This episode: Poppy!

本集主題：Poppy

- (softly) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy，我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy. - What?

(我是Poppy) -什麼?

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. I am Poppy.

(我是Poppy，我是Poppy)

- Okay, what is this?

好吧，這是什麼?

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy. - What is Poppy?

(我是Poppy) Poppy是什麼?

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy. - I know you're Poppy.

(我是Poppy) -我知道妳是Poppy

- Hi there, Poppy.

哈囉 Poppy

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. - No.

(我是Poppy) 不

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

I'm Poppy. - She's super pale.

(我是Poppy) 她看起來好蒼白

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

- Stop saying the same words over and over!

不要一直重複同一句話！

- This is just annoying.

這很煩

- (Poppy) I'm Poppy.

(我是Poppy)

- Not weird at all. Just... natural.

一點都不奇怪。很...正常

- That was so weird! She scares me.

那好詭異，她嚇到我了

- What did I just watch?

我看了什麼?

- (FBE) This video was actually cut down.

(這其實是剪接過的影片)

The full video is actually over ten minutes long.

(完整的影片超過十分鐘)

- Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎?

- You don't want to listen to the same thing over and over

你不會想要一直聽一樣的話

and it gets so annoying.

然後覺得很煩

- See, I couldn't finish that.

我都沒辦法看完了

Is there a meaning to it?

這有什麼意義嗎?

♪ (synthesizer playing) ♪

(合成音樂)

- (Poppy) Hey.

(嘿)

- What do you want?

你想幹嘛

- (Poppy) Come on down here.

(下來這裡)

- Please, no!

拜託不要!

- I don't want to come down there with you.

我不想和妳一起下去那裡

♪ (synthesizer plays) ♪

(合成音樂)

- (Poppy) Hi, I'm Poppy. - You're freaking me out.

-嗨，我是Poppy -妳嚇死我了

- (Poppy) I wanted to see you. - What the heck?

-我想看看你 -什麼鬼?

- (Poppy) Thanks for coming down here with me.

謝謝你和我一起下來這裡

♪ (music steadily growing creepier) ♪

(音樂越來越詭異)

- She's like a creepy doll.

她看起來像個詭異的娃娃

- That one was creepy.

那個真詭異

- Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.

現在我不敢睡了

- That music is really creepy.

背景音樂真的很詭異

- Eugggh! I got chills got in my spine.

呃啊！我背脊發涼了

- In this video, I'm gonna talk about how happy I am.

在這部影片裡，我要說說我有多快樂

How happy are you? - Not happy now!

你有多快樂？ -現在並不快樂！

- (Poppy) Are you happy most of the time?

你通常都很快樂嗎？

- This music sounds like a murder scene.

這背景音樂聽起來像發生謀殺案

- (Poppy) Are you happy all the time?

你一直都很快樂嗎？

(gasping) Oh no! - I hate you!

(喔不！) 我討厭妳！

- (demonic voice) Poppy, tell them about how much you hate me.

Poppy，告訴他們你有多討厭我

Tell them!

告訴他們！

Poppy, tell them about-- - Oh god!

-Poppy，告訴他們 -喔天啊

- What the heck?!

什麼鬼？

- (Poppy) But I don't hate you.

(但我不討厭你)

- (demonic voice) Come on, you hate me, remember?

拜託，妳討厭我，記得嗎?

- This is so creepy.

這好詭異

- (demonic voice) Bye. (poof)

掰

- Pew!

蹦!

- (Poppy) Bye.

掰

- What the heck?!

什麼鬼？！

This is getting creepier.

這越來越詭異了

- For some reason, I just want to watch more.

基於某種理由，我想多看一點

What are you doing to my emotions, Poppy?

妳對我的情緒做了什麼？Poppy？

♪ (unsettling music) ♪

(詭異音樂)

- (Poppy) I breath new life into my telephone

我的手機一充電

with every charge.

我的人生又注入新的能量

My telephone defines me.

我的手機定義了我是誰

- No, it doesn't.

不，它沒有

- (Poppy) When it is dead, so am I.

