我身上跳好嗎！

Candy Mountain Charlie! - Yeah Candy Mountain!

糖果山查理！ - 對！糖果山！

Alright fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain.

好啦，我會跟你們去糖果山

La La La La La La La La La La La La

惱人的哼歌

Enough with the singing already.

拜託你們閉嘴！

Our first stop is over there Charlie!

我們的第一站在那！查理！

Oh God, what is that?

我的老天，那個是什麼

It's a Liopleurodon Charlie! - A magical Liopleurodon!

它是滑齒龍欸，查理！ - 神秘的滑齒龍！

It's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain.

它會告訴我們糖果山在哪裡！

All right guys, you do know there is no actual Candy Mountain right?

拜託，你們知道這個「糖果山」不是真的存在吧？

Shun the non-believer! - Shunnn! - Shunnnnnah!

不相信的人不能說話！ - 噓！ - 噓！

Yeah.

好吧

Roar sound

滑齒龍叫聲

It has spoken! - It has told us the way!

它說話了！ - 它指引了我們方向！

It didn't say anything!

它什麼都沒說好嗎！

It's just over this bridge Charlie, this magical bridge of hope and wonder!

只要跨過這道橋查理，這是一個充滿希望和驚喜的魔法橋！

Is anyone else like covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.

還有人也覺得這個橋快垮了嗎？我真的覺得我們不應該在這東西上

Charlie, Charli--ee, Charrr-leee, Charrrrr.

查理，喔查理，查理，查...

I'm right here what do you want?

我就在這裡，你要幹嘛？

We're on a bridge Charlie!

我們在橋上耶，查理！

We're here.

我們到了！

Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain!

好吧，誰知道呢，真的有個糖果山...

Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

糖果山，喔糖果山，你讓我充滿甜甜又糖糖的美好

Go inside the Candy Mountain cave Charlie!

進去糖果山的洞穴吧查理！

Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.

查理，快進去！你一進去就會有奇妙的驚喜發生！

Yeah thanks! But no, thanks, I'm going to stay out here.

謝啦，但不要，我要在外面待著！

But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave Charlie!

但是你一定要進去糖果山的糖果洞穴，查理！

--Music intro--

前奏下

Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up,

當你失落，需要被鼓舞的時候

then just head right up to the Candy Mountain cave!

只要進入糖果山的糖果洞穴！

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,

一進去，你就發現你在一個快樂之地

and such a happy and joyful and perky merry land!

是個如此快樂又愉快、神奇而輕鬆之地！

They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things.

這裡有棒棒糖、口香糖和所有糖果東東

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.

一切會讓你的日子快活起來的東西！

It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town!

在糖果城，你永遠沒辦法皺眉！

It's the mecca of love and candy cave.

這裡是愛的聖地和糖果洞穴！

They've got jelly beans and coconuts and little hats.

這裡還有糖豆、椰子跟小小帽子

Candy wraps, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets!

小糖果、巧克力蝙蝠，就是個甜點仙境！

Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band.

搭上糖果列車到鎮上，再聽聽糖果樂團

Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land!

糖果大鐘是大家在遊行糖果天地的甜點！

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground.

櫻桃泉水不斷湧出鋪天蓋地

Turn around, it astounds, its a dancing candy tree

轉過身，你會嚇一跳！原來是跳舞的糖果樹！

and the candy cane imagination runs so free!

在這裡糖果想像力不受限！

So, now Charlie please will you go into the cave?

所以查理，你要進來糖果洞穴嗎？

Alright fine, I'll go into the freak'in candy cave!

好好好！我會進去該死的糖果洞穴

This had better be good.

最好不要給我出什麼錯！

Yeahhhh - Goodbye Charlie - Yeah, goodbye Charlie!

耶！ - 查理掰！ - 對，查理掰了！

Goodbye what?

掰什麼掰？

Hey! What's going on here?

發生什麼事？

Hello? Who is that?

嗨？這是誰？

Oh god, what happened?

天阿，發生什麼事了？

God! They took my freak'in kidney!

該死，他們偷了我的腎！

--Music---

音樂下