So I've got a major problem.

所以我有個大問題。

Every time I show up to an interview here,

每次我出現在這裡的採訪。

there's this like ceremonial moment at the beginning

有這個像儀式的時刻 在開始的時候

where everyone in the room pulls out a business card.

房間裡的每個人都會拿出一張名片。

And there's like this exchanging of business cards

還有像這樣的交換名片。

and it's lots of bowing and lots of observing the business cards

鞠躬和觀察名片的次數也很多。

and showing how impressed you are

並表示你的印象是多麼深刻

with the beautiful design of it.

與它的美麗設計。

People love business cards here,

人們喜歡這裡的名片。

and my problem is I don't love business cards.

而我的問題是我不愛名片。

and I didn't bring any to Japan.

我也沒有帶任何東西到日本。

So during these like really intimate,

所以在這些喜歡真的很親密。

special trust earning moments,

賺取信任的特殊時刻。

everyone looks to me like where's your business card?

每個人都看向我，就像你的名片在哪裡？

I don't have any! I don't use business cards.

我沒有名片！我不用名片

Luckily I found a machine that would

幸運的是，我找到了一臺機器，可以

solve all my problems.

解決我所有的問題。

Thanks to this machine I was able to

多虧了這臺機器，我才得以

design and print 30 business cards

設計和印刷30張名片

in like two minutes.

在兩分鐘內。

My brand new business cards are printing out as we speak.

我的全新名片正在打印出來，因為我們說話。

The two videos I'm working on are going really well.

我正在做的兩個視頻進展得非常順利。

I've been talking to a lot of people

我已經和很多人談過了

from North Korea getting some

從北朝鮮得到一些

interesting perspectives, so stay tuned.

有趣的觀點，敬請關注。