It's our segment called, What's wrong with these sign signs?

這個單元叫做：這些標誌有事嗎？

All right, this one comes from Rebecca from Orange City Florida.

好的，這張是由來自佛羅里達橙鎮的蕾貝卡提供

I found these boy's sandals on sale at the mall.

我在購物中心發現這雙特價的男童涼鞋

Toddler Boy's Christian grey sandals.

男童基督徒灰涼鞋

[LAUGH] It's for

(大笑) 這是給

the child who enjoys getting a spanking a little too much.

很喜歡被打屁股的小孩穿的

(LAUGH) Alyssa from Toronto, Canada.

(大笑) 艾莉莎，來自加拿大多倫多

This was a sign I saw at a restaurant in Hong Kong.

這是我在香港一家餐廳看到的標誌

No Smoking I Will Crazy.

不准吸煙我會發癲

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

It makes me want to smoke just to see what will happen just to.

這讓我想抽菸，看會怎麼樣

(LAUGH) Krista, from Lansdale, Pennsylvania,

(大笑 )克莉絲塔，來自賓夕法尼亞州蘭斯代爾

I saw this sign in the restroom when I was on vacation in Ireland.

我在愛爾蘭度假時，在廁所看到這個標誌

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

(LAUGH) Yeah,

(大笑) 好

those were all the wrong ways at the bottom, and then the top way is the.

底下那些都是錯誤示範，上面的才對

Now, I understand the middle one, I've done that.

我能理解中間那個，我做過

(LAUGH) I don't know who wants to do a hand

(大笑) 但我不能理解怎麼會有人想要

stand with their head.

用頭倒立

(LAUGH) Even if you're able to good for you.

(大笑) 就算你有辦法，恭喜你

But why, why do you want your head that close to the toilet?

但是為什麼你想讓你的頭那麼靠近馬桶？

The last one you're celebrating and I understand that.

最後一個你是在慶祝，這我理解

(LAUGH) Man from Jamesville,

(大笑) 不知名，來自威新康辛州

Wisconsin, I took this photo in the hospital near where I live.

詹姆斯維爾。這是我在家附近的醫院拍的

Gynaecology Restaurant.

婦科餐廳

(LAUGH) Gynaecology Restaurant.

(大笑) 婦科餐廳

Now so there's a fork, a spoon and a knife.

這裡有叉子、湯匙，和一把刀

And I guess that's a plate.

我猜這是盤子

I don't know what's in the middle.

不知道中間是什麼

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

Tila from New Valley California.

提拉，來自加州新谷

My brother sent this photo of a sign in his hometown.

我哥寄來這張家鄉標誌的照片

Ram in the Bush.

灌木叢中的公羊

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

That is also the daily special at the Gynaecology Restaurant.

那也是婦科餐廳的每日特餐

(LAUGH)

(大笑)

What is in the Ram in the Bush?

灌木叢中的公羊裡面有什麼？

What is that?

是什麼？

(LAUGH) So it's sauteed.

(大笑) 所以是嫩煎的

(LAUGH) That was my server right there.

(大笑) 那是我的服務生

(LAUGH) Very, very tall its a low seat, I'm.

(大笑) 非常、非常高，是座位太低

Thanks for sending those in if you see a sign that's not quite right please

謝謝你們寄過來，如果你們看到不是那麼正確的標誌

send it to me.

請寄給我