>> Yeah. >> Yeah.

- 是。 - 是

Everybody's talking about it.

所有人都在談論這個

Today is World Penguin Day.

今天是全球企鵝節

>> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, so

〔笑〕- 是的

if you saw penguins today, they're dressed up, you notice.

如果你們今天看到過企鵝，牠們都打扮了一番，有發現吧

>> [LAUGH] Boy.

〔笑〕- 天啊

This is true,

是真的

I- [LAUGH] I heard a sweet story about two penguins in a zoo in Germany.

我〔笑〕我聽到一個甜蜜的故事是關於在德國動物園裡的兩隻企鵝的

They are two male penguins named Stan and Ollie and

牠們是兩隻公企鵝叫做 Stan 和 Ollie

they only have eyes for each other.

牠們眼中只有彼此

They pay no attention to the female penguins,

對其它雌企鵝毫無興趣

they're not confirming they're gay but- >> [LAUGH]

雖然園方並未證實牠門是同性戀，但是--〔笑〕

>> We got a picture of them in their new

我們有一張牠們的的照片是牠們在新的

habitat >> [LAUGH]

愛巢中〔笑〕

>> They Gay.

牠們很快樂

>> [LAUGH] >> So,

〔笑〕好的

So Happy World Penguin Day to all of you.

大家全球企鵝節快樂

If you're not in a good mood already, I have something that'll sure help.

如果你們已經心氣不順了，我有些東西可以讓你們開心起來

Enjoy this mood booster.

來振奮一下心情

[MUSIC]

〔音樂〕

>> [LAUGH] >>

〔笑〕-

No one puts baby in a box >> [LAUGH]

沒人把寶寶放進箱子裡啊-〔笑〕

>> The cat's fine,

那隻貓沒事

don't worry about the cat.

不用擔心那隻貓

>> [LAUGH] >> Alright,

〔笑〕好吧

right now we're gonna have a happy Me Me Monday.

接著我們要來看看星期一萌萌貼圖

>> [MUSIC]

〔音樂〕

[APPLAUSE] >> Okay,

〔掌聲〕- 好

here's the first one, and it says I'm feeling generous today, you may pet me.

這是第一張，牠在說朕本日心情正好，你來拍拍我吧

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's another one.

〔笑〕-另一張

When you're cute but you ain't summer ready.

那些你很可愛卻不性感的日子

>> [LAUGH] >> That, it looks like a shar pei dog.

〔笑〕-這看起來像隻沙皮狗

You know those dogs?

你們知道那種狗吧？

See another one.

看看另一張

You know what instinctively mother croc carries the baby in its mouth,

直覺就是媽媽鱷魚用嘴帶寶寶鱷魚過河的寫照(Croc品牌名是鱷魚的英文縮寫)

nature is so beautiful.

大自然真美妙

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's another one.

〔笑〕-下一張

Moment he realizes he's now the middle child.

瞬間發現他自己成了失寵的老二

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's another one.

〔笑〕-另一張

Rawr, I'm just kidding, I'm only a turtle.

啊吼，好笑吧，我不過是隻烏龜

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's another one, the morning after.

〔笑〕- 還有一張，那之後的早晨

>> [LAUGH]

〔笑〕

We've all been there.

我們都有過這種經驗

If you've see a meme you think I should see please send it to me.

如果你看到萌貼圖記得傳給我