So she's going to have to walk out through the third hallway.

所以她待會會從第三條走廊出來

(Selena Gomez, "Same Old Love")

(背景音樂：Selena Gomez , "Same Old Love")

Hey guys, it's Rachel and my baby cousin, Noah.

大家好，我是 Rachel，這是我的小表弟，Noah

I'm 16.

我十六歲了

So I did weird things girls do when they have a crush.

我之前拍過「暗戀別人時，女生會做的各種蠢事」

And I said if that got to 400,000 likes that I would do

那時我說如果得到超過 400,000 個讚的話

Weird things that guys do when they have a crush.

會再拍「暗戀別人時，男生會做的各種蠢事」

But Isaac wasn't free to film half of those videos.

但是 Isaac 沒空拍整部影片

So I'm using this little guy for the first half.

所以我就用這個小男孩來拍前半段

Little guy.

小男孩

Also, I'm currently having a giveaway

我現在正在舉辦抽獎活動

where I give away MacBook Air and a Hoverboard.

獎品是蘋果的 MacBook Air 以及懸浮滑板

And the only rule to enter to win the MacBook Air

如果想要獲得 MacBook Air，

is to be subscribed.

那你一定要訂閱本頻道

And that's it.

就這樣

Let's see if we can get this video to

來看看這部影片能不能得到

300,000 likes.

300,000 個讚

Let's do it.

讓我們來試試吧

And comment down below which one of these things

在下方留言告訴我們

you've either seen people do or you do.

你有做過，或是看過別人做過影片中的哪些行為

If you like Noah on my channel,

如果你喜歡 Noah 在我的影片中演出

he's probably not going to be on it for, like, a very long time.

他可能不會在這頻道裡出現太久

Because he lives on the other side of the country.

因為他住在國家的另一端

But he made a YouTube channel called

但是他有開一個 YouTube 頻道,叫做

Vision Of Noah.

Vision Of Noah

So I'm going to link that down below.

我會在底下附上連結

So if you guys want to see more of Noah,

如果你們想要看更多 Noah 的影片

you can just subscribe to him.

可以訂閱他

And if you want to follow him on Instagram,

如果想追蹤他的 Instagram

his Instagram is Noah.Lemon.

他的帳號是 Noah.Lemon

Yeah, we have the same last name.

對 我們的姓氏一樣

We're cousins.

畢竟我們是親戚

Yeah.

沒錯

Let's get on with the video.

接著，讓我們來看影片吧！

Yeah.

好

I wonder if I should ask her how her parents' vacation went

我應該要問她她爸媽 2013 年去俄勒岡州的時候

in Oregon in 2013?

玩得如何嗎？

Or is that too obvious that I Facebook stalked her?

這樣會不會很明顯地讓她知道我在臉書上偷窺她？

So are we still on for this weekend?

我們這禮拜的行程沒變吧？

Wait, is she friends with Rachel?

等等，她是 Rachel 的朋友?

Wait, hold up.

等一下，也就是說

If I become friends with her, it could lead me to Rachel.

如果我跟她變成朋友，我就能認識 Rachel?

Hey.

嗨

Hey.

嗨

Didn't we take English last year together?

我們去年是不是一起修英文課阿

What year was the Constitution ratified?

憲法是幾年通過的?

She'll be impressed if I know the answer.

如果我答對的話她一定會對我印象深刻

1788.

1788 年

Wait!

等一下

Who's this guy?

這男的是誰?

Why'd she take a picture with him?

為什麼他們會一起拍照?

She should be taking a picture with me, not him.

她應該和我一起拍，而不是和他

Let's see his profile.

來看看他的簡介

Hmm.

嗯

Oh, a coming out story.

喔，他出櫃了

All right, we're good.

那好，沒事

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(背景音樂)

All right, see you tameera.

好，明顛見

Tomorrow.

明天

Uh, Rachel, where's mom?

Rachel，媽媽呢？

(ALARM BEEPING)

(鬧鈴響起)

Rachel?

Rachel?

Who's Rachel?

Rachel 是誰？

I didn't say Rachel.

我沒說 Rachel 啊

I said Megan.

我說 Megan

Right?

對吧?

(PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)

(訊息提醒聲)

OK, now I need to work into the conversation

我得來設計一下對話

and find out if she has a boyfriend.

來確認她是否有男朋友

Did your boyfriend get you that phone?

那手機是妳男友買給妳的嗎？

(PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)

(訊息提醒聲)

(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)

(豎琴聲響)

Ah, yes.

太好了

That means I have a chance with her.

這代表我有機會和她在一起

This pic will definitely get me out of the friend zone.

這張照片一定會讓我脫離朋友身分

(SHUTTER CLICKS)

(快門聲)

Yeah, my favorite food is pierogies.

我最喜歡的食物是波蘭餃子

That's so funny.

太有趣了

That's my favorite food too.

那也是我最喜歡的食物

Wow.

哇

And divide it by 3.

除以三

Square root of 2

二開根號

Rachel looks so pretty today.

Rachel 今天好美

(RECORD SCRATCHING)

(唱片刮傷聲)

Oh, shoot.

喔天啊

Hey, can I borrow your pencil?

嘿，可以跟你借鉛筆嗎？

Yeah.

可以啊

Thank you.

謝謝

Hey, can I borrow a pencil?

嘿，可以跟你借鉛筆嗎？

(laughter)

(笑聲)

(clears throat)

(清喉嚨)

Yeah.

可以啊

Thanks.

謝啦

Welcome.

不客氣

Oh God, it's been, like, five minutes

天啊，過了五分鐘

and she hasn't responded.

她還沒回覆

Uh, uh-- sorry, that was my friend.

啊啊，抱歉！剛剛那是我朋友打的

yeah, my friend.

對啊，我朋友

Good save, Isaac, good save.

救得好，Isaac，救得好

But what's up?

不過，你過得好嗎？

Yeah, that'll get her.

好，這樣她就會回了

Hey, Noah.

嗨，Noah

Hi.

嗨

I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

希望你們喜歡這次的影片

If you didn't see my previous two videos,

如果你還沒看過前兩部影片

click those down below.

請按下面觀看

And subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already.

還沒訂閱的話請立刻按那邊訂閱

OK, I love you guys so much.

我太愛你們了

Bye!

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