the movie blockbuster that finally unites the world’s greatest superheroes... that

這部電影大片最終將世界上最偉大的超級英雄聯合起來... ...

Marvel still has the rights to. The Avengers! The ultimate two hour geek fantasy that blinds

漫威公司仍然擁有《復仇者聯盟》的版權。復仇者聯盟!終極兩小時的極客幻想，讓人目不暇接 The ultimate two hour geek fantasy that blinds.

all nerds from admitting any legitimate criticism. And put all of DC Comics on suicide watch.

所有的書呆子從承認 任何合法的責備，並把所有的DC漫畫放在自殺觀察上。

A villain, who inexplicably returns from the dead, will vow vengeance on the planet where

一個莫名其妙死而復生的反派，將在這個星球上發誓復仇。

his demigod brother’s sort-of-girlfriend lives. Forcing this bluetooth obsessed government

他的半神哥哥的那種女朋友的生活。逼迫這個迷戀藍牙的政府

agency to assemble the heroes from Marvel’s greatest franchises, except Spider-Man, Fantastic

機構，以集合漫威最偉大的特許經營權的英雄，除了蜘蛛俠，神奇。

Four, and X-Men. Suit up with Iron Man - everyone’s favorite secondary Marvel character - who

四，和X戰警。與鋼鐵俠--大家最喜歡的漫威二次元角色--誰的衣服。

must redeem himself from the god awful Iron Man 2. Thor - who sort of pulled off his own

movie, but who’s appearance here completely negates its ending. Captain America - no one’s

電影，但誰的出現在這裡完全否定了它的結局。美國隊長--沒有人

favorite character, who just kinda has to be there. And The Incredible Hulk – who,

最喜歡的角色，誰只是有點必須在那裡。還有《無敵浩克》--誰。

for the sake of the plot, can now suddenly control his rage…

為了劇情的需要，現在突然可以控制自己的憤怒...

BRUCE BANNER: I’m always angry.

我總是很生氣。

NARRATOR: …without any explanation. Which doesn’t

...沒有任何解釋。這並不

matter ‘cause that shot was awesome! Witness... the excitement...

因為那一球太精彩了！見證... 激動人心...

IRON MAN: I need you to get to that engine control panel…

我需要你去找那個引擎控制面板...

NARRATOR: …of Iron Man repairing a spaceship for twenty

...鋼鐵俠修理宇宙飛船20年的故事

minutes. The thrill of generic aliens on flying jet skis. The confusing energy source of the

分鐘。通用外星人乘坐飛行噴氣滑板的驚險刺激。的混亂能源。

Tesseract…

宇宙魔術方塊...

SELVIG: The Tesseract can fight, but you can’t protect

宇宙魔術方塊能打，但你不能保護它？

against yourself…

對自己...

NARRATOR: …and its completely unjustified fail safe.

...其完全沒有理由的故障安全。

The explosion that instantly kills every alien, conveniently tying up all loose ends. The

爆炸，瞬間殺死所有的異形，方便地把所有的枝節都綁起來。那

Bromance…

戀愛...

TONY STARK: Hey.

嘿

NARRATOR: And the character in the middle of the credits,

還有片尾中間的那個人物。

who every nerd in the audience pretended to know. A movie so fulfilling… you won’t

在場的每一個書呆子都裝作認識他。一部如此充實的電影... ...你不會... ...

remember that the first 45 minutes are actually kind of boring. A villain so determined...

記得前45分鐘其實是有點無聊的。一個反派如此決絕...

LOKI: You need the cube to bring me home, but I’ve

你需要立方體來帶我回家，但我已經...

sent it off I know not where.

我不知道把它送到哪裡去了。

NARRATOR: …you’ll wonder why he’s uniting the

...你會想知道為什麼他要團結起來。

only people who can stop him, in hopes of getting them to dislike each other.

只有能阻止他的人，希望能讓他們互懟。

TONY STARK: Not a great plan.

這不是一個好計劃。

NARRATOR: Battles so action packed...

戰鬥如此激烈...

HAWKEYE: Stark, you’ve got a lot of strays stuck

HAWKEYE：斯塔克，你已經得到了很多流浪卡住

on your tail.

在你的尾巴上。

NARRATOR: You won’t even ask yourself, “how are

旁白：你甚至不會問自己："你是怎麼做到的？

they even all talking to each other without ear pieces?”

他們甚至都不戴耳塞互相交談？"

BLACK WIDOW: I can close it, can anybody copy?

我可以把它關了，有人能收到嗎？

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Do it.

做到這一點。

TONY STARK: No, wait.

不 等等

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Stark, these things are still coming.

斯塔克，這些東西還是會來的。

NARRATOR: Starring... Bore. Pinkeye. Iron Man Pooping.

主演...波爾紅眼鋼鐵俠拉屎

Not Edward Norton. The Human Torch. Leather Boobs. Mace Windu. And Gay Bane.

不是愛德華-諾頓人類火炬。皮衣巨乳梅斯-溫杜還有Gay Bane.

NARRATOR: Marvel’s The Avengers! If this doesn’t

漫威的《復仇者聯盟》!If this doesn't

make your inner eight year old self squeal in delight you’re likely dead inside...

讓你內心的八歲自我尖叫的喜悅 你很可能死在裡面... ...

or a girl. If you like Honest Trailers, then please check out our brand new weekly series,

或一個女孩。如果你喜歡Honest Trailers，那麼請查看我們全新的每週系列。

The Screen Junkies Show. Seriously, don’t be a jerk. We worked real hard on this new

熒幕迷秀。說真的，別傻了。我們真的很努力在這個新的

show. So check it out and leave a comment. And, as always, leave a comment with the movie

節目。那就去看看，然後留言吧。而且，像往常一樣，留下評論與電影。

you’d like to see get the Honest treatment next. Cats with boobies. Oppa Gangnam Style.

你想看到的下一個得到誠實的待遇。咪咪貓Oppa江南風格。

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number so call me maybe.

嘿，我剛認識你，這很瘋狂，但這是我的號碼，也許可以給我打電話。