如果它壞了，我也會一起死去

That's how a lot of people are in real life though.

現實生活中，很多人就是這樣

She's trying to replicate a lot of people

她要表達很多人

that have a phone and if it's on low battery,

的手機一沒電

they're like, well, there goes my day.

他們就會覺得：「哎，今天結束了！」

- I think she's saying that technology is everything these days.

我想她要表達科技在現代是一切

Poppy, are you a robot?

Poppy，妳是機器人嗎?

I've been waiting so long for this moment,

我為此刻等了好久

but we're finally interviewing this plant.

但我們終於能訪問這棵植物！

- Okay.

好吧

- (Poppy) ...interviewing this plant.

...訪問這棵植物！

- Dude, plants can't talk.

少來，植物不會說話

- (distorted voice) Hello, Poppy. Thank you so much for having me.

(變音) 哈囉Poppy，謝謝妳邀請我來

- (Poppy) When's the last time you really felt alive?

你上次察覺自己活著是什麼時候?

- This is, like, a basil plant.

這像是一株羅勒

Why do you need to talk to a plant?

為什麼你非得要和植物說話？

- (distorted voice) Some days I wake up, and I feel like I could take on the world,

(變音) 有時候我在早晨醒來，感覺自己彷彿可以掌握世界

full of life and energy.

充滿生命力和力量

And other days, I feel like the life has been sucked completely out of me.

其他時候，我覺得生活已經完全吸收我的一切

- She's talking to a plant,

她在和植物說話

and the plant's talking back.

那植物還會回答

- (distorted voice) You know, I often get down on myself

妳知道，我經常對自己失望

because of the way I look.

因為我的外表

I find myself wishing I was born a human.

我希望自己一出生就是人類

- (Poppy) Plants and humans aren't that different.

植物和人類也不是那麼截然不同的

- What?

什麼?

- (distorted voice) I guess that's true.

(變音) 我想那是真的

I just wish you would stop killing and eating us.

我只希望你們可以不要一直殺我們來吃

- (gasping)

(嘆氣)

- (distorted voice) It hurts when we die.

我們死的時候會痛

You just can't hear us scream.

你們只是聽不到我們尖叫

- Why is this happening?

為什麼會發生這種事?

- Too bad, we need-- we need food.

太糟糕了，我們需要食物

- (distorted voice) Thanks for not killing me, Poppy.

謝謝妳沒殺了我，Poppy

- (Poppy) I like this plant.

我喜歡這植物！

- Hmm. I think she's kind of talking about the meaning of life.

嗯，我想她是在說生命的意義

- I'm freaked out.

我要被嚇死了

- I think she's psychotic, you know, she's psychotic.

我想她是神經病

♪ (creepy lullaby music) ♪

(詭異搖籃曲)

- (Poppy) Like, follow, subscribe.

按讚，訂閱，分享

- Like and subscribe? I'm not gonna--

按讚訂閱？我才不要

I'm not gonna subscribe to you, weirdo.

我才不要訂閱妳，怪咖

- (Poppy) Numbers give my life meaning.

數字賦予了我的人生意義

- That's how a lot of people feel.

這就是很多人的想法

They'll do anything for likes.

他們願意為了讚數不擇手段

- (Poppy) I feel validated by your views.

你的觀看對我來說很珍貴

- She talks so slow.

她講得好慢

- (Poppy) If we have a like button, why don't we have a love button?

如果我們有讚，那為什麼沒有「愛」？

- Why?!

為什麼！？

♪ (creepy lullaby music) ♪

(詭異搖籃曲)

- (Poppy) I'm uploading a video to YouTube.

我在上傳Youtube影片

- That's just creepy.

那真的很詭異

- I don't like her at all.

我完全不喜歡她

Some of her videos are annoying, creepy, and all these weird things that I hate.

她的有些影片煩人、詭異，還有那些我討厭的東西

- I just want to set down my headphones, and leave,

我只想放下耳機走人

and run away right now!

然後跑走!

- (children) Question time!

