What's going on here?

現在是發生了什麼事？

I'm university, and I'm giving you an education.

我是大學，而我要來教育你

Kind of feels like I'm being robbed.

感覺起來像我被搶劫了

Yeah, that's the point this video is trying to make.

是啊，這就是這個影片想要告訴大家的事

Tag your friends.

快標記你的朋友來看

Right, so you think you can just point that gun at me, and I'll do whatever you want.

好，所以你覺得你可以就這樣把槍指著我，逼我做任何你想要的事情

This isn't a gun.

這不是一把槍

It's much scarier.

它恐怖多了

It's a student debt.

這是學生債務

Whoa... Ok.

哇⋯⋯ 好

Let's not get carried away.

讓我們先別被沖昏頭了

What are you gonna do with that?

你要用那個做什麼？

This is your parent's expectations.

這是你爸媽的期待

Well that looks like you can do some serious long-term damage.

看起來你能用那東西給予我很嚴重的長期傷害

Ok, look. Maybe we can come to an understanding, an agreement!

好，你看，或與我們能夠互相理解，達成共識！

Because you're being so difficult, I'm also gonna take your self-worth, your sense of purpose, and your social life.

因為你讓我很為難，我決定也拿走你的自尊、你的決心、還有你的社交生活

You gotta leave me of something.

你好歹留點什麼給我吧！

Ok, then, have this degree.

好吧，那你可以拿到這個學位

What am I meant to do with this?

我要拿這個大學學位幹嘛？

Aw, it's... it's worthless!

噢，它一點價值都沒有！