(Anthony) You know what I'm sayin'? Like "whoo" "whoo"!

懂嗎?就是 "嗚、嗚----"

(Ian) SHUT UP!

閉嘴

-Milky milkshake! -Milky' milkshake.

雪白奶昔(※2)

Sorry, guys.

抱歉 各位

This song sucks.

這首歌爛死了

Come back when you've got something that doesn't suck.

等你們做的歌可以聽了再回來

-Firetruck! -What did you say?

-Firetruck(消防車)！ -你剛剛說什麼？

I said "firetruck".

我說“Firetruck(消防車)”

You know, it's the polite way of saying f*ck in public.

你知道 這是在公眾說●比較有禮貌的方式 (●=幹)

(Ian) Starts with "F" and it ends with "uck".

“F”開頭UCK“結尾”

-Firetruck. -Alright, come back in here.

-Firetruck(消防車) -回來坐好

I'll sign you guys... on one condition.

我和你們簽約 但我有個條件

Here's the thing about saying firetruck

我們這裡來教各位怎麼用Firetruck(消防車)

It starts F and it ends with UCK

“F”開頭UCK“結尾”

So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck

所以每當你遇到麻煩或運氣不好時

You no longer have to exclaim "OH F*CK"

您不必再大叫“喔 ●”

Hey look at that they just bleeped me

嘿 看到沒 我被消音了

Instead say firetruck, it's so easy

只要說Firetruck(消防車)就好 就這麼簡單 “消防車”

And I'd like to take a moment

我想花點時間...

just sit right there

坐在那裡

I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

我會告訴你如何隨時隨地說Firetruck(消防車)

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK

撞到腳趾 FIRETRUCK

Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK

錢沒了 FIRETRUCK

You're naked and your parents come home,

你父母看到你的裸體

FIRETRUCK

FIRETRUCK

Fail your class, FIRETRUCK

成績不及格 FIRETRUCK

Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK

抓屁股 FIRETRUCK

Clip your nails too short and it hurts,

指甲剪太短 “五告ㄊㄧㄚ”(痛)

FIRETRUCK

FIRETRUCK

Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK

大在褲子上 FIRETRUCK

Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK

咬到舌頭 FIRETRUCK

No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK

沒人來你的派隊 FIRETRUCK

Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK

Xbox掛了 FIRETRUCK

Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK

忘了呼吸 FIRETRUCK

Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

發現你媽就是你爸 FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see

千萬別放過說 Firetruck(消防車)機會

It's even more fun when it gets bleeped

被消音反而有意思

Say it with me now,

現在跟我說

don't make this suck

不要搞砸囉

F****************UCK!

ㄍㄢ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●ˋ

Whoa man, did you just say f*ck?

喔 老兄 你剛剛是講●嗎

Naw man, I just said firetruck

不 兄弟 我剛剛是講Firetruck(消防車) “消防車”

But when you bleep it, it says f*ck.

可是消音後聽起來就像是●

Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

誰在乎 我們就是要講Firetruck(消防車) “消防車”

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK

掉牙齒 FIRETRUCK

iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK

iPhone帳單 FIRETRUCK

Jonas Brothers stuck in your head,

喬納斯兄弟卡在你腦袋

FIRETRUCK

FIRETRUCK

Crash your car, FIRETRUCK

出車禍 FIRETRUCK

Into your dog, FIRETRUCK

撞到你家的狗 FIRETRUCK

Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

結果你家的狗就是你媽 FIRETRUCK

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?

“但壘” 所以我媽是一隻狗

And your dad.

你爸也是

This is just getting ridiculous!

事情怎麼會越來越扯

-You act like it's not normal. -It isn't normal!

-你一副這種事好像不正常的樣子 -這本來就不正常

It is in Canada.

加拿大就這樣嘛

(scoffs) So they have man-dog-women in Canada?

所以加拿大的女人都是人面狗囉

Yes.

沒錯

Fail science, FIRETRUCK

實驗失敗 FIRETRUCK

Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK

吃鉛筆 FIRETRUCK

There's over 500 Pokemon?!

神奇寶貝超過500種

WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!

WHAT THE FIRETRUCK 什麼‘消防車’ (未經修改句子正常意思為“蝦咪小朋友”)

Lose the game, FIRETRUCK

比賽輸了 FIRETRUCK

David Blaine, FIRETRUCK

大衛·布萊恩 FIRETRUCK

-Get ran over by a... -What?

-被那個給輾過去吧... -被啥

FIRETRUCK

消防車

So, yeah

就是這樣

Next time you wanna say the f-word...

下次你想說的F開頭的字時...

just say firetruck!

就說Firetruck(消防車)

It's more polite.

比較有禮貌

And if you didn't like this song...

如果你不喜歡這首歌的話...

go firetruck yourself!

就給我去死吧

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And your dog! Fricking ugly.

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