問題時間！

- (FBE) Okay, so who was that girl? - Poppy, I'm guessing.

-好，所以她是誰? -Poppy，我猜

- "I'm Poppy.

我是Poppy

I AM Poppy."

我是Poppy

- If I saw that on YouTube, I'd probably just shut my computer off

如果我在YouTube看到這個，我可能會直接關電腦

and just walk away.

走開

- She's said creepy things in a cute kind of way,

她用可愛的方式說那些詭異的事情

but it didn't make it any cuter.

但它沒有任何可愛的感覺

It just made it more creepy.

只是感覺更詭異了

- (FBE) So this is a girl who calls herself That Poppy.

這是一個叫自己That Poppy的女孩

- Never heard of her.

沒聽過

- (FBE) What do you think of her? - I don't know.

(你對她有什麼想法?)我不知道

- I don't know. She's crazy.

我不知道，她好瘋狂

- She probably wants to murder people.

她或許想謀殺人

- You're probably doing that for subscribers,

你或許會為了訂閱數那麼做

but then it's, like, creepy.

但這很...詭異

I feel like I'm gonna have nightmares about it!

我感覺我要做惡夢了！

- She tries to be weird so people will watch her.

她試著用怪異來吸引大家看她的影片

Just like all the other weird people that try to do clickbait.

就像其他怪人用連接誘餌來增加點擊率一樣

- The only thing I didn't like about her was her eyes.

我唯一不喜歡的是她的眼睛

Like, she would just stare at you the whole time.

她從頭到尾，一直盯著你

And then everything else was good. I liked her a lot.

其他滿不錯，我很喜歡她

- (FBE) Poppy has over 100 videos so far,

Poppy有超過100部影片

and all of them are kind of like this. - Noooo!

而它們全都是這種風格 -不!

- Are they all in a white box?

它們是在一個白色箱子裡拍的嗎？

So she is in a psychotic place.

所以她是在一個瘋狂的地方

- You will not make me watch more of her videos!

你不要叫我看更多她的影片了！

- (FBE) And, in total, she has over 30 million views on YouTube so far.

而她總共有超過3000萬的觀看次數

- What?!

什麼！？

- Why would someone want to watch that?

為什麼會有人想看那個？

- (FBE) Would you say that you liked her videos?

你喜歡她的影片嗎?

- No!

不！

- No, that I don't like her videos.

不，我不喜歡她的影片

I like more funny stuff.

我喜歡有趣的東西

- Kind of.

算是

It doesn't, like, scare me,

它並沒有嚇到我

but still, like, it leads me to know what she's trying to tell me.

但它引導我知道她想表達的是什麼

- (FBE) Well, a lot of people are confused about Poppy.

很多人對Poppy 感到很困惑

- One of those people is me.

我是其中之一

- (FBE) Some people think that she's just being weird on purpose

有些人認為她只是為了想得到注意

to get attention, and then others think that this is almost like performance art,

其他人覺得這幾乎像一種表演藝術

and she has deeper messages with her videos.

然後影片裡有更深的涵義

What do you think? - I don't know!

-你怎麼想？ -我不知道！

Maybe there's some mental issues or something.

或許有些精神問題之類

- She's trying to be weird.

她試著讓自己詭異

- Deeper message.

深層涵義

I don't think it's possible for someone to be that creepy.

我不覺得誰能那麼詭異

- I would go with the second option, like performing arts.

我選第二個，像是表演藝術

She's trying to be someone else.

她試著演別人

- It's a little bit of both.

感覺兩個都是

She tried addressing social media and tried doing that,

她試著表達社群媒體上的各種問題

but the rest of the videos that didn't have anything to do with that,

但其他影片則不是

they were creepy!

它們超詭異！

- (FBE) So Poppy is also a pop singer.

Poppy也是個流行歌手

- What? How have I never heard of her?

什麼？那我怎麼沒聽過她？

- (FBE) She has a VEVO channel and she releases her music there,

她有個VEVO頻道，並在上面發佈音樂

so we're actually gonna show you a small part

所以我們要給你們聽一小段

of one of her music videos. - Great. No!

她的音樂 -很好，不

- Okay, as long as it's not creepy like the others.

好吧，只要它們不像其他的那麼詭異

- I don't know.

我不知道

When the questions came, I thought it was over.

當問題時間開始，我以為終於結束了

♪ (pop music) ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ 喔喔喔 ♪

- Flying eyeballs, really?

飛天眼球，真的嗎?

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ 喔喔喔 ♪

- Oh, jeez, that's a lot of money.

喔天啊，這很多錢

- Money!

錢！

- ♪ I used to think I was wrong ♪ - Yep, still creepy.

♪ 我以前以為我錯了♪ -嗯還是很詭異

Still creepy.

還是很詭異

- ♪ Gimme some of that cold cash ♪

♪ 給我點冰冷的錢♪

♪ I want to stuff it in my couch ♪

♪ 我想把它放在沙發上♪

- She looks like cotton candy.

她看起來像棉花糖

- ♪ I need them bricks to build my house ♪

♪ 我要它們成為我房子的磚塊♪

♪ Give me all of that, all of that... ♪

♪ 全部給我，全部...♪

- She doesn't seem weird now.

她現在沒很詭異

- ♪ If money can't buy happiness ♪

♪ 如果錢買不到快樂♪

♪ Then why is it so fabulous ♪

♪ 那它為什麼這麼棒♪

- Okay, it's in-between happy K-pop and shining dolls.

好吧，這像是開心的韓國流行歌和閃亮亮娃娃

- This music video is SO much better than her YouTube videos.

這部MV比她的其他影片好太多了

- That's good.

那很棒

It's not creepy.

它不太詭異

I mean, the visuals are kind of weird,

我是說，畫面是有點怪

but, other than that, the song is okay.

但除此之外，這首歌滿不錯

- (FBE) So seeing that Poppy is a pop singer,

所以Poppy是個流行歌手

do you think that these other videos are just being made

你覺得其他影片只是為了推廣她的音樂

to try to promote her music career, or do you think

或你覺得

she really is like she seems in those videos?

她真的像她其他的影片一樣？

- I think she's really how she seems in those videos.

我想她真的像影片裡一樣

If she's not in one, she should go to a mental hospital.

如果她不是，她應該去精神病院

- What my experience with YouTube stars

我看Youtube明星的經驗是

is that they do YouTube like theirselves.

他們在影片裡和在現實生活一樣

- Probably, she really is because she pretty much is the same

或許吧，她在她的MV裡感覺也

in her music videos as well.

差不多

- I think she's as weird as she seems in those videos

我想她和影片裡一樣奇怪

because if you look on her VEVO, then she's still weird.

因為如果你看看她的VEVO，她還是很怪

- It's the first one, where she tries to make people go listen to her music,

第一個，她要讓大家去聽她的音樂

but she's so weird that they want to go look at the music videos.

她詭異到他們都想看看她的MV

- She could be either.

她兩個都可以

She could sometimes be like the "Hi there."

她有時候可以像這樣「哈囉」

But she-- but, like, she could be the creepy girl,

但她也可以像個詭異的女孩

like she is in her videos, but then I think she could

像在她影片裡一樣，但我覺得她事實上是

actually be like a cool, relatable, sensitive person.

很酷、機智靈敏的人

It's like I want to watch more, but I don't want to watch more.

我想多看一點，但卻也不太想繼續看

- (softly) Thanks for watching Kids React.

謝謝收看

- (softly) Want to see more? Subscribe!

歡迎訂閱，看更多影片

- (flatly) Let us know in the comments what we should react to next.

留言建議我們下集的主題

- Goodbye. I think everything's gonna be a-okay.

掰，我想一切會沒--事--的

- (softly) Hi, everyone, it's Dallen from FBE.

嗨大家，我是FBE的達倫

Thanks so much for watching this episode.

謝謝收看

Like, comment, and subscribe.

按讚，留言，訂閱

We really appreciate your views.

我們很感謝你們的觀看