Name: 夏天準備好了，與我我星期一! (Summer Ready with Me Me Monday!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:03:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 41 s

Today's a big holiday, I'm sure you know which one it is.

今天是個很重要的節日，我相信你知道是什麼節

if you saw penguins today, they're dressed up, you notice.

如果你們今天看到過企鵝，牠們都打扮了一番，有發現吧

I- [LAUGH] I heard a sweet story about two penguins in a zoo in Germany.

我〔笑〕我聽到一個甜蜜的故事是關於在德國動物園裡的兩隻企鵝的

They are two male penguins named Stan and Ollie and

牠們是兩隻公企鵝叫做 Stan 和 Ollie

They pay no attention to the female penguins,

they're not confirming they're gay but- >> [LAUGH]

雖然園方並未證實牠門是同性戀，但是--〔笑〕

我們有一張牠們的的照片是牠們在新的

So Happy World Penguin Day to all of you.

If you're not in a good mood already, I have something that'll sure help.

如果你們已經心氣不順了，我有些東西可以讓你們開心起來

沒人把寶寶放進箱子裡啊-〔笑〕

right now we're gonna have a happy Me Me Monday.

接著我們要來看看星期一萌萌貼圖

here's the first one, and it says I'm feeling generous today, you may pet me.

這是第一張，牠在說朕本日心情正好，你來拍拍我吧

When you're cute but you ain't summer ready.

>> [LAUGH] >> That, it looks like a shar pei dog.

You know what instinctively mother croc carries the baby in its mouth,

直覺就是媽媽鱷魚用嘴帶寶寶鱷魚過河的寫照(Croc品牌名是鱷魚的英文縮寫)

Moment he realizes he's now the middle child.

瞬間發現他自己成了失寵的老二

Rawr, I'm just kidding, I'm only a turtle.

啊吼，好笑吧，我不過是隻烏龜

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's another one, the morning after.

〔笑〕- 還有一張，那之後的早晨

If you've see a meme you think I should see please send it to me.

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夏天準備好了，與我我星期一! (Summer Ready with Me Me Monday!)