Name: 新塞爾達遊戲!(不是clickbait) (The New Zelda Game!! (not clickbait))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:02:54.000Z
Duration: 11 min 4 s

♫ I never thought, my life could be ♫

轉承詞

♫ I've got a golden twinkle in my eye ♫

呃...任天堂給了我這個難得的機會

Uh.. Nintendo has given me this unique opportunity

“YO PewDiePie 好愛你屌炸天的影片，

almost as much as I love cocaine and women"

“這是薩爾達最新版本的遊戲，希望你喜歡它”

"here's the latest build of the Zelda game I hope you like it"

I am the biggest Legend of Zelda fan, EVER!

就像你在YouTube上看到其他薩爾達的粉絲，他媽的

like if you watch other Zelda fans on YouTube, Fuck 'em

所以我很期待玩薩爾達的最新遊戲

so im so excited to play the NEW Legend of Zelda game

這，這是，這是薩爾達遊戲
可是這是商標

it's a, it's a, it's a Zelda game coz it's trade marked

(女)
但父親你到底是發生什麼事情了

*girl* But father what it something happens to you

(父)
我要用三角標的勇氣來保護我

*dad* I will take the triforce of courage to protect me

(父)
如果你一個月都沒聽到我的消息，派Link

*dad* if you don't hear from me in a month, send Link

(pewdiepie)
我的天阿，Link，那是口紅嗎

*pewdiepie* Oh My God, Link, is he wearing lipstick

(遊戲教學)
首先移動地圖上的三角標來選一個位置

*narrator* first move the triforce to pick a place on the map

噢，她，蛤薩爾達現在會飛了！？

(遊戲教學)
移動控制器來使我向左或向右

*narrator* move the controller to move me left or right

(遊戲教學)
幸運的是我帶了我的智能劍

*narrator* luckily i brought my smart sword

(pewdiepie)
智能劍是什麼iPhone，什麼他媽的

*pewdiepie* smart sword what is this an iPhone, what the fuck

*old man* but I still have to sell the stuff

恩開始吧
開始遊戲跟新遊戲有什麼差別

err lets do, what's the difference between start game and new game

they really stuffed up the graphics on the Nintendo Switch

The resolution is incredible, the frame rate is so smooth

And you know I always give you honest reviews

如果我不喜歡的東西，我會，我一定會告訴你們

If I don't like something, I'll tell, I'll be sure to tell you guys

痾，眾所皆知的，這影片是任天堂贊助的

ahh, also full disclosure this is a sponsored video by Nintendo

他們為這影片付了很多，很多的錢

they are paying for this review, A lot-a lot of money

當我向他們提出給我遊戲的時候

我總是愛任天堂一直創新-，又發表了新的

I always love how Nintendo always innovates-, comes up with new

你知道他們不把圖像擺第一，不是圖像 
(明顯的諷刺）

Y'know they don't put graphics first, it's not about the graphics (obvious sarcasm)

(女人)
哈囉心肝，噢，等一下。”

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