my name is Mark and i'll be your omnipotent voice today

how many others do you think are participating

in your store? scratch your head now

if you see someone else scratching their head

give them a wink

looking around the store, I've noticed some of the

displays are un-tidy, let's try to

take the display and neaten them up as much as possible

and have every product face the same way

good job, now let's find a new product

that you find cute, so cute, in fact

that you would like to slow dance with it

(slow dance music plays)

(laughter) I think that's enough slow dancing

let's exit the store and begin walking on the sidewalk

I saw this awesome thing on Youtube where

a bunch of people froze at the same time

when I say "freeze" we're all gonna freeze

at exactly the position we're in and hold it

until I say to walk again

ready? ...freeze

...unfreeze,

looks like we've been getting some pretty funny looks

from people not participating

why don't we show them that we're friendly folks

and give them a high-five

high-five sound effect, you may be wondering

where my brother Steve is, Steve is located

at Bryant Park, today is Steve's Birthday

and I decided we're all gonna throw him

a surprise party

we don't want to tip Steve off so stay as

far away from Steve as possible

I'm going to count to three, and together we're all

going to jump from our hiding place and yell -

surprise!!!

oh my god!, I can't believe you guys are here

there's so many of you, how many, a ba-gillion?!

this is the best Birthday surprise that an

omnipotent voice could ever ask for

hey, let's get started with some Birthday games

everybody take out a roll of toilet paper

that you should of brought with you

have you ever been to a Mummy Dance Party

the rules are simple, take your toilet paper,

and completely wrap your partner, making them

look like a Mummy,

alright, you guys look great, I've never seen

so many Mummies before, hey Mark,

you up in the DJ booth station? Yes sir.

you got two turn tables and a microphone?

Indeed, well, that's where it's at

(dance music plays)

let's start off by putting your hands in the air

and waving them like you just don't care

how about we try dancing low to the ground,

dance like you're pushing a grocery cart

on the count of three, the Mp3 experiment will

be over, 1...2.....3...

goodnight