[MUSIC]

[音樂]

>> [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

>> [鼓掌] >> [笑聲]

>> It's the guitar,

>> 那是吉他

they had to do that at the end.

在結尾時他們必須這樣

Okay, here's the first one.

好，我們來看第一個

When I go to Target without my kids.

當我沒帶小孩，自己去Target百貨時

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [笑聲] [掌聲]

>> [LAUGH]

>> [笑聲]

>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah.

>> [鼓掌] >> 是啊

Here's the next one.

下一個

When you explain something 17 times and they still don't get it.

當你解釋一件事情17次而人們還是聽不懂

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's another one.

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 來看另外一個

I don't know who gave my child a whistle, but I will find you and I will kill you.

我不知道是誰把哨子給了我的孩子，但我會找到你然後殺了你

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Here's the next one.

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 下一個

When it says 4 to 7 business days to ship and you hoped it was 4, but

當送貨時間寫著4到7個工作天而你希望是4天，但看來

it looks like it's gonna be 7.

會是7天時

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌]

>> [LAUGH] Here's another one.

>> [笑聲] 這裡有另外一個

>> The ball was in his hand the whole time.

>> 那球從頭到尾都在他的手裡

He never even threw it.

他根本沒有丟出去

Frankly, Steven, I was shocked.

Steven, 實話說，我很訝異

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌]

>> [SOUND] [LAUGH] And here's one more.

>>[噪音] [笑聲] 這裡還有一個

When Mother Nature drinks three Red Bulls.

當大自然一連喝了三罐蠻牛

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> And, finally,

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >> 最後，還有

when you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you.

當你自拍其實是想要捕捉身後的辣妹

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE].

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌] >>

>> If you see a meme you think I should see, please send it to me,

>> 如果看到你認為我也不能錯過的爆紅圖片，請寄